adult mice have 16 teeth.
During sexual intercourse, in addition to the genitals and breasts, the inner nose also swells.
While many know that chocolate can be an excellent arousal for having sex, apparently the smell of pumpkin can help increase the blood flow to the penis to encourage an erection.
Bikinis and tampons where invented by a man....
Althaiophobia : The Fear Of Marshmallows
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache in a pack of card....
a cricket's ears are on its front legs, just below the knees.
Thirty four percent of men have told lies in order to have sex. Ten percent of women have done the same.
In the Arctic, the sun sometimes appears to be square.
If something can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes a woman sad or angry… generally, a man meant the other one.
Happy wife, happy life.
Its 97km from my house to work
Banana trees are not actually trees – they are giant herbs.
"Music hath charms to soothe the savage breast" was a line from a William Congreve play, not a Shakespeare play. (and it's 'breast' not 'beast'. Bugs Bunny was largely responsible for that mix up!)
Politicians go into politics to help their constituents.
"The fastest way to a man's heart, is through his chest" ~~ forget the stomach
Bikinis and tampons invented by men.
Braille numbers are always proceeded by a symbol that looks like a backwards "L." I noticed that when I was riding in the elevator this morning, and then googled it to check.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
A standard golf ball has 336 dimples!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
Red wine has more antioxidants (Resveratrol) than white wine.
Pinot Noir has more antioxidants than other red wines.
Finger Lakes (NY) Pinot's have more antioxidants than other Pinot's.
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Napa is auto parts, Finger Lakes is wine!
