About Magical_felix


In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.


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Topic: The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 00:39

Don't worry, we won't underestimate you.

Dang, patoki dangerfield over here.

Topic: Cliches that should die
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 23:47

The thing about cliches is that using them in a new, fresh or reinventive way is pretty skillful and interesting. It takes some real talent to make cliches put a smile on your face as you're reading/watching/listening.

Topic: The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 23:37


Sprite 9874. MF 666

Roasted... damn, that hurts.

Trinket plus nymphwriter. The new power couple.

Never underestimate retard strength.


Topic: The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted: 23 Mar 2017 05:23

*nods* i figured you could handle it, son. listen, i appreciate you're trying to improve me, but let's be honest here. none of these trump vs anti-trump threads are going to change minds, no matter how informative, how well researched, or how well written. it's just people blowing off steam and getting stuff off their chests. if i thought i had a real chance to change one person's opinion i might put some actual effort into it, but for me, it's just a pressure valve, sort of my way of simply giving the man the finger.

Well I can... but it just seems like you're making light of another member's emotional distress after I called them a dog turd.

And oh okay. Since you are saying that your posts aren't to be taken seriously because you're not trying to make them coherent, reasonable or informative then yes, I am the foolish one for even having read them and responding. You got me there.

Topic: The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted: 23 Mar 2017 05:10

you're a dog turd.

Being called a dog turd tends to send some members into an emotional downward spiral you know.

Topic: The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted: 23 Mar 2017 05:00

i am. i mean, my intellect is but a pea compared to your vast knowledge of all things. i mean, look at all the strikes i have against me. i'm a girl, i'm blonde, i'm childish, i'm a liberal. probably a lot of other strikes against me especially when compared to such a superior intellect as yours. i think, in deference to you, i shall no longer post and share my opinion so as not to embarrass myself in front of such a god like creature as yourself. thanks for pointing out my faults! you're a real mensch.

Why are you saying "I'm a girl, I'm blonde" as if it that was attacked? I made no mention of that. You not being able to coherently and reasonably express your dismay with Trump has nothing to do with you being blonde or female... You brought that up, not me. That's why when people like you figurehead the liberal point of view it makes it lose credibility. It's like when conservatives say that Obama isn't an american citizen and that he secretly faces Mecca to pray. You just can't take them seriously when they go off like that.

Topic: The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted: 23 Mar 2017 04:34

*nods* we are all idiots.

It really is an idiotic thing to be bring attention to if you are going to say things like that. Makes you seem just as ignorant about the subject as trump is. It's like you didn't put much thought into it before getting fired up. It's what makes the liberal point of view lose credibility, with the childish 45 thing and the fundamental misunderstanding of what you're even talking about. Just makes both points of view seem sorta idiotic. It doesn't come off as reasonable.

Topic: Competition Top 10 Badge
Posted: 23 Mar 2017 04:18

I was in the top 30 once. Wheres my badge

Topic: The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted: 23 Mar 2017 04:16

he uses his time to tell NFL owners not to draft Cap.


Everyone is an idiot.

Topic: date, fuck buddies or pass?
Posted: 23 Mar 2017 02:32

Second knuckle. repeatedly.

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Editor's Pick Belgard

Liam put his fork down, sat straight up and stared at his phone's screen for several seconds. One new message, his home-screen read. He put it down without viewing it, finished his meal and once again picked up his phone. 1 New Message: Adelaide He unlocked his phone and read the text. Adelaide: I miss you. Are you doing ok? Liam placed his phone down on the bar and ordered a...

Added 02 Jul 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 51 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 24,298 | 34 Comments

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Added 07 May 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 22,237 | 24 Comments

Editor's Pick Let Her Eat Cake

1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...

Added 22 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 89 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 53,764 | 38 Comments

Editor's Pick Mignonette

San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with...

Added 27 Jun 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 22,491 | 21 Comments

Editor's Pick Kingdom Come

Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...

Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 21,548 | 16 Comments

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Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...

Added 20 Sep 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 7,441 | 18 Comments

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Ethan   Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight.  Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...

Added 07 Apr 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 4,055 | 23 Comments

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"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...

Added 26 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo | Votes 59 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 10,090 | 26 Comments

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Added 01 Feb 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 54 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 13,076 | 23 Comments

One Thing Leads to Another: Semen is Mostly Sugar?

Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...

Added 13 Apr 2010 | Category Anal | Votes 75 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 31,949 | 18 Comments

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M.Felix/Sprite present: Whores, Lies, and Sinker

Friday 8:36 AM Charlotte knelt on the king-sized bed, her slender legs parted, her soft white ass nestled between her thighs as she went about the task of folding laundry. She quietly hummed while listening to the shower door slide open, glancing once towards the bathroom as she deftly folded a pair of green lace panties. She listened for the sound of the electric shaver, smiling...

Added 08 Sep 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 72 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 13,569 | 37 Comments

Sin and Absolution

Sin  My name is Michael and I am a servant of God. This was not how I imagined my life when I was a young man. Clara. Clara was her name. Beautiful Clara. We were like oil and water as children. As teenagers we were inseparable. By the time we hit twenty we had always felt like we were born to be together, forever. I scraped together what money I had and bought her the nicest ring I...

Added 02 May 2015 | Category Taboo | Views 23,874 | 31 Comments

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