About Magical_felix

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Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 03 Mar 2015 22:25


Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 03 Mar 2015 22:07

It is not just in Germany but in every country with parliamentarian system.
In simple words, where democracy was established power of the the country is in hands of people, parliament is voted by people who represent them, they are deciding about future of the country. It is to avoid one man show and to avoid totalitarian power. So president is basically new age Queen of England, social representor of the country where parliament who is run by prime minister makes political decisions.
How much power people really have is debatable, of course.
Hope this makes sense, it is awfully early here.

No need to put it in simple words for me, hun .

Just kidding. That makes sense. Still don't see the point in having a president. I mean a symbolic King with some cool outfit and crown makes sense for tradition but a symbolic president seems very strange.

Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 03 Mar 2015 21:54

It's all fun and games until the "huns" start to get thrown around.

Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 03 Mar 2015 21:44

We already know who is next in line and i wouldnt worry,its prince Charles and if he abdicates than william and Kate

Holy crap that dude looks like a drawing of an English person when the artist is told to make a ridiculous caricature of an English person.


Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 03 Mar 2015 21:37

Monarchy is indeed bizarre. There are many forms though. In the Netherlands for instance, our king has less power than the British queen I believe. Contrary to the British queen our monarch is not crowned, but inaugurated, as the power is not in him but in the abstract notion of 'the crown', which he merely represents. The Dutch monarch is not (entirely) free to speak his own mind publicly, as he's not supposed to represent himself but the entire nation. Because of that and the fact that it's an inherited title it has been referred to as an extremely privileged form of slavery. There is a possibility to opt-out though.
It's a largely ceremonial function, somewhat comparable to that of president in parliamentary systems where the prime minister (or chancelor in Germany) is head of government.

Damn, that sounds like a nightmare.

So what is the point of having a president in Germany then? Is it all just tradition?

I have some Thai friends and they tell me about how much power the Thai king has and how you can be killed just for publicly talking shit about him. The Thais are no world power but imagine if a country like England got a king like that someday? I feel like the world would get a little nervous about what they would do.

Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 03 Mar 2015 21:05

Absolutely yes I do they would follow her.

have u seen the changing of the guard?

She can and could and our miltary would follow her not our government should they disagree and i think she would have public favour, certainly mine and the armed forces, they fight for her not our government.

I wish you all had a Monarchy for us they serve a real purpose.

And no absolutely not she is not without power at all. she as i said can disolve Parliament and is the only one who can enflict a death sentence now she as total power i she wants to use it and she could.

That sounds scary to me. What if when she dies the next person in line turns out to be a total asshole... Scary shit.

Topic: BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted: 03 Mar 2015 20:51


Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 03 Mar 2015 20:33

Plus our Queen can dissolve parliament, she has that power should she use it but she doesnt. But all our PM's Must go to our Queen or reining Monarch.

No Government has absolute power, only our Queen does.

I don't know much about the Queen. I've heard she's more of a symbol now without much power but I guess not. Having a King or a Queen seems really bizarre to me. Like, what would happen if she decided to start ruling with an iron fist or something. Like if she started taxing you heavily, arresting her detractors and stuff like that. How much power would she really have? Do you think your military would follow her blindly like in the olden times?

Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 03 Mar 2015 20:09

I disagree, I think croonies are a the offspring of Wayne Rooney

I thought those were Shrek Jrs. dontknow

Topic: Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted: 03 Mar 2015 19:59

what are croonies?

I think croonies are songs you sing to little chicken-heads when you're trying to seduce them. I'm not sure though, I'm not much of a singer.

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