The Irishman and the Girl
After a night with the lads, Paddy picks up a loving friend
“G’night, lads! Home safe, now!” “G’night, Paddy! Speed safely, then!” I was thinking to meself, what a great bunch of mates. We all look out for the others. Kenny had a right skinful. He gets so funny when he’s past his limit, ‘tis a good job Eddie is driving him home. Ah, friends. You can’t beat – what’s this? “You darn piece of junk. I hate you; I hate you more than anything.” I walked a half block out of me way. Huh!...