The Anniversary Present
The best gifts in life are free.
John was at the stove cooking his breakfast when Aileen walked past, dragging her hand across his butt on her way to the garage. "I'm going to the store," she sighed, as she did every week. "Of course you are," he replied sarcastically with a grin. "Mmmm hm." "Happy anniversary to you too," he said, still grinning. "Happy anniversary!" A short while later he took a quick break, as he always did, to get a drink and check t...