Very interesting read, if you're into this kind of thing.
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Very interesting read, if you're into this kind of thing.
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Very interesting read, if you're into this kind of thing.
Maker of Mediocre Jokes
There is a distinct lack of pastrami on rye with mustard, as well as chicken parm on this list. Right now, a pastrami on rye with mustard, ideally from a kosher deli would be perfect.
From that list, probably a gyro or banh mi.
From that list, probably a gyro or banh mi.
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Quote by WannabeWordsmith
Not quite the same but, "ooops, sorry."
Reading that story made me remember something. I thought I hadn't read it, but clicking on it jogged my memory. I'm relatively certain that this inspired my idea. I now have egg on my face.
Second, it's a lot better than what I have drafted.
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I'd like to see Role Play as an additional story category. I understand that this will overlap with other genres, but I think it is enough of a stand-alone genre that it could have its own field.
Also, possibly being able to have a "primary" genre as well as alternate ones. Take, for instance, a story that is steampunk, but is also group sex, or lesbian medical. Being able to sub tag with alternate genres as opposed to keyword tagging could prove beneficial.
Finally, a standardization/glossary of tags. Obviously this wouldn't be mandatory usage, but if you are tagging a threesome w/ participants using F and M to signify male and female, a standard organizational breakdown so they don't use MMF FMM, MFM multiple times in tagging might be good.
These might have been suggested elsewhere...
Also, possibly being able to have a "primary" genre as well as alternate ones. Take, for instance, a story that is steampunk, but is also group sex, or lesbian medical. Being able to sub tag with alternate genres as opposed to keyword tagging could prove beneficial.
Finally, a standardization/glossary of tags. Obviously this wouldn't be mandatory usage, but if you are tagging a threesome w/ participants using F and M to signify male and female, a standard organizational breakdown so they don't use MMF FMM, MFM multiple times in tagging might be good.
These might have been suggested elsewhere...
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Quote by Denim_Daisy10howdy folks
A large sweet tea sounds great today
Today is beautiful outside and the birdies are chirping
Not much going on today
Got to the library which was the first time in months and it was different everyone is required to wear a mask . But I got a few new releases and found season 13 of criminal minds so that was fun. I finished the first 12 seasons on Netflix.
I hope everyone is having a good day or atleast surviving the day
Your library is open? Lucky devil. Library closing was the think that probably most irked me about the quarantine. I had to spend money for things I could have otherwise gotten for free in order to keep my mind sharp.
Quote by vanessa26
I mostly can't sleep because of stress, my cats are sick
People are being racist and we have the biggest douche for a president
even the weed can't chill me out.
...
So my mood is currently not good
And i need stronger weed, got any?
I don't have weed, but I do have a cause for possible cautious optimism. Yesterday (The 8th) A bill was introduced to the senate mandating changing in policing. It's H.R.7120 - Justice in Policing Act of 2020. Full text is here: https://www.booker.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/Justice_in_Policing_Act.pdf
So yeah, I'm feeling pretty good for the next 8 minutes, so pour off an IPA. After that, the optimism will be replaced by remembering everything else, at which point I'll probably need to revisit one of my books. Probably one of my philosophy books, or history. Philosophy for answers, history for desperately looking for the notion that we've been here before and that things got un-fucked.
Either way, I'll probably want another IPA.
Update: And fuck, one of my servers needs maintenance
. That's going to be a pain. Whiskey once that's fixed. Looks like I'm not reading tonight. 
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Utopia, I don't know another series that had me as hooked start to finish.
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Quote by Green_Man
One of the most famous documentaries is The Thin Blue Line which many critics dismissed as not truly a documentary. It was instrumental in getting an innocent man freed from prison. It won several awards but was rejected for consideration in the Academy Awards for best documentary. It came out in 1988.
[thin blue line poster]
That's an Errol Morris documentary right? He's a great documentarian in general.
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Not necessarily for this site, but I've had to google things that mentioning would probably get me banned. Though, I did (for this site) have to look up the longest a penis could be before getting an erection could cause blood flow problems. That story ended up getting scrapped.
I've also spent a lot of time looking up sex laws. I had this idea where violating an absurd sex law ends up getting brought to trial, and on the stand the witness/perpetrator describes the acts, in detail. I got into a weird dive about it where I looked into any prosecutions on them, and if I could find transcripts of the trial if there were. That's still WIP so don't steal the idea.
I had a lot of trouble finding one that was 'equal opportunity' absurd, a lot target only one party.
I also researched new-age medicine and sex stuff, to see if what I intended to write as a mockery of new age medicine already existed. Ultimately, my best ideas weren't even close to how ridiculous some of that stuff is.
I've also spent a lot of time looking up sex laws. I had this idea where violating an absurd sex law ends up getting brought to trial, and on the stand the witness/perpetrator describes the acts, in detail. I got into a weird dive about it where I looked into any prosecutions on them, and if I could find transcripts of the trial if there were. That's still WIP so don't steal the idea.
I had a lot of trouble finding one that was 'equal opportunity' absurd, a lot target only one party.
I also researched new-age medicine and sex stuff, to see if what I intended to write as a mockery of new age medicine already existed. Ultimately, my best ideas weren't even close to how ridiculous some of that stuff is.
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sounds like my kind of movie!
Let me know how it is stoned.
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I've hitchhiked a few times. Nothing really interesting came of it.
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Just saw Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon and Blood Machines.
Watch Blood Machines high. It's an hour of mostly synth music, psychedelic imagery and a bare bones narrative involving a naked woman flying through space. I saw it sober and have no fucking idea what I witnessed.
Leslie Vernon was hilarious though, must see for slasher fans.
Watch Blood Machines high. It's an hour of mostly synth music, psychedelic imagery and a bare bones narrative involving a naked woman flying through space. I saw it sober and have no fucking idea what I witnessed.
Leslie Vernon was hilarious though, must see for slasher fans.
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Restrepo is a masterful documentary about the War in Afghanistan.
Planet Earth needs no introduction.
I will continue to shout about the Frontline documentary series until forced to stop. They are all excellent.
Taxi To the Dark Side is truly harrowing.
Shoah will haunt your nightmares.
I watch a lot of documentaries, mostly not ones that will make you feel good.
Planet Earth needs no introduction.
I will continue to shout about the Frontline documentary series until forced to stop. They are all excellent.
Taxi To the Dark Side is truly harrowing.
Shoah will haunt your nightmares.
I watch a lot of documentaries, mostly not ones that will make you feel good.
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I have no idea what color this counts as, but it is my favorite.
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I'll be apending some that aren't necessarily on the posted list, though the list was made in 2013 so... *blows raspberry*
Harry Potter
I've seen 1, 3 and 6, got dragged along and was not amused.
Fifty Shades
Until I hear back from the director substantiating my theory, not wasting my time.
Overwhelming majority of Disney, Pixar, and Dreamworks Animated features
I have a tiresome rant about these. Ask and I will provide.
Jesus Film, Ten Commandments,
I'm a satanist.
Schindler's List
I refuse to watch any Holocaust movie that is remotely uplifting.
Sound Of Music, Gone with the Wind, Ben-Hur
No desire to seek these out.
Wizard of Oz
I read the book, didn't particularly enjoy it.
Mama Mia
I loathe Abba's music.
E.T.
Saw the first bit, hated it and stopped watching. Though I did see the neutered re-release, so maybe that had something to do with it?
Hunger Games
Read the books, kind of liked them until I discovered Battle Royale
Twilight
I don't need to explain this one.
Parasite
The fucking library closed, so I couldn't borrow a copy. Once the plague lifts, I'm collecting my hold and watching that. Sorry, I get emotional about libraries, I really like them.
Jurassic Park, Jaws
Nothing against these, I just ended up watching Godzilla and King Kong instead. Never really thought to seek them out.
City of God
I have never heard of this movie prior to looking at this on IMDB.
Wow there were a lot that I hadn't seen.
Harry Potter
I've seen 1, 3 and 6, got dragged along and was not amused.
Fifty Shades
Until I hear back from the director substantiating my theory, not wasting my time.
Overwhelming majority of Disney, Pixar, and Dreamworks Animated features
I have a tiresome rant about these. Ask and I will provide.
Jesus Film, Ten Commandments,
I'm a satanist.
Schindler's List
I refuse to watch any Holocaust movie that is remotely uplifting.
Sound Of Music, Gone with the Wind, Ben-Hur
No desire to seek these out.
Wizard of Oz
I read the book, didn't particularly enjoy it.
Mama Mia
I loathe Abba's music.
E.T.
Saw the first bit, hated it and stopped watching. Though I did see the neutered re-release, so maybe that had something to do with it?
Hunger Games
Read the books, kind of liked them until I discovered Battle Royale
Twilight
I don't need to explain this one.
Parasite
The fucking library closed, so I couldn't borrow a copy. Once the plague lifts, I'm collecting my hold and watching that. Sorry, I get emotional about libraries, I really like them.
Jurassic Park, Jaws
Nothing against these, I just ended up watching Godzilla and King Kong instead. Never really thought to seek them out.
City of God
I have never heard of this movie prior to looking at this on IMDB.
Wow there were a lot that I hadn't seen.
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I thought it was a myth, something nerds whispered about,a legendary hero that no one could definitively prove the existence of.
Then I found him, the Flaming Carrot, and it was glorious.
UT!
Then I found him, the Flaming Carrot, and it was glorious.
UT!
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I'm working on a group sex piece, first person narrator with a twist, the narrator changes every time an orgasm occurs. With that in mind, which makes more sense,
1. transition from who just had the orgasm to the person who caused it
or
2. person who caused it to person who had the orgasm
I keep going back and forth and decided to throw the question to the ether hoping for resolution.
1. transition from who just had the orgasm to the person who caused it
or
2. person who caused it to person who had the orgasm
I keep going back and forth and decided to throw the question to the ether hoping for resolution.
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Working my way through the Modesty Blaise books, in no particular order.
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I just started Devs. Into it so far but I'm only 1 episode in.
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Quote by vanessa26
[Cheerleaders Must Die Poster]
And then
[Female Prisoner Scorpion 41 poster]
Seriously? I just watched Female Prisoner Scorpion 701, then Cheerleaders Must Die. I mean, I saw Satanic Panic and Revenge between those two but but that's a crazy coincidence.
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I sincerely doubt I will see anything even half as disturbing as reality.
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Quote by wicked_jocelyn
I'm not convinced that George Lucas thought things through enough for us to ever know who the good guys or bad guys are. Well, except for the Emperor. He's pretty obviously evil. Well... also destroying planets. That wasn't very nice either.
Well hear me out. Are we ever given a reason that the rebellion started? Do we ever see the Empire running the rest of the galaxy poorly? I don't think we are, so far all the information we're given, this is a situation where The Empire decided to increase law enforcement given all the criminality in the galaxy and decided to ban slavery. Or it could be that the Empire wanted a strong centralized government as opposed to planet/state situation, while the rebellion wanted small government/independence for planets.
Basically, I want transcripts of the senate meetings that led up to the rebellion.
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Quote by Magical_felix
I still have this DVD with the "clues" it came with. Bought it new when it was first release and every time I watch this movie I pull out the clues and yeah, I feel that most of them are red herrings.
What I have gathered is that somewhere along the way a split happens and the main character enters a dream state or exists a dream state... The two main actresses are playing the same character but in like mirrored realities or one is dreaming about the other... yeah I know. I think these realities/dreams collide in the club with the woman singing llorando por tu amor and the main character finds her true self? Some shit like that.
I think this is why there is such a strong emphasis on dreams/nightmares in the diner scene with that terrifying homeless man behind the building and him jumping out of the nightmare and into reality. I think lynch is setting up rules for this movie's universe with that scene.
My favorite part of that scene is the ambient silence. The pseudo-jumpscare it ends with is typically accompanied by a crescendo the music, but no ambient sound just makes that so much creepier.
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Quote by LucaByDesign
Never mind alternate theories: does anyone have any theories at all about what-the-fuck is going on in Mulholland Drive (the film not the actual drive). I've watched it four times now and am still none the wiser.
There's 2 parts to what your describing. The film is deliberately obtuse, Lynch, when asked in interviews about the meaning of MD, he turns the question around. The meaning is supposed to be interpreted.
I have a few theories. The first is that the first half is a delusion on the part of Betty, encountering the triangular blue key causes her to sort of snap out of it as it was the call card letting her know the job she hired someone for is done. That's the more traditional reaction.
Second theory, the blue box with the triangle key is a sort of portal to another reality/dimension. This is a bit out there but given all the surreal imagery involved in the movie, I could see it being plausible, and Lynch has used alternate realities/dimmensions in other works.
Next option, it's vicious takedown of Hollywood culture, with Betty being the sort of ideal people come to, but Diane being the reality of the experience.
I'm not satisfied with any of these however. According to the first DVD the 10 most important clues are:
1. Pay particular attention in the beginning of the film: At least two clues are revealed before the credits.
2. Notice appearances of the red lampshade.
3. Can you hear the title of the film that Adam Kesher is auditioning actresses for? Is it mentioned again?
4. An accident is a terrible event—notice the location of the accident.
5. Who gives a key, and why?
6. Notice the robe, the ashtray, the coffee cup.
7. What is felt, realized and gathered at the Club Silencio?
8. Did talent alone help Camilla?
9. Note the occurrences surrounding the man behind Winkie's.
10. Where is Aunt Ruth?Pay particular attention in the beginning of the film: At least two clues are revealed before the credits.
which may be entirely a subversion. These may not be relevant. I'm not convinced either way.
That's my take anyway.
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I have no idea how this crossed my mind, but I've been wondering if you took a tabletop game, a la D&D, Pathfinder, Call of Cthulhu et cetera and decided to have a consensual sexual encounter, what would a nat 1 on a d20 roll look like? I mean, nat 20 would probably be like instantly causing your partner an orgasm.
I imagine it would involve stubbing your toe at the very least. I imagine that anything involving mouth-to-genitals (fellatio, cunnilingus) your mouth would to the crook of the elbow, and penetrative (penis or digits in orifice) would involve maybe going for the navel.
Side note, yes I am working on a story that involves this, and I'd ask before using what you thought would happen, and assume that no response is a no.
I imagine it would involve stubbing your toe at the very least. I imagine that anything involving mouth-to-genitals (fellatio, cunnilingus) your mouth would to the crook of the elbow, and penetrative (penis or digits in orifice) would involve maybe going for the navel.
Side note, yes I am working on a story that involves this, and I'd ask before using what you thought would happen, and assume that no response is a no.
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It sounds more like you want to do different sides of the same sexual encounter, which I think is a terrific idea but I haven't done it yet myself.
In case you are interested, here's the first, then you can just follow the link to the second (and beyond since they ended up as the first two chapters of a six-part series).
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/-a-brides-awakening-.aspx
Yeah, that's more what I'm leaning towards.
I've got a handful outlined, but less started. I'm not going to cover them here because no spoilers
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Retelling something from a new perspective is an idea I've been playing around with. Something like part 1 is exhibitionism while part 2 is told from the perspective of a voyeur. Or more specifically in my case, rewriting You Cannot Remember from the third person perspective of the person "you" are having sex with.
Supposing you liked the first part, would you be interested in the sort of shot/reverse shot? Also, if you have considered doing this or done this, how do you think it went, and feel free to post a link if you have examples.
Supposing you liked the first part, would you be interested in the sort of shot/reverse shot? Also, if you have considered doing this or done this, how do you think it went, and feel free to post a link if you have examples.
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Quote by vanessa26
Four loko
A friend of mine put it best with that stuff, tasted like 'rancid alcoholic unicorn piss' a sentiment I agree with. Stuff's not fit for human consumption.
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Do you have any alternate interpretations of films? Provide them, personally, I believe that the the movie based on the first 50 Shades book is actually a piece of elaborate absurdist performance art, at least I kind of hope it is. I emailed one of the director's points of contact on her website with my theory but never heard back.
I'm also not convinced that the Empire are the bad guys in Star Wars, but my theory is much more tenuous on that one.
I'm also not convinced that the Empire are the bad guys in Star Wars, but my theory is much more tenuous on that one.