I was having me morning coffee, and decided to have a good breakfast. I broke out the sausages and eggs from the fridge. I kept three sausages from the package and two eggs from the carton. Now, to keep from burning the place down. It’s nice having three small apartments above the garage. Less outlay for an apartment. I wonder if I would ever let the other two apartments. The smell of me breakfast brought me back to reali...

“G’night, lads! Home safe, now!” “G’night, Paddy! Speed safely, then!” I was thinking to meself, what a great bunch of mates. We all look out for the others. Kenny had a right skinful. He gets so funny when he’s past his limit, ‘tis a good job Eddie is driving him home. Ah, friends. You can’t beat – what’s this? “You darn piece of junk. I hate you; I hate you more than anything.” I walked a half block out of me way. Huh!...

“Where is that damn alarm clock? I’ll kill it.” I didn’t want today to start. “It’s between my legs so you won’t smash it,” Cathy whispered. “No fair. I want to kill it,” I growled. “Oooo, stay here, fussy. I’ll start the coffee after a quick stop at the potty.” Cathy got out of bed, shook her butt at me, and then disappeared into the bathroom. She emerged after a few minutes looking great. Hair and makeup are just perfec...