I went for an exam today to find out if I have rheumatoid arthritis. The nurse was checking my BP and my temperature and was very friendly. When she was checking my BP she put my arm under her arm pit and lay her breast right on my forearm. She even wiggled it around a little to get it comfy!"That raised the numbers a little," she exclaimed in a cheery voice.I was a little surprised and all I could think of was, "Well, du...

It was about 2:00am and my wife and I were walking home from a swing party. It was a lovely June night in Seattle, and even though Green Lake Park was officially closed we cut through because it saved us a few blocks walk."I'm still horny'," my wife said. "That friend of Lori's just didn't satisfy me.""Well, we can always do a quick hump on a picnic table," I voluntered."Sounds good to me," she said and headed for a table...

My job as a programmer requires me to do a lot of work at odd hours so I can have the computers all to myself to make what changes are needed. Strangely enough I do this on Friday evening as much as possible. My wife and I usually just rest up and enjoy each other's company on Fridays, and we start that as soon as we get home and get naked.On this particular Friday, in the middle of Summer, it was just before sunset and I...

My mother-in-law, Margaret, officially, but Marge or Margieto most people, and I always got along fairly well. Itreated her decent and liked her cooking and her daughterwas happy with me and I guess that was what she cared mostabout.She had a small apartment on the first floor of the samebuilding occupied by the family business. There were twobedrooms and a smaller apartment on the second floor and aquite large loft area...

At twenty years old I was one of the oldest guys in the class. I had managed to squeeze in a couple of long summers working and a year of college before I got pulled into active duty in the Navy Reserves. That is how I found myself here, in a moderate but old hotel room in Memphis, Tennessee, with another young and horny sailor.We were stationed in Millington at the Naval Air Electronics training school, and this was the...

It seems that all the most fun stuff happens on Friday. Maybe it is because about a third of the people take the day off and the rest of them are thinking about the weekend. Never mind thinking about fun things to do not related to work!Anyway, it was Friday afternoon, and my coworker Becky and I were looking out the window watching the few afternoon fitness freaks taking their afternoon walks, jogs, and runs. She was com...