The sun was naked in the sky, like a slut, rays spreading open across the gray blue sky. It was still ice-cold and below freezing outside. The sun was being a fucking tease - as usual, Hatsuyuki Ramos thought to himself. He both loved and hated when the sun was a slut like this, spinning his mind like some street pick-up trick. His hope made him easy pickings, as he fell for it every time. Swearing under his breath, he du...

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Blackberry sweet tea was set on the table in a glass pitcher. The early morning light caught the clink of the ice in the dark liquid like some bizarre prism. "She gon' land safe. She gon' land safe. I just know it, I swear 'fore god, she gon' land safe. Just gotta wait for her to get here. I made her tea, I made her tea, she gon be here for this tea. She gotta... she gon' be here for this tea." Mary paced as she rubbed he...