In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...
Haggis?Edit: damn I'm getting slow. Lashy
I believe MD was referring to you. Holy shit... Are you a detective or something? Damn... Haha
As THIS thread too has been hijacked and pulled WAY off topic by this very same individual, could someone, anyone explain to me WHY the members of this site are (myself included) PAYING for the "privilege" of repeatedly having to tolerate trolling, insults, harassment and utterly NEEDLESS annoyance perpetrated by this ONE SINGLE INDIVIDUAL OVER AND OVER AND OVER again? I am MORE than sure that isn't so much as ONE individual here who would classify that as being "FUN" or "ENJOYABLE!" Thank you Mr. Dreams, finally a quote that is fit to print. I must go back to my publisher with more than a "no comment" on the matter regarding your embargo. https://www.lushstories.com/services/imageproxy.ashx?r=http%3a%2f%2fhwaleswatch.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2014%2f05%2fFaradayPress-300x260.png
As you once again remind the whole world WHY you're stuck on the ANAL category... Mr. Dreams, you have often been accused of attacking the messenger and ignoring the message. Do you have anything to say about that? Are you dodging commenting on the issue at hand because you are nowhere near ending the embargo? Mr Dreams, have all negotiations failed? https://www.lushstories.com/services/imageproxy.ashx?r=http%3a%2f%2fhwaleswatch.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2014%2f05%2fFaradayPress-300x260.png
Almost every post I read by you makes me think you're the one constantly doing that. You're a diabetic who eats at Mcdonalds several times a week. You don't understand why the government won't let you use your food stamps to kill yourself with fast food. You don't understand a dozen eggs can feed you six times for less than the price of one fast food meal. You are barely coherent in all of your posts... These are all things that make me feel like you're a slow adult on top of the poor hand you were dealt regarding your health.
I said my business is not now, nor will it ever be any concern of yours May I quote you on that? Mr. Dreams how do you answer allegations from your critics that you are turning your back on your fans with this embargo? Mr. Dreams! Mr. Dreams! Are you in talks with Lush to end the embargo? Mr. Dreams! Are demands being satisfied? https://www.lushstories.com/services/imageproxy.ashx?r=http%3a%2f%2fhwaleswatch.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2014%2f05%2fFaradayPress-300x260.png
Nothing concerning ME is any of your business ... Is that a no comment Mr. Dreams? How long will the embargo Last? What caused the embargo? Mr. Dreams! Mr. Dreams! The people demand answers! https://www.lushstories.com/services/imageproxy.ashx?r=http%3a%2f%2fhwaleswatch.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2014%2f05%2fFaradayPress-300x260.png
As I already have a couple of stories in mind for such a category as I'm sure others do pardon me if I have ZERO interest in sharing those here and now. So the Lush embargo of your stories is ongoing? May we have a comment on this matter Mr. Dreams? http://hwaleswatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/FaradayPress-300x260.png
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