About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview with the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men - Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
Date Joined:
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Topic: Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted: 07 Jul 2015 19:05


Topic: Short Haired Beauties
Posted: 07 Jul 2015 19:01


Topic: Sex with someone you don't like....
Posted: 07 Jul 2015 18:58

i hate everyone, so i'd have to, otherwise i'd be a virgin.

Let's make hate.

Topic: Short Haired Beauties
Posted: 07 Jul 2015 13:49


Topic: Short Haired Beauties
Posted: 07 Jul 2015 13:48


Topic: Sexy Girls in Nature
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Topic: USA Women win the World Cup!!!
Posted: 06 Jul 2015 20:28

As for my being a teacher... what does that have to do with anything? I was trying to pay you a complement

I don't know, you brought it up... And it was a backhanded compliment and you know it.

you need to get over yourself.

No, you need to get over your fixation with me. I can tell from this exchange that you have been doing a lot of thinking about me. I have never even talked to you before but you seem to have a pretty strong opinion of who you think I am.

And with that I say, good day sir. And I leave you with a gif of one of my favorite soccer player's pre-game handshake with a teammate.


Topic: USA Women win the World Cup!!!
Posted: 06 Jul 2015 20:03

All I asked was we agreed to disagree. If you had read all that I had written and not just the first line... you would have seen that. In fact... I asked this of you twice! I assure you... I have no "weird fixation" on you whatsoever. You gave your opinion. I gave mine. We did not agree. Instead of just agreeing to disagree... you continued to go on a tangent

Ya know... I asked if you would be willing to agree to disagree with me. I also asked that you respect my opinion. The part you didn't include in my quote did say I do respect yours.

I stated how your words made me feel to show you that I did read what you said. Yet... when you don't like something I say, you seem to have a rant. You like to argue. I'm sure it's something you do rather well. If you were one of my students, I'll suggest a career in law or arbitration. Use that gift of arguing to help others.

One last time... I am willing to agree to disagree with you. Will you please accept this?

You can't say something ridiculous then act like a martyr when I respond to your ridiculous insinuation.

Also, just because I quote your bullshit first line and not everything else that followed doesn't mean I didn't read it. You're a teacher? And you're making assumptions like that?

As for the rest of your post...


Topic: USA Women win the World Cup!!!
Posted: 06 Jul 2015 19:30

Please... don't flatter yourself.

I'm not flattering myself. You insinuated that I was choosing to argue because it was you. I'm serious when I say I never recall you saying anything that registered with me much less anything that I would argue about with you.

I wasn't even arguing with you anyway. When you post on a message board, people quote what you say and usually post something that may contradict what you said. It's the nature of conversation. Does every conversation with you and the people you know consist of someone saying something and everyone agreeing and then sitting there quietly? How lame and weird.

How it felt to you is not my problem or fault. Obviously, you have some weird fixation on me if you're adding meaning and some made up world where I choose to argue with you simply because it is you. I have never even talked to you before.

Topic: Short Haired Beauties
Posted: 06 Jul 2015 19:04


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