Hot off the press - a new and highly unusual story by Grusha:

Fuck-Talk Too

Here's what the marvellous Curvygalore says about it:

"Grusha, only you could successfully combine gender-swapping sex, futanari fantasies and epic Brechtian conceits with such success! This was barking mad, hilariously funny, utterly filthy and a terrifically entertaining read... Really excellent writing!"

Entitled Fuck-Talk Too, this story is not exactly a sequel, but more of a Brechtian fanfic to my previous collaborative piece with the wonderful VioletVixen, Fuck-Talk. Thus jointly inspired by two twentieth-century literary giants, I hope it will help you to appreciate why I go by the monicker GrushaVashnadze...

Today is the seventieth anniversary of the accession of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II to the throne. British and Commonwealth readers may be interested to read my affectionate hommage to our Queen, in this her platinum jubilee year, and to the sceptred isle for which she stands, in this story:

Snow White and the Seven Dildos

The Queen is known for her wicked sense of humour, and her ability as a mimic. She was also, in her youth, one of the finest young princesses ever. I hope my genuine respect for her comes across in this story - despite its apparent irreverence...

Now here's a strange thing...

I've just noticed, to my surprise and amazement, that I have been nominated for a small clutch of Clitorides awards. Amongst the nominations are Best Erotic Story by a New Author for both Alison Goes to London and The Cursed Cunt

So...

If you feel so inspired, please go and read either or both of the above stories. And if you still feel inspired, please visit

clitoridesawards.org/view_nominees.php

login/register (they require an e-mail address, to prevent fraud), and add your vote to:

Alison Goes to London - Best Erotic Story by a New Author

The Cursed Cunt - Best Erotic Story by a New Author

Thanks so much for your support: I really appreciate it!

Grusha

Dear Lushies,

After several weeks of "extreme moderation", my fairy-tale story Snow White and the Seven Dildos is complete at five short chapters, and up on Lush! So you now have a choice: you can read the unexpurgated urtext on 

superbsmut.blogspot.com

or you can read the family-friendly version (seriously, you could eat your breakfast off it) starting here:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/snow-white-and-the-seven-dildos-or-the-princess-and-the-cuntsman-chapter-1

Why bother? Well, five RRs out of five for a start; but more importantly, because of what readers have said:

"Your use of language foul and simultaneously elegant is second to none... kept me giggling from start to finish." (ChrisM)

"Absurd genius." (StarBelliedBoy)

"This is such a filthy, fucking fantastic use of the English language... Honestly genius... My mouth is gaping in awe (not my asshole though, sorry)" (VioletVixen)

Violet's asshole notwithstanding (and who could possibly withstand Violet's asshole?), this Snow White is a heart-warming love story, as well as an exploration of the interface between class and character, power and justice, lust and love, vanity and truth. For British and Commonwealth readers, you may also recognise in it an affectionate hommage to Her Royal Highness Elizabeth II, in this her platinum jubilee year, and to the sceptred isle for which she stands. She was after all, in her day, one of the finest princesses ever...

(Oh, and it also features a nymphomaniac scullery maid called Annie. Now where did I get that idea from...?)

Enjoy!

Grusha

As if VioletVixen's profanely-worded compliments above were not enough, here are some assessments by other fine Lush writers:

DeviantSusie: "fabulously filthy fan fucking tastic fairytale"

ChrisM: "Your use of language foul and simultaneously elegant is second to none... kept me giggling from start to finish."

CarltonStJames: "Love it!"

Have a look:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/snow-white-and-the-seven-dildos-or-the-princess-and-the-cuntsman-chapter-1

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(not my asshole though, sorry)

Well, you'll have to do something about that...!

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A must read for those who love and appreciate quality smuterature.

How do you come up with such wonderful words?

She always does. AC should make a New English Fucktionary of novel compound words... mostly so I can steal them later.😳

Hang on, I thought I invented the term "smuterature"! [sulks a little]

Though I will admit, AC came up with "afuckalyptic", "fuckabulary", "cuntenance", "acuntability", "fucktastic", "spunkcorn", "stiffhanger", "cunty-promise", and innumerable other unsurpassable pieces of lascivious lexicon. Conclusion: she is unutterably clever.

And her tits are definitely nicer than mine... [nods]

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And now (drum roll, please) It's time for

The Irregularly Regular Listing of Ridiculous 'Riting by, um, Rumps Regulars, Superior Scum from the past week:

GrushaVashnadze – Snow White and the Seven Dildos (Anal)

Enjoy!

James, so kind of you to mention my story - especially as I am hardly a "Rumps regular". Normally I only dare to venture in here if, upon peering through the window, I see the Violent Vixen dancing on the tables with her tits out. I clearly need to avail myself of the other dubious pleasures of this establishment more often!

The most anticipated story event in years!

GrushaVashnadze's

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DILDOS, or, THE PRINCESS AND THE CUNTSMAN

is out now on LushStories:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/snow-white-and-the-seven-dildos-or-the-princess-and-the-cuntsman-chapter-1

A story we all know and love, told as never before, jampacked with anilingual alliteration and wankworthy wordsmithing - or, as DeviantSusie deftly describes it, a "fabulously filthy fan fucking tastic fairytale"!

Really interesting discussion. I think Morgan Hawke has it right:

Fetish ISN'T Kink.

A Kink is something that makes sex exciting, also known as Slap & Tickle. No matter how many whips and chains are used, no matter how much blood is spilled carving your name into someone's back, Kink is a form of sexual Play, pure and simple.

A Fetish ISN'T Play. A Fetish is a very personal, very individual, and a very private APPETITE.

Someone with a Fetish for women's feet, or boots, or uniforms, or bondage gear doesn't need to have sex with those in such garb. Observing the wearer, touching the objects, smelling the material, hearing the sounds associated with them, and sometimes even tasting them is more than enough to completely satisfy a Fetishist.

On the other hand, someone with a Kink for women's feet, or boots, or uniforms, or leather bondage gear DOES want to fuck those in such garb.

In short:
~ A Kink is when you use a feather to cum.
~ A Fetish is when Touching the feather will make you cum.

Leather does little for me, nor feathers. However, here's a story about one of my favourite fetishes:

A Dirty Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore

And here's one by my friend Violet, about hers:

100 Wet and Messy Words: Natto

Here's what CarltonStJames said when he got to the end of my novel Alison Goes to London: "I have gotten so attached to them, I kinda feel like I did when I finished Parks and Recreation or Friends. This entire series was a masterpiece from top to bottom."

Well, Carlton is too kind - but he can be happy again, because there is now an Alison sequel - a Christmas special, full of peace and joy and goodwill to all mankind, indeed, a paean to friendship, camaraderie and maternal devotion - entitled CLAIRE'S CUNT KITCHEN.

If you have never read Alison before, don't worry: this story is a good stand-alone, I think, and a mere two chapters long, perfect to whet your appetite. 

If you have read Alison before, then be encouraged by NaughtyAnnie's comment: "This is a perfect postscript to Alison's story, satisfying our curiosity as to 'what happened next' to our favourite characters. And all with the characteristic mix of extreme filth, witty dialogue, and social commentary. There really is nothing else like this!"

Here (I hope) is a link: 

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/claires-cunt-kitchen-an-alison-christmas-special-part-one

Enjoy!

xx Grusha

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