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Official (not really) Announcement of New Story Policy - please read

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Dear Lushies,

as of Feb 1, we will be taking a new direction. Only erotic stories involving Disney Characters will be accepted.

signed,
a soon to be ex-mod.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by sprite
Dear Lushies, as of Feb 1, we will be taking a new direction. Only erotic stories involving Disney Characters will be accepted.


Plenty of scope then for kinky sex
Group sex — Snow White
— Shrek, Beauty and the Beast
Reluctance — Sleeping Beauty
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
okay, when i find out who changed the title of my thread... use your imagination.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Buz
The Linebacker
Warning! Doing Swiss Family Robinson could break our policy and we'd have to have you assassinated or at least roughed up.

But hmmm.... Babes in Toyland, that has some serious promise. By the way, we sell toys here on Lush. Please click the Store link in the red bar at the top of the page. If Sprite has quit ordering in mass quantity we might have something left in stock. But seriously think of Buz when you hear that bzzzzz of your vibrator.

Guest
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Breaking News


Disney people have called an emergency meeting of their financial advisors to fix the royalty payment rates, which they gonna demand from Nicola :P
In another meeting they have worked out a plan to introduce more characters to meet Lush's demand.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by sprite
okay, when i find out who changed the title of my thread... use your imagination.


T'was me.

Fuck you 'gon do about it?

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Unknown User
Does that mean everyone could be "Fucking Goofy"?
Guest
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Can you IMAGINE the money they'd MAKE if DISNEY CORP properly PORNO'D all their greatest hits???

(The technology exists, we've all SEEN the CRAPPY re-makes on sites like cartoon-o-porn and you-should-be-in-fucking-jail...)

Personally, I HAVE A SCRIPT for THE FLINSTONES porn cartoon:

*SCRIPT DELETED FOR EVERY FUCKING REASON IN THE LUSH STORIES BOOK!!!*

xx SF

("GIGGLE WITH THAT IN YOUR MOUTH, BETTY RUBBLE!!!")
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Dani


T'was me.

Fuck you 'gon do about it?






change it back when you're not paying attention

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by sprite
Dear Lushies,

as of Feb 1, we will be taking a new direction. Only erotic stories involving Disney Characters will be accepted.

signed,
a soon to be ex-mod.


Thank you for the laugh! Snow White becomes a group sex story. Sleeping Beauty won't happen as it violates Lush policy. Cinderella becomes a lesbian story as she fucks the step-sisters. The Little Mermaid becomes a fantasy-first time story with the prince. Oh and can you imagine Alice in Wonderland... talk about a freaky story as the Mad Hatter bends her over a mushroom and fucks her anally.

Oh I do wish this was for real.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by sprite
Dear Lushies,

as of Feb 1, we will be taking a new direction. Only erotic stories involving Disney Characters will be accepted.

signed,
a soon to be ex-mod.




Would an Aristocat one get an award from you???
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Since Start Wars is now part of Disney as well, I expect some Skin Deep inspired glowing cock fight stories.

I'd think you might write some 'sword' fight scenes.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
elliotlacey31
Active Ink Slinger
Finally! A place for all my Elsa fantasies
Guest
Lurker
And Rapunzel's magical hair would be between her legs with Mother Gothel, razor and cream in hand, ready to shave her
Jen
Charming as fuck
i'm currently 2/3rds of the way through writing 'bra-less bambi meets thumper the rampant rabbit'. it's hardcore.
verytrustedsource
Active Ink Slinger
The mind is ablaze with thoughts of Aladdin and his magic carpet ride

Liz
Scarlet Seductress
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The mind is ablaze with thoughts of Aladdin and his magic carpet ride


"A whole nuuuuuude world..."
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Quote by Liz


"A whole nuuuuuude world..."


It took me about 10 seconds to work that out!!

To be fair however it was ages ago that I saw that film.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Now that Star Wars is a Disney franchise.... many inter-species combinations might be possible...

Hm... the male stars may not like the "It's a Small World" Disney theme song, though.
BradCarpenter
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by vanessa26
I call dibs on Alice in Wonderland

You're too late. There was a porn film version in the '70s.
silveranode
Active Ink Slinger
O.M.G.
Just imagine what the Disneyland Parades will look like.
Or will they have to re-schedule the Adult Version until after dark.
Guest
Lurker
On THE HOME PAGE header this is STILL streaming as a REAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

(Now, I GET IT!!! It's a joke!!!)

But, you know, not everybody is as familiar as some of us with our fucked up sense of nonsense!!!! EVEN I clicked it thinking it might be a real thing!!! (I think it might confuse some VERY NEWBIES!!!)

(I'd amend it...)

xx SF

(I'm VERY, VERY CONSERVATIVE for a SOCIALIST!!!)

Mysteria27: "We're over..."
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Quote by stephanie
On THE HOME PAGE header this is STILL streaming as a REAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

(Now, I GET IT!!! It's a joke!!!)

But, you know, not everybody is as familiar as some of us with our fucked up sense of nonsense!!!! EVEN I clicked it thinking it might be a real thing!!! (I think it might confuse some VERY NEWBIES!!!)

(I'd amend it...)

xx SF

(I'm VERY, VERY CONSERVATIVE for a SOCIALIST!!!)

Mysteria27: "We're over..."




This made me laugh. You're just a socialist though....Giggles.

xo
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Quote by Mysteria27



This made me laugh. You're just a socialist though....Giggles.

xo


I AM A FUCKING SOCIALIST!!!

(BUT here is what THAT means!!!)

You give WHAT you CAN, (WHEN YOU CAN...) to those who cannot or are not able to even do THAT LITTLE THING!!! (And you have to WANT to do THAT!!!)

SOCIALISM is GIVING when you ARE ABLE and being big enough to ACCEPT HELP FROM OTHERS when you are not...)

I've done both HERE!!!

(You ALSO have TO PROMISE to GIVE BACK what you have been given WHEN YOU ARE BETTER AGAIN!!!)

*THAT'S SOCIALISM!!!*

VOTE BERNIE SANDERS!!!

xx SF
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Quote by stephanie


I AM A FUCKING SOCIALIST!!!

(BUT here is what THAT means!!!)

You give WHAT you CAN, (WHEN YOU CAN...) to those who cannot or are not able to even do THAT LITTLE THING!!! (And you have to WANT to do THAT!!!)

SOCIALISM is GIVING when you ARE ABLE and being big enough to ACCEPT HELP FROM OTHERS when you are not...)

I've done both HERE!!!

(You ALSO have TO PROMISE to GIVE BACK what you have been given WHEN YOU ARE BETTER AGAIN!!!)

*THAT'S SOCIALISM!!!*

VOTE BERNIE SANDERS!!!

xx SF




This is not an advertisement for Bernie Sanders......

You do know that I am a conservative woman.

I'm NOT A SOCIALIST....

xo
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Quote by Mysteria27



This is not an advertisement for Bernie Sanders......

You do know that I am a conservative woman.

I'm NOT A SOCIALIST....

xo


Have NOT SEEN the IOWA results yet!!!

(HOPE he's KICKING ASS!!!!)

xx SF

(I'm NOT SAYING it's NOT IMPOSSIBLE for people to EXPLOIT a SOCIALIST SYSTEM!!!) It IS!!!

But then, CHANGE OR EDUCATE THE PEOPLE, don't CHANGE THE SYSTEM!!!


xx SF

Cost of BENEFIT FRAUD in the UK in one year: 7 Million...

Cost of TAX AVOIDANCE by corporations and banks... SEVENTY BILLION DOLLARS!!! (70 BILLION DOLLARS!!!)

Both issues need to be ADDRESSED!!!

xx SF

AND MAKE THE CORPORATIONS AND BANKS PAY WHAT THEY LEGALLY SHOULD DO!!!