About Magical_felix

Biography

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Name:
Jack
Sex:
Male 
Age:
36
Sign:
Scorpio
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
California
Local Time:
19 Apr 2018 20:23
Interests:
Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
Favorite Authors:
Magical_felix
Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.

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Topic: Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 19:07

I watched this splendid Russian model...



Are you sure it wasn’t cock?

Topic: what are you drinking?
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 19:04

Coffee & Sprite - its kinda sweet and kickass
https://upload.lushstories.com/705896359-coffeesprite.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/embed/NGuRPSO9g1U

Topic: total knee replacement
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 18:26



Hey good game. Ok Eodman, which shorts are mine?


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Dude... call the cops because someone stole your ass and hips.

Topic: Flat or Round Earth
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 18:20



English who?

....now you’re attacking an ESL person’s grammar. Very unbecoming of you buz.

Topic: Flat or Round Earth
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 18:14



I think it's an English joke.

.....are you implying I don’t know English?

Topic: Flat or Round Earth
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 17:59



And if God didn't mean for you to eat pussy why did he make it look like a taco?



........is that a Mexican joke?

Topic: Flat or Round Earth
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 17:47

I thought this thread was a joke from the start. Seriously, what kind of butt waste would poll people asking them if they believe the earth is round or flat? I'd think most respondents would give them a ridiculous answer just to be fecicious.

If the earth is round then why are shoes flat?

Topic: Alex Jones of InfoWars
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 17:43



The U. S. Government would never poison its own people. That's just nonsense.

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2010/02/the_chemists_war.html

Shut the fuck up, seax.

Topic: Alex Jones of InfoWars
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 17:17

Say what you will be he’s right about the government putting chemicals in the water that turns you into a liberal cuck gay.

Topic: Flat or Round Earth
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 17:09

I am enjoying this new alternative-forum-personality. We've not been graced with such since the super hip dude from LA back in ... what, 2010?

Someone help me out here...what was that fellow's psuedonym then?

Are you seriously asking people about a fake lush internet personality from 8 years ago? Flatline already.

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Editor's Pick Belgard

Liam put his fork down, sat straight up and stared at his phone's screen for several seconds. One new message, his home-screen read. He put it down without viewing it, finished his meal and once again picked up his phone. 1 New Message: Adelaide He unlocked his phone and read the text. Adelaide: I miss you. Are you doing ok? Liam placed his phone down on the bar and ordered a...

Added 02 Jul 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 52 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 26,211 | 33 Comments

Recommended Read Paramour

"I changed the ring tone for you when you call," Jack laughed. "Here we go, what is it?" Meggie asked, a slight trace of her southern roots in her voice. "Yakety Sax." "What?" "You know, that music from Benny Hill..." Jack held in his laughter, obviously proud of himself. "Change that!" "It's so perfect for when you call and your face pops up on the screen. I changed your picture...

Added 07 May 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 23,862 | 24 Comments

Editor's Pick Let Her Eat Cake

1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...

Added 22 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 85 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 57,476 | 35 Comments

Editor's Pick Mignonette

San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with...

Added 27 Jun 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 24,016 | 20 Comments

Editor's Pick Kingdom Come

Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...

Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 22,829 | 16 Comments

Recommended Read No Sympathy for Lilly Black

Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...

Added 20 Sep 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 8,142 | 18 Comments

Recommended Read Stars and Clouds

Ethan   Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight.  Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...

Added 07 Apr 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 4,535 | 24 Comments

Recommended Read Coffee, Cards and a Cabin

"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...

Added 26 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo | Votes 57 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 10,926 | 25 Comments

Recommended Read One Thing Leads to Another: Rumble Pussy

"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...

Added 01 Feb 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 53 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 14,156 | 22 Comments

One Thing Leads to Another: Semen is Mostly Sugar?

Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...

Added 13 Apr 2010 | Category Anal | Votes 75 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 33,019 | 18 Comments

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Have a great weekend....xo







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Mysteria27
Hope you're well..xo







21 Feb 2018 12:48
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Happy birthday, have a good one!
And of course Happy New Year as well and all the best wishes for 2018!
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Buz
Merry Christmas, Jack!

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kiera




Annnnd the winners of the North London Derby are.... Arsenal 2, Tottenham 0. Coz NORTH LONDON IS RED!!!
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Mysteria27
Happy Halloween....xo









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Sierra Nevada sunrise
15 Aug 2017 03:44
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