Golden Shower
He shares a shower with his wife and it turns golden, and then, later, in a neighbours garden the same happens.
One of my neighbours, Margot from over the road, has a telescope in her front bedroom. Her house is a little higher than ours, and that means she could, if she wants to, see into our bedroom and see our bed. Now, that is not something that would bother me if it were only my wife and I, but, well, that isn’t always the case. "How do you feel about moving our bedroom to the back?" I asked my wife. "Why?" Jools asked. "It is...