About Magical_felix


In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.


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Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 22 May 2017 23:23

You may have been able to insult me in the past, but that was before I realised, you are to be pitied. Only little (and that doesn't refer to body size) people need to insult and belittle others in order to boost their self esteem. Even though I will respond to you now and then, I no longer take you seriously.

Are you talking about when I insulted your mama and you got all fired up? That was funny... Look, "people need to insult and belittle others in order to boost their self esteem" is the mantra of people like you who say stupid shit and are called out on it. I'm 100% sure I am not the only person you interact with who thinks you're stupid. And I am not talking about lush. I am talking about your life. Wether they tell you to your face or not, people who you interact with think you're stupid.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 22 May 2017 22:38

Not obvious? I apologise Jack, I guess I overestimated your intelligence.

When you insult, you can't cry about being insulted. Remember that next time you feel like acting like a martyr.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 22 May 2017 21:37

You make statements like you know the extent of my knowledge and experience in life. And you use that and an obvious mistake I made as an excuse for verbal abuse. It appears as if you need to degrade others in order to have a sense of self worth. That, Jack, is pathetic.

It was not obvious... you have a history of saying dumb shit. How am I to decipher your idiotic Douche Vinci code... Next time you post in a debate thread take care to not make a typo that completely changes the meaning of your post.

Topic: What is your favorite Diner chain? (in the USA & Canada)
Posted: 22 May 2017 21:29

It must be. You're on to something, Jack, as some people don't quite grasp what a diner is.

For the diner challenged: A diner is a step above a fast food restaurant but a step down from fine dining establishments. You might have a server named, Flo, who is chewing gum and asks if you want some pecan pie for dessert. A diner will have a counter with stools, booths, and possibly some tables. The food is not served wrapped in paper and a server will come and take your order and refill your coffee or tea. And usually, you can see the cook at the grill. And it is very rare that you can find a diner that has a drive-thru window service. It's a sit down and eat place.


The truly good diners aren't chains either.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 20 May 2017 03:04

You're reading things I didn't write Jack. I didn't say rich kids don't suffer, I said they don't suffer more than poor kids. They may not experience the kind of suffering that is a direct result of poverty, but other than that, neglect and abuse, whether emotional, psychological of physical, is not restricted to a certain social class. I never thought it was and I never claimed it was.

You made statements like you know the degree of a person's suffering according to their lot in life... That's not even the most stupid thing you said. Your second sentence... lol. "And no one should not be accountable for what their parents (or ancestors) did". You think people should be held accountable for what other people did before they were even born? Why? Like, you're responsible for things that happened before you were even born? That's what you believe? Moronic.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 20 May 2017 02:25

I don't think rich kids suffer more than poor kids . And no one should not be accountable for what their parents (or ancestors) did . However, upon reaching adulthood, they should be held accountable for their own choices, including the choice to profit from their parent's wrong doings.

Spoken like a pennyless moron that thinks money equates happiness. You think money changes the fabric of a person's soul. People like you are such a shit stain. "you got money, you have it all." You're the most superficial and vile type of person of all.

Topic: The right to refuse service: What do you think?
Posted: 19 May 2017 21:22

I see someone's place of business/storefont like their home. If you're not wanted, just leave. Even if it's because of some bigoted reason. Why would you want to be there? At least they let you know the service will suck dick if you choose to stay. Fuck em.

Topic: Your profile views
Posted: 19 May 2017 21:14

My latest is 89,786. I was counting incorrectly. I now calculate that I will be Famous in over a year. Bummer. But I will be a Veteran on Jun 9th. 5 years here. I've also noticed that my view count drops drastically when I am not posting stories. So I need to get into writing again.

By the way, I click on other people's profile often. I am into getting info that is interesting about friends, associates, and just people I don't know very well. I'm sure I've clicked on all of the people on this present page more often than they have checked into mine. Perhaps I am just more inquisitive.

How many stories have you posted?

Topic: What is your favorite Diner chain? (in the USA & Canada)
Posted: 19 May 2017 21:07

It's a trick question.

Topic: Guys would you pay an escort over $250 - $300 to date?
Posted: 18 May 2017 18:28

No holes barred, huh. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif" alt="Think">


Thank you for that super gay thought.

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