"It's Friday! Friday! FRIDAY!" Carmen sings as she dances in the kitchen in her pink underwear and a short, white tank top, waiting to flip a pancake.

"Yes, it is. What makes you so bubbly? You have to work tomorrow," I say, confused.

"Friday, Friday, Friday!" she continues. I shrug. "Kurt, it's date night!"

"Oh yeah, are we actually going out this time or are we, uh, coming in?" I bite my lower lip playfully, aware of my terrible attempt at a dirty joke.

"Yes," says Carmen.

"What does that mean? That wasn't a yes or no question."

"I don't know... yet," Carmen smiles.

"Let me text Becky and see what she is up for."

"Good idea," Carmen says as she goes back to making breakfast.

"Hi Becky. It's Friday, want to watch Junior or me?" I hit send.

"Hey, Carm?" I ask, watching her tight little ass shaking as she works on the pancakes. Carmen turns around to look at me, eyebrow raised. "Take off your panties," I say. Carmen turns back around, appearing to ignore me for a moment. She then drops her panties and throws them at me, smiling deviously. I clutch them in my hand.

She continues to dance slightly, moving her hips as she hums and cooks. I sit quietly, watching her pale white ass and the slight silhouette of her womanhood peaking out of the gap between her legs.

"You think I can fit this spatula in my snatch?" Carmen asks with a serious expression.

I laugh, "No... it's too strangely shaped."

"Not the flat part- the handle."

"Oh, yeah, most likely," I say. Carmen turns around and throws her leg up on the counter. She spits on the spatula handle and proceeds to slowly tease her entrance. I continue, "You're so fucking weird when you are in a good mood."

Carmen lets out a slight moan and winces as she inserts the handle, "Oh, yeah, that's pretty good in there," she says. "You know, scientific method."

"You're gonna burn the pancake," I reply.

"Oh... yes, shit," Carmen says, pulling out the utensil and using it to flip the pancake.

My wife is always doing weird shit like this. It's the sexiest thing, but sometimes I think it's more of a silly test of my tolerance for shock. Unfortunately for her, I am never disgusted and only partially surprised when she does these things. My brain is a bit dirtier than hers, I think, so we try to one-up each other and usually just end up fucking. When two perverts want to keep the romance strong, just do weird, random shit with your bodies.

Yesterday, she was taking a nap on the couch, snoring with her mouth wide open- it was pathetic and annoying. What did I do? I stuck my dick in her mouth. She immediately woke up with her eyes wide open. After a couple of seconds, she came back to reality and continued sucking me off without hesitation. She swallowed my load and went back to sleep.

On Tuesday, she did something similar. I was sleeping on my back as I do every night, and was woken up by her straddling my face in the dark. I briefly suffocated before realizing what was happening, and then proceeded to eat her wet cunt until she squirted on my face. Yeah, I slept in it too because I didn't feel like getting out of bed.

My phone buzzes: "Hey, Mr. Kurt, I am actually busy with a video tonight, so I can't make it. Very sorry! :("

"Shit, Becky is busy tonight," I say.

Carmen makes a playful frown, "What could be more important than sex with us?"

"She is actually making content tonight," I say.

Before I have a chance to type a response, Becky chimes in again, "Wait... actually... wanna help? Could be fun."

"Oh!" I say excitedly.

"What?" asks Carmen. Instead of answering Carmen, I type my response:

"Absolutely."

"What, babe?"

"She wants us to help her with the video," I explain, smiling at Carmen.

Carmen sits down next to me on the stool with two plates of pancakes and bacon, "What sort of video?"

"Not sure, I am waiting for her response," I say as I take a bite.

The phone buzzes, "Great! It will be fun. My friend wants to join us. You are in for a treat."

"Oh shit, she is bringing a friend," I grin at Carmen.

"A friend? Another woman or a man?" asks Carmen.

"I have no idea, but it doesn't matter. Let's keep it a surprise."

"It better be a guy because you can't handle three women," Carmen jokes.

"Yes, I can, I can handle ten women and men too."

Carmen scoffs, "You're not even bi."

"So what? I will suck ten cocks just to prove you wrong."

"Would you now? That would be hot!" Carmen says as the gears turn in her brain.

"Don't test me, Carm, I will jam this syrup bottle right up your twat," I say, smiling and holding up the bottle of Mrs. Buttersworth. Carmen looks at the bottle for a moment and proceeds to spread her legs.

"I bet that would fit too," she says, looking down as she spreads her pussy slightly.

"Let me see," I say as I hold the bottle down to her mound. "I don't know, it's a bit too wide."

"Yeah, too wide," she nods and shrugs.

- 7 PM -

Junior goes down for sleep at seven. Becky arrives at seven. She is very punctual, which is a great quality for a babysitter, despite her doing very little babysitting. Besides, our reprieve has been these sexpeditions rather than date nights, and for now, we are happy just doing that.

"Hey, Becky!" Carmen says as she opens the door.

"Hi Carmen!" Becky steps inside, followed by what can only be described as a burnt redwood tree. "This is my friend Hakeem, but he goes by Mr. Deep."

"Uh, Deep?" Carmen stutters for a moment, "Oh, oh my, yes Deep," Carmen says, eyeing the six-and-a-half-foot black man.

"Sup, Carmen," the man says in a low, masculine voice as he extends his hand towards Carmen. They shake.

I walk into the living room. "Becky!" I say, moving in for a hug. "Great to see- wow, who the fuck is this?"

"That's Deep, honey," Carmen affirms, clutching my arm and smiling up at Deep.

"Deep? Oh, yeah, I can imagine."

"Hello, sir, my real name is Hakeem," he says, extending his hand for a polite shake. I meet his greeting.

"Well, this is going to be a fun night. Would you guys like some beers?" I ask.

- 8 PM -

After talking, drinking, and sharing stories, Carmen and Deep have started getting handsy with each other. Becky and I sit next to each other, drinking and watching. Watching Carmen, now buzzed, lightly rubbing Deep's bulge is both sexy and strange to me. We have had threesomes, but never with a man of this size and color. I am a big guy, but this guy gives football vibes. I want to call him Chocolate Gronk.

"Oh, you're so big," says Carmen, rubbing the outline of Deep's hard shaft over his shorts. Deep rubs her back and hair gently, which eases my anxiety. Becky moves close to me and begins touching my leg.

"Suck his cock, hun," I say. Deep leans back on the couch as Carmen begins to unbutton his shorts. Becky does the same to me.

"Holy fuck," Carmen says as Deep's cock springs free. "It's as big as a damn Pringles can," Carmen says, looking hungry.

"Yeah, come on, baby," Deep says, slowly pushing Carmen's head down on him. She complies and begins worshipping the head of his cock, which barely fits in her mouth.

"Oh, fuck yes," I say as my attention quickly moves back to Becky as she takes my full length into her throat. Her tight, slobbery mouth bobs on me. Becky's spit dribbles down on my balls, but she hungrily cleans that up too.

Carmen begins to strip down. Deep strokes his massive dick as she bends over to remove her panties, teasing him and shaking her ass at him. Carmen lowers herself onto him, and with a loud moan, her wet hole spreads over him. She moans in pain as he stretches her wide.

"Mmm, yes, fuck honey, that's so sexy the way you take his cock," I say.

"Mmhmm," Carmen says, struggling to take the second half of his length. If I had to guess, he has three inches on me and twice my girth. I am a solid seven inches, but this guy has a beast of a cock. I think I may actually be bi-curious.

As Carmen continues to work her magic, Becky has been attempting to drain me- squeezing my balls, stroking tightly, and occasionally trying to eat my cock. I can feel her throat muscles spasm as she attempts to swallow my head.

"Get on, Becky," I say. My cock throbs and my heart pounds as my primal urge hungers to give Becky a good, vigorous beating. Becky removes her clothes and climbs on. Her dripping wet tightness swallows my cock. She immediately begins bouncing quickly. I clutch her small tits and begin sucking her nipples and she bounces and grinds.

By now, Deep has Carmen bent over the couch. His right leg on the couch as he aggressively beats her raw pussy. I can hear the loud sound of his balls smacking her wet mound with each thrust. I have never seen Carmen take such a massive dick so roughly- it is bringing me closer just watching them. I definitely see the appeal of cuckholding.

Deep lies back on the couch, allowing Carmen to take control. "Fuck, fuck, fuck," Carmen yells as she bounces on Deep.

"Wait, hold on, Becky," I say, guiding her to a stop.

"What's wrong?" she says. I help Becky off of me and stand up. I quickly approach Carmen, taking the opportunity. I position myself behind Carmen with one leg on the couch and slide myself into her rear, giving her the double penetration she has always enjoyed.

"Oh, fuck, babe, yes! Fuck my ass!"

"Becky, come here, baby," says Deep. Becky straddles Deep's face, grinding against him. Deep and I continue to fuck Carmen. Feeling the tight grip of Carmen's hole and the slight friction of Deep's massive meat filling up her pussy is quick to send me to climax.

"Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum, babe," I moan. I grip Carmen's hips harder as I release. She moans. My dick pulses as I pump my hot load deep into her ass.

"Mmm fuck, yeah, baby, let Deep fill you up next," I say. I walk up to Carmen's head, and without hesitation, she hungrily cleans me up.

"Shit, gonna bust," Deep says.

"Yes! Cum inside me!" Carmen demands, pushing against Deep harder and faster. My cum oozes from her ass as she roughly rides him.

"Oh, fuck, hell yeah baby," Deep moans as he explodes, filling Carmen up. His cum spills out around his cock, mixing with the anal cumshot that trickles down Carmen's leg.

Carmen falls over onto the couch and spreads her legs. She spreads her pussy, allowing the rest of Deep's cum to ooze out of her. As she does, Becky quickly plops down on her knees and begins to lap up our mixed loads.

"Oh! Oh my, yes!" Carmen moans and shakes as Becky licks and sucks her freshly fucked holes, sending Carm to an intense climax.

Carmen loves oral; this is apparent. Two cocks filling her did not give her an orgasm, but Becky's little teenage tongue sent her off the edge.

"Yeah, sure, she cums for Becky's tongue but not our cock. Thanks to us for driving her the entire way," I joke.

"Well, you know how I am," Carmen laughs, panting on the edge of the couch.

"I had to contribute somehow!" Becky says. "I wasn't much help tonight."

"That's not true, Becky, you are always the star of the show," I say.

"Yeah, Beck, it's always a pleasure," says Deep. Becky walks over to the dresser where she left her belongings.

"Thank you, guys. It's ok though, I made sure to record everything," says Becky, picking up a small camera.

"No way! You little spy!" Carmen gasps. Becky laughs.

"That was the agreement, remember? We had to help make content," she says.

We all get dressed and clean up. We have a few more beers before turning in. Deep and Becky head out as soon as Becky starts to mumble her words. She is somewhat of a lightweight at her age.

"Make sure to send us a copy of that!" I say.

"Oh, don't worry," says Deep. "You'll be able to watch it on PornHub."

Our eyes widen, "Oh, well, ok then," says Carmen.

"Fuck," I say to Carmen as they get in their car.

"Yeah, I guess we are on the internet now. Time to go off the grid and become mountain dwellers," she says.

"We are probably fine. What are the odds someone we know will find the video?" I reply.

"Yeah. Yeah, we're ok."

We both stand there in silence as they drive off.