About Magical_felix


In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.


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Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 19 Aug 2017 02:53

I was referring to Danny Devito, Mr Quite Average.

Whatever you say bud. The truth is, you tried to get my account deleted. No one listened to you (because you're a douche) and then you kissed my ass in a "can't beat them join them" way but then when I goofed on you again you couldn't roll with the punches like a normal person.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 19 Aug 2017 02:49

so, you're allowed to insult peoples intelligence, but it's wrong when someone else does it?

for the record, i did not have anything to do with the deleted posts. you may accept that, or you can just continue to believe that both Dani and I care enough to lie about it. either way, please remain on topic. thank you.

Um no... it's wrong when you pick and chose what gets deleted according to what you and your support group finds acceptable.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 19 Aug 2017 02:44

I'm not moved by the whining of others, so most of this post is moot to me.

I honestly don't care when members get a few insults off at each other. If I happen to be paying attention, I'll tell everyone to knock it off and keep it moving.

When other members are accused of plagiarism, the stakes are a bit higher. Trinket was accused of plagiarism, the usual parties defended her, DamonX apologized. Everything involving Trinket and plagiarism should have ended once DamonX realized his accusation was false and apologized. The only posts that remain regarding this matter are the ones where the accusation was corrected by Trinket's camp. The following sneering contest between Trinket & Co.™ and others was removed because it was just really fucking stupid. Actually, it's all really fucking stupid, but I digress.

As for the insults of others not being removed, if you take a scroll through this thread, you'll find that most of your insults towards others are alive and well. The only things that won't be there are the insults relating to Trinket being accused of plagiarism.

I said I deleted the posts because I, in fact, deleted the posts. Whether or not you believe me is frankly none of my business.

This post is not completely factual. Especially when you say only posts about trinket's plag ia rism were erased. That's not true. Posts about trinket's history and tendencies were erased. Things that would put a lot of her bullshit in context.

I will add that the TM addition did make me giggle against my will. I'll give you that. As for the he rest, how dare you call this stupid... me vs the hellspawn demon known as trinket is the very reason there are forum mods. How dare you..

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 09 Aug 2017 00:34

I didn't delete the posts from the previous page because that particular matter had resolved itself, while the posts I recently deleted were open invitations for more of the same bullshit.

Really, how so? Because I see posts specifically targeted at a singular member that have nothing to do with thread.

And what do you mean by more of the same bullshit? Is it that posts about certain members are okay because those members don't clutter the lush help desk with bullshit? Why is it okay to directly attack certain members but if they respond it gets deleted? Why do some members get to play the victim card whenever they are confronted in interactions they started?

This is all assuming you're telling the truth about you deleting the comments and not Sprite of course. Which comes off as weird with her posting the obligatory "stop derailing the thread" post after posts are deleted. It's like really impecaple timing if she didn't delete the posts or have no knowledge they would be deleted. Or even if you are telling the truth, posts that embarrassed trinket are deleted but trinkets baiting isn't. Just saying.

I mean, I know no one wants the FBI called about anonymous profiles on lush, but you don't have to insult the intelligence of people reading this shit either. All it takes is whining and complaining to make lush........bend the knee.

Topic: 2017 Emmy Awards
Posted: 08 Aug 2017 16:12

I'd like to see these two win. They are a couple of my favorite shows.

Outstanding Drama Series


Outstanding Comedy Series

-Silicon Valley

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 08 Aug 2017 15:59

please stay on topic. thank you.

How come you don't delete the off topic posts on the previous page? Why only the posts that are embarrassing to your sycophants, I mean friends?

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 07 Aug 2017 23:52

Short and middle aged. Not a good combo.

When attacking what I say doesn't work... go for physical stature lol. I'm 5'10" by the way, quite average, depending on what part of the world you're in I suppose.

What's funny is that this man used to kiss my ass in private messages. Obviously in hopes that I'd stop yanking his crank. Of course I didn't... It's sad really, a tall man who resorts to little man tactics.

Topic: Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted: 06 Aug 2017 00:05

I feel you are giving him too much credit.

You only say that because I've ridiculed your stupid ass thoughts.

If I would have praised your way of thinking, without changing a thing about any of my other posts, you wouldn't be saying that. It's very obvious. You have no credibility.

Agree with nymph (it), you're a genius. Disagree with nymph (it), you're a troll.

Topic: Help for Charlie horses?
Posted: 05 Aug 2017 10:51

That's you, Feilx! Either a huge crybaby or a crybaby. Don't like being called out back?

Obviously I like it, little mouse.

Topic: Help for Charlie horses?
Posted: 05 Aug 2017 10:50



That's you, Baby Felix!


well shit...

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