About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
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Topic: Need advice - Attracted to female friend
Posted: 17 Oct 2016 03:09

Wear a gas mask. You'll still get sprayed, but it won't have any adverse effects.

Probably best to ask Trump, though. I bet he knows all the tricks in the book.

Like a squirter? Or what are you talking about?

Topic: Favorite girl on Lush?
Posted: 17 Oct 2016 02:36


Self explanatory.

Topic: If you could vote for someone in lush to become president
Posted: 17 Oct 2016 02:35

Great choice! Where do I register to vote for them?

At your mom's house.

Topic: The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted: 17 Oct 2016 02:28

Sure that's just envy, right?


And seriously, this is my avatar which represents me really creepily giffed up to make it look like I'm being jerked off by creeps on here. Would this be cool if it was done to a well known avatar representing a woman here? Or anyone else really? It's disturbing. This shit would make anyone uncomfortable if it was done to them. I of course have thick skin, (and more important shit to think about) but it's still fucked up.

Topic: The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted: 17 Oct 2016 02:20

Oh, the worse part is that nothing that I've experienced (sexually, at least) is in the least bit unique or particularly disturbing. That's my point, if you talk about 'rape culture' and then ask all men if they've ever been inappropriately touched, or pressured into having sex, then I'm sure that somewhere close to an equal percentage of hands get raised as when you ask the women.

When we are having these conversations, it's going to be counter productive turning this into a man vs woman thing because if you do then you'll just get the backs up of men (and, it's not actually reflective of what is actually happening). When Sprite asked all men to think about themselves, it was quite suggestive that all men are part of the problem, and all women are victims. The truth is that both men and women are victims of this type of behaviour, and both men and women are perpetrates. In fact, I'm betting there are a lot of men and women who fall into both categories of both victim and perpetrator (at different times, of course)

If you want to change the culture of sex in society, then telling all men that they are the problem isn't going to get anyone very far.

Very very true words.

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 17 Oct 2016 02:12

You're not making any sense. It says, if you support a HATER, you're not religious.

There's a difference between supporting hate AND religiously motivated HATE.

We're talking about two different concepts.

You're a slow adult.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 17 Oct 2016 02:05

If you reply to someone's comment on your story and they reply back... you can't reply back. It just ends and that's it. That's a little weird, especially if you're asked a question or praised. You'd want to answer or say thank you or whatever. Just kinda strange that it's capped.

Topic: The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted: 17 Oct 2016 01:52

then i would like to issue a sincere and heartfelt apology and assure you that it won't happen again, Jack. I'm sorry.

You know apologies aren't my thing.

and don't censor yourself either; that's even less my thing.

Love you though rach, because you speak your mind like I do. That is my thing. No matter what we disagree on.

Topic: The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted: 17 Oct 2016 01:47

I make people feel uncomfortable all the time, comes with being a sarcastic arsehole, but that's not the same as intimidating a woman with my physicality

In other news, I've had my cock grabbed by a much (much) older woman when I was about 19. The same thing happened a few years later with a girl who was younger than me (she also sent me pictures of herself doing things that I didn't want to see).

I had a friend of my friends girlfriend constantly 'grinding' against me when we went out to nightclubs- eventually we had a very awkward conversation where I had to bluntly tell her to stop. She was drunk and immediately embarrassed (so I guess that's okay?).

I've had girls make me feel uncomfortable by talking about sex when I made it very clear I didn't want to. I had an ex girlfriends friend genuinely make me blush (I think the last time I did it....) as we were in a restaurant and she was graphical telling me how she wanted to 'dominate' a guy with a 'strap on'.

I turned a rather unattractive office girl down, after which she plied me with alcohol and I have vague memories of her taking me back to the office which we worked in (no doubt date rape, had that been the other way round).

My point is, your questions should be towards people, and not 'guys'.

There is also a spectrum of comfortableness, and some of it is acceptable. We've all, I'm sure, been in a situation where we've fancied someone who hasn't fancied us back. I've been in that situation before, and I 'pursued her' (romantically, of course) for some time. There probably where times where she felt uncomfortable, but not in a sinister way. Not in a way where she felt she was going to be 'attacked. In a way that is very similar to when people have been attracted to me, where I've not felt the same thing in reverse.

The same girl did find her way back to my flat (her choice, we were actually friends) after a night out and we did find ourselves naked in my bed. She was on top of me and then....well, she said something that made me realise how drunk she was. I was also drunk, so it wasn't immediately obvious to me that she was drunk, until she said this thing (I can't even remember what it was) and so I stopped it. I did have an opportunity to act on it and have consensual sex with her (sex that she initiated), and said no.

She was then clearly feeling unconfortable, because I had turned her down! Should I feel guilty about that?

So your question is misguided and a bit of a trap. Any person, guy or woman, if they are honest with themselves, must have (just must have) made someone feel uncomfortable in their life time. It's just human nature. It could be as simple as a joke that didn't come across right. It could be saying something that made them feel stupid. A mocking that wasn't appreciated. An attraction that wasn't reciprocated. We all make each other uncomfortable all the time, I suppose the only question really worth asking is regarding intent.

But if you meant to ask 'can any guy sit here and say they haven't made a woman feel physically intimidated at any time?'? Then no, I've never made a woman feel physically intimidated. If I have, it's because of their prejudices or own internal struggles, and not because of any action I've taken. For example, have I ever been alone with a woman before? Yes. A strange woman? Probably. I've probably been in a car park at the same time as a strange woman.

Is it possible that the woman felt physically intimidated by my mere presence? Well, reading this thread would suggest that they probably were...but there isn't anything I can do to change that. I've certainly never knowingly or purposefully used my sexuality or physicality to intimidate a woman. At all.

19? You're lucky.

You know what's the worst part? It's funny if you're a man.

Topic: Need advice - Attracted to female friend
Posted: 17 Oct 2016 01:40

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For real though... my friend needs to know this.


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