"Damn it, you just got your hair done!" I yelled. I'd just gotten home from working the third shift at the factory. I was trying to have a bit of breakfast and a beer while I watched some TV. My girlfriend had just come in from the back of the house and said she wanted to go to the beauty shop. Again! So she gave me some song and dance about the weather and split ends. I complained about not being made of money. She threw...

It was late afternoon and he was driving home from work. He spotted a car on the center strip of the highway. It was one of those little sports cars that you see in the magazines. The hood was up and standing next to it was a woman. He pulled in behind her car and stopped. Dressed in a dark business suit, tailor tight, she looked like an executive from some Fortune 500 company. Her brown hair was done up in one of those t...