About Magical_felix
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In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Name:
Jack
Sex:
Male 
Age:
33
Sign:
Scorpio
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
California
Interests:
Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Magical_felix
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Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview with the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men - Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Celibacy In Religion.
Posted: 08 Mar 2015 08:47



You know very well what my objective was in posting that and I failed but then that doesn't surprise me. I wont bother answering your question since the answer is obvious. There is however never a need to make any responses personal and clearly, to me, antagonistic. It typically destroys the thread, creates unwelcome drama and there is simply no need for it.

A little late with this don't you think? You should change your name to Johnny come lately. This whole imagined destroying threads or derailing threads thing you guys get stuck on has always been funny to me. This thread has as many responses (excluding mine, sprite's and trinknut) in the last 24 hours as it's had on it's most active days. Get real.

Topic: Celibacy In Religion.
Posted: 07 Mar 2015 11:50



i don't need this right now.

Tru dat. Me neither.

Topic: Celibacy In Religion.
Posted: 07 Mar 2015 11:46



you know what your first post was doing. it's the same old MO. a member that you have a personal vendetta posts and you come in and post in a manner that's sure to get a response. i am tired of that game. it's one thing for tempers to get heated when discussing topics in the think tank. it's another to simply pop in and start name calling. please cease and desist. thank you.

Cease and desist? After you accuse me of something I didn't do? What name did I call her? Post in a manner that is sure to get a response? Can you explain that? So we are to post in the forum in a manner to make sure we don't get a response?

Topic: Celibacy In Religion.
Posted: 07 Mar 2015 11:34



Drop it, Jack. next shot someone takes at someone else in here, people are going to be taking a time out from Lushing. i don't care if that's you, Trinket, or fucking Nicola. got it? thank you. For the record, i read the posts i deleted. i am not a complete fucktard.

I didn't do anything wrong. My first post is not any different than posts that are in any thread in this section of the forum. It's the response to me that devolves into name calling, crying, whining and hypocrisy.

Topic: Celibacy In Religion.
Posted: 07 Mar 2015 11:19



For the record, i deleted the posts. one, they were off topic. Trinket had nothing to do with it. if you can't stay on topic and revert to calling names, i'll delete them again.

sprite
senior mod, LS

Let me show you...

See how in your timeline it shows something different than what is in the thread now because I deleted the initial post and changed it to this. Do you get it now?

And I am the one calling people names? Are you reading the thread or just going by what your friend is crying about?

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 07 Mar 2015 11:15

http://asset-6.soup.io/asset/4079/5174_6776.gif

Topic: Celibacy In Religion.
Posted: 07 Mar 2015 11:00




I didn't delete anything at all. I'm not a mod. I can't do that. It shows on my timeline too, and the screenies I took of it all.

Don't be stupid (more stupid) I mean when you type up something in the forum then go back and edit it out so it shows up in my timeline but not the thread. You know what you do, don't play dumb.

Topic: Celibacy In Religion.
Posted: 07 Mar 2015 10:59

Good thread .. *some* useful posts .. some not so useful .. I do hope it stays on topic :).

Yes john you are right, this is such a good thread, oh my goodness. Look at all the pages of responses.

So are we not allowed to disagree with someone in the think tank now John? I see other posts in this thread that aren't on topic but just someone disagreeing with someone.

Topic: Celibacy In Religion.
Posted: 07 Mar 2015 10:56




Stop putting words in my mouth because you don't understand what I am saying in my posts. Of course you can post on a public forum if you want to. What you aren't allowed to do is harass me which is exactly what you do. This isn't a thread about whether I'm an authority on anything or about how stupid you make yourself look, so how's about we let people who want to, post their opinions on celibacy in religion.



I'm not putting words in your mouth at all. I think anyone that can read can see your hypocrisy. Quoting someone and not agreeing with what they say, especially in the "think tank", isn't harassment. I think you need to crack open a dictionary. Didn't you just yesterday go into one of my threads to post a picture that had nothing to do with the thread? Didn't you just yesterday go do what you are asking me not to do?



Of course you can make a choice to stay here and post insults at me in between drinks. Pour Wine



I think you are projecting your own lot in life onto me.


Topic: Celibacy In Religion.
Posted: 07 Mar 2015 10:46

Whether you want to see them again or not here is a reminder of one of the terms and conditions of lush membership.

I agree that I will not post in the forums, chat rooms, profiles, instant messages, blogs, comments or any place on lushstories.com, any message or material of any kind or nature that is unlawful, harassing , libelous, defamatory, abusive, threatening, harmful, vulgar, obscene, profane, racially offensive, inaccurate, or otherwise objectionable material or that encourages conduct that could constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any applicable local, state, national or international law or regulation.





*pics mic back up*

LOL my post constitutes harassing? What about when you quote me, say all kinds of ugly things then delete them so they don't show up in the thread but they do in my timeline... What do you call that?

I'm gonna drop the mic again but keep going if you want me to pick it back up.

*drops mic*

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