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Pillow Talk

New lovers share their fantasies in the dark. With satisfying results.

“If your girlfriend is lying next to you in bed and starts drawing geometric shapes on your nipples . . . there’s a question coming that you are not going to want to hear, much less answer.” -- Advice from my dear departed Uncle Calvin --------- Lyndsey started drawing geometric shapes on my nipples as we lay side-by-side after making love. “Brad,” she whispered in a high-pitched, kind of innocent voice. “What would you t...

Coffee Shop Encounter

Being a smart-aleck at Starbucks can get you laid.

I was at the local coffee shop, alone but taking up a two-top in the middle of the afternoon. I was using my laptop (and their wi-fi) to write my next Lush Stories erotic tale. The redhead at the table next to mine—thirty-ish, pretty, and shapely in a skirt and blouse—was also using her laptop, likely for work. (I’d seen her there before; we had exchanged glances and friendly little smiles in the past, so she kinda knew m...

What a Day

Well, what do you look forward to after a long day?

It was a long day and you were the only thing I was looking forward to. There was an empty place where you were sitting so recently. My disappointment crushed down on me as I couldn't believe you were gone. I stood there, my arms at my side, my fists clenched as reality hit me between the eyes. It wasn't supposed to be like this; it was totally unexpected. I tried to think of the clues I might have missed, but my mind was...

Alice Past The Mirror (Book One)

That other Alice odyssey across that other mirror...

Chapter 16: A Dull Day in a Grey Town In a world not so far from your own, where dullness had wrapped itself around every corner like a particularly drab overcoat, lived a young woman named Alice. She was in her thirties, with blond hair that had lost its luster and eyes that rarely sparkled with excitement. Alice was the very embodiment of routine, her life an endless procession of duties and the incessant drone of her j...

Twilight Whispers And Stardust (Book Three)

The journey of Valencia and Isolde takes them further into their quest

Chapter 11: Shadows Unveiled The night at the Midnight Masquerade had been a tapestry of desires and revelations, a dance of passion that had brought Valencia and Isolde closer than ever before. As the moon continued its gentle watch over Nevermere, they found themselves strolling through the mansion's lavish gardens, the intoxicating scent of night-blooming flowers filling the air. Valencia, her voice a sultry murmur, sa...

Twilight Whispers And Stardust (Book Two)

The start of the adventures and misadventures of Valencia and Isolde

Chapter 6: The Flame and the Eclipse As the night deepened its embrace over Nevermere, Valencia and Isolde retreated to a secluded chamber, a haven from the world's prying eyes. The room, bathed in the soft glow of candlelight, held a sense of intimacy that spoke of secrets and unspoken desires. In this private sanctum, the air between them was charged with anticipation, a palpable current that pulsed with every heartbeat...

Twilight Whispers And Stardust (Book One)

The start of the adventures and misadventures of Valencia and Isolde

Introduction: Nevermere – A City of Enchanted Evenings In the heart of a world where the extraordinary was not just possible, but enthusiastically encouraged, lay Nevermere, a city that didn’t just embrace the night; it waltzed with it. Here, the moon, a spotlight in the grand theater of the evening, cast a glow that could make the ordinary seem mystical. Street lamps flickered with a light that suggested they knew more t...

Exhibition

Erotica goes on full display

The National Gallery – Trafalgar Square, Great Britain Priceless paintings line the walls of a historic museum, silent people roaming the wooden floors. There are small whispers of conversations, but they are nothing that these halls haven’t heard a thousand times before. It’s been a wonderful two hours in the heart of London, something Jack never would have been able to conjure up himself without the help of his friends....

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An Actor Suffers for His Art - Part 3

A well-hung actor auditions for, and stars in, a spy movie full of beautiful women, bondage and sex.

Scene 5 – The Plank “A pity that I won’t have this magnificent instrument to ride after today, Mister Drake,” purred Emerald as she stroked my oiled-up cock, which was swelling under her handiwork. “I relished the way it filled my puss-puss last night.” I could not stop her from massaging me to firmness, right there in front of her all-female crew. I was a bound prisoner here on the shore this morning, just as I had been...

The Roadtrip Surprise

In which a couple takes an unexpected turn into exhibitionists

I was reminded of this story in a recent chat room conversation and thought I would share it. We live in the upper Midwest. Much of the countryside is farmland with the occasional small town. In the summer every town has a festival; Corn days, Gopher days, Rhubarb Festival, Buffalo says. You get the idea. One common activity is a parade down Main Street. Again, small-town stuff; The Mayor and family in a convertible, Boy...

An Actor Suffers For His Art - Part 2

A well-hung actor stars in an action/spy movie full of beautiful women, bondage and sex.

Scene 3 - The Pirate “For the crimes of delivering and receiving an unauthorized orgasm,” declared Drusilla, the gorgeous first mate of the SS Dominance, “these bitches will be flogged, as decreed by our beauteous and fearsome captain, The Pirate Emerald.” The pronouncement from the raven-haired, buxom officer drew a cheer from the assembled crew—all female, all fit, all attractive, all horny—on the deck of a modern-day r...

An Actor Suffers For His Art-Part 1

Dirk Denning must learn the ropes of bondage if he is to star in a spy movie full of BDSM action.

Scene 1 - The Duchess “Well, Mister Drake,” purred the voluptuous vixen as she lustfully studied my bound body, “I finally have you just where I want you.” I was thoroughly strapped onto a thick—and thankfully padded—plank of wood suspended vertically in an old-school, torch-lit dungeon. My wrists and ankles bore leather cuffs that were locked onto rings in the wood. My arms were at my side and my legs straight out, as if...

Mistaken Identity

Eddie plans on capturing his wife when she returns from a run, and to bring her into the back bedroom for some toy fun. Except...

Relieving the tension Approaching the house, I see it’s dark. Why isn’t Laurie home? She’s always home by this time. I open the door and reach for the light switch. A hand grabs my wrist, and a woman’s voice says, “Not so fast, buddy.” I almost swing at the source of the voice, but I’m glad I don’t — it’s Laurie! “What the hell, babe? I thought you were a robber.” “I might as well be. Because you’re had. Up against the wa...

Palms Palms Palms

Trevor wants to fuck Kate who wants to fuck Erin who love’s watching Trevor fail… until he doesn’t.

Erin loves her husband but Trevor can be so goddamn exhausting. When her friend Kate visits, however, she gets some relief. The attention Trevor gives Kate would worry many wives. In Kate’s presence, it’s as if Erin disappears but she quite likes being a ghost— present but not forced to engage, a witness but not a participant. There is peace in this.  On top of all that, Erin enjoys watching Trevor stumble; his flirts ign...

Echoes in the Chambers of Your Heart

With my touches, all the romance may begin...

May it resonate withinWhen I touch your fragrant skin,Echo deep inside the chambers of your heart;Deep within the giddy chambers of your heart. Like a schoolgirl, you may singWhen I hold you as you cling,Feel the rhythms spreading rapture in your heart; Deep within the dizzy chambers of your heart. As your lover, I've no doubtThat the rules of lust we'll flout,I'll caress your flesh until I claim your heart;Deep within th...