About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
Favorite Authors:
Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
Date Joined:
03 Apr 2010
Page Viewed:
47,684 times
Latest Forum Posts
Topic: When will you be famous?
Posted: 29 Nov 2015 07:40

A s---tty story... can't be fixed OF its s--tty story?! Right, b/c then it would be fixed of itself, basically meaning killed/eliminated.

Quiet down, lil boy.

Topic: 50k
Posted: 27 Nov 2015 09:53

Congrats! 68K is not a shabby number. Mine is only at 27K so I've got a long ways to go. Honestly, I don't mind. I'm happier when people read my stories.

Surprisingly low for a female who's as active as you and has been a member for years. Maybe something is causing some repulsion? I find your forum posts off-putting but surely I'm in the minority... I would hope. Are your stories off-putting too? I haven't read those. Maybe you should work on those? I know my own writing isn't much like my forum posts.

Anyway, just trying to help, nymph. :)

Topic: 50k
Posted: 27 Nov 2015 09:22

Quite possibly the dumbest thread in existence.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 27 Nov 2015 08:39

I think both of these suggestions are good ones.

I frequently write a pm in Word and spell check there and then copy/paste into the pm; not ideal. And yes having the image options that we have in the forums, rather than just the Upload option, would also be nice :)

......if you just cut and paste an image link it appears in the PM when you send it. If it's just on your computer and you must have it in a certain spot you can always upload it to lush in one of the various ways already available to you and just cut and paste that link into your PM in the spot you wish it to appear. Not sure how often someone would need a specific picture to show up in a particular spot in the PM but that is how you do it.

And about the spellchecker... I have spell check when I send a PM without doing anything special so it's probably something to do with your own browser and not lush.

Topic: Your Catch Phrase Or "Buzz Word" for Person or Persons who annoy you
Posted: 24 Nov 2015 23:35


Are you sure it's not "whippersnappers"?

Topic: "Race Preference" for Racism and Objectification.
Posted: 24 Nov 2015 23:19

Then I met a BIG GIRL who rocked my world and SHATTERED MY HEART!!!

You're lucky it was just your heart. That big girl could have shattered your pelvis just as easily.

Topic: "Race Preference" for Racism and Objectification.
Posted: 23 Nov 2015 17:20

I like white girls.

I think they call that the honky hunger.

Topic: Where do you write and save the drafts?
Posted: 21 Nov 2015 10:15

At yo momma's house!

OOOOOOOOOOHHH SNAP! Go buy some aloe vera for that burn, son.

Topic: What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted: 20 Nov 2015 19:40

I'm gonna go vote bomb a certain story pick.

How you like me now? Dropping bombs in this motherfucker.

Topic: The Groups discussion thread
Posted: 20 Nov 2015 16:27

I don't see the colour changing at all. Tried two different browsers. What I see is the topic titles being red in the overview and black on the topic's page. But that stays the same for me no matter what link I use.

Obviously I'm just better than you.

back to top
Recent Activity
Stories Published By Magical_felix
Editor's Pick Belgard

Liam put his fork down, sat straight up and stared at his phone's screen for several seconds. One new message, his home-screen read. He put it down without viewing it, finished his meal and once again picked up his phone. 1 New Message: Adelaide He unlocked his phone and read the text. Adelaide: I miss you. Are you doing ok? Liam placed his phone down on the bar and ordered a...

Added 02 Jul 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 50 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 15,398 | 36 Comments

Recommended Read Paramour

"I changed the ring tone for you when you call," Jack laughed. "Here we go, what is it?" Meggie asked, a slight trace of her southern roots in her voice. "Yakety Sax." "What?" "You know, that music from Benny Hill..." Jack held in his laughter, obviously proud of himself. "Change that!" "It's so perfect for when you call and your face pops up on the screen. I changed your picture...

Added 07 May 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 18,086 | 26 Comments

Editor's Pick Let Her Eat Cake

1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...

Added 22 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 85 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 47,994 | 38 Comments

Editor's Pick Mignonette

San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with...

Added 27 Jun 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 36 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 20,149 | 24 Comments

Editor's Pick Kingdom Come

Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...

Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 19,703 | 17 Comments

Recommended Read No Sympathy for Lilly Black

Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...

Added 20 Sep 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 6,238 | 21 Comments

Recommended Read Stars and Clouds

Ethan   Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight.  Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...

Added 07 Apr 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 3,478 | 23 Comments

Recommended Read Coffee, Cards and a Cabin

"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...

Added 26 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo | Votes 57 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 8,547 | 25 Comments

Recommended Read One Thing Leads to Another: Rumble Pussy

"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...

Added 01 Feb 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 53 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 11,446 | 24 Comments

One Thing Leads to Another: Semen is Mostly Sugar?

Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...

Added 13 Apr 2010 | Category Anal | Votes 76 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 30,346 | 18 Comments

Photo Albums
Photo Albums
Video Gallery
Video Gallery
113 Videos
Friends Comments
Friends Comments

Posted: 26 Nov 2015 10:54
Happy Thanksgiving...xo

Posted: 24 Nov 2015 12:17
Have a great day...xo

Posted: 22 Nov 2015 08:01
Posted: 19 Nov 2015 22:12

Posted: 18 Nov 2015 09:43
Thank you xx

Posted: 13 Nov 2015 07:45
Have I told you how cool it is to be your friend. I finally made it!!!

Posted: 11 Nov 2015 13:51
Just stopping by to say hello. Hope you're doing well....xo

Posted: 08 Nov 2015 16:04
did I read somewhere you gotta thing for Deborah Harry??

Debbie Harry posing as if sexually aroused by a 1977 Ford T-Bird, probably while fooling around for gag shots in Los Angeles, in 1977.

Posted: 08 Nov 2015 16:02
Hope you have a great day...xo

Posted: 08 Nov 2015 15:59

Posted: 06 Nov 2015 10:01
Have a great weekend...xo

Posted: 04 Nov 2015 15:47
Happy Hump Day...xo

Posted: 04 Nov 2015 07:57
Behave, you bad boy.

Posted: 03 Nov 2015 13:42
Hope you are well...xo

Posted: 01 Nov 2015 08:41

Posted: 31 Oct 2015 09:21
Happy Halloween, I do hope it's full of spooks and fun.

Posted: 31 Oct 2015 08:40
Happy Halloween...xo

Posted: 31 Oct 2015 08:03

Posted: 29 Oct 2015 22:48

Posted: 26 Oct 2015 09:02
Stopping by to say hello...and wish you a nice day....xo

back to top

Attach a note to this member, which only you can see.

Tell us why

Please tell us why you think this profile page is inappropriate.