The Nerd's First Time
Ernie is rewarded for helping his sister's friend.
It isn't a bad thing to be the youngest of five children, especially when you are the only boy in the family. Let me explain. My name is Earnest Winston Mallone. I am the product of a loving couple who are still married to this day. When my Mom and Dad started out, like most couples, they wanted a son, a daughter, a nice house and the proverbial white picket fence.There first born was a girl, April. April was a perfect ba...