I can't believe my dad made us go on this camping trip. I just wanted to stay home and play video games. And to make matters worse, I had to share a tent with my stepsister Emily. I typically masturbate about twice a day, and now I would probably never get a chance to do it even once. I agreed to share the tent because it meant sharing it with my hot stepsister. I wouldn't say I had the hots for my stepsister, but she is...

Being the good father that I am, I forced my family to go on a family camping trip. And I'm not talking about one of those over-priced, crowded campgrounds, I'm talking off-the-grid, no cell coverage, all-wheel drive required, camping locations. Once I found our spot, I knew that there was no one around us for miles. It was perfect. I learned about this spot from my days of camping with my father. A family tradition that...