About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
Favorite Authors:
Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
Date Joined:
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Topic: What's the one word that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted: 28 Jul 2015 20:41


Edit: damn I'm getting slow.


Topic: Is there another story category you'd like to have on Lush?
Posted: 28 Jul 2015 15:38

I believe MD was referring to you.

Holy shit... Are you a detective or something? Damn... Haha

Topic: Is there another story category you'd like to have on Lush?
Posted: 28 Jul 2015 15:17

As THIS thread too has been hijacked and pulled WAY off topic by this very same individual, could someone, anyone explain to me WHY the members of this site are (myself included) PAYING for the "privilege" of repeatedly having to tolerate trolling, insults, harassment and utterly NEEDLESS annoyance perpetrated by this ONE SINGLE INDIVIDUAL OVER AND OVER AND OVER again? dontknow I am MORE than sure that isn't so much as ONE individual here who would classify that as being "FUN" or "ENJOYABLE!"

Thank you Mr. Dreams, finally a quote that is fit to print. I must go back to my publisher with more than a "no comment" on the matter regarding your embargo.


Topic: Is there another story category you'd like to have on Lush?
Posted: 28 Jul 2015 14:56

As you once again remind the whole world WHY you're stuck on the ANAL category...

Mr. Dreams, you have often been accused of attacking the messenger and ignoring the message. Do you have anything to say about that? Are you dodging commenting on the issue at hand because you are nowhere near ending the embargo? Mr Dreams, have all negotiations failed?


Topic: Do you agree with the following statements?
Posted: 28 Jul 2015 14:46

Almost every post I read by you makes me think you're the one constantly doing that.

You're a diabetic who eats at Mcdonalds several times a week. You don't understand why the government won't let you use your food stamps to kill yourself with fast food. You don't understand a dozen eggs can feed you six times for less than the price of one fast food meal. You are barely coherent in all of your posts... These are all things that make me feel like you're a slow adult on top of the poor hand you were dealt regarding your health.

Topic: Is there another story category you'd like to have on Lush?
Posted: 28 Jul 2015 14:24

I said my business is not now, nor will it ever be any concern of yours

May I quote you on that? Mr. Dreams how do you answer allegations from your critics that you are turning your back on your fans with this embargo? Mr. Dreams! Mr. Dreams! Are you in talks with Lush to end the embargo? Mr. Dreams! Are demands being satisfied?


Topic: Is there another story category you'd like to have on Lush?
Posted: 28 Jul 2015 14:07

Nothing concerning ME is any of your business ...

Is that a no comment Mr. Dreams? How long will the embargo Last? What caused the embargo? Mr. Dreams! Mr. Dreams! The people demand answers!


Topic: Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted: 28 Jul 2015 13:53


Topic: Is there another story category you'd like to have on Lush?
Posted: 28 Jul 2015 13:09

As I already have a couple of stories in mind for such a category as I'm sure others do pardon me if I have ZERO interest in sharing those here and now.

So the Lush embargo of your stories is ongoing? May we have a comment on this matter Mr. Dreams?


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Editor's Pick Belgard

Liam put his fork down, sat straight up and stared at his phone's screen for several seconds. One new message, his home-screen read. He put it down without viewing it, finished his meal and once again picked up his phone. 1 New Message: Adelaide He unlocked his phone and read the text. Adelaide: I miss you. Are you doing ok? Liam placed his phone down on the bar and ordered a...

Added 02 Jul 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 49 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 4,817 | 32 Comments

Recommended Read Paramour

"I changed the ring tone for you when you call," Jack laughed. "Here we go, what is it?" Meggie asked, a slight trace of her southern roots in her voice. "Yakety Sax." "What?" "You know, that music from Benny Hill..." Jack held in his laughter, obviously proud of himself. "Change that!" "It's so perfect for when you call and your face pops up on the screen. I changed your picture...

Added 07 May 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 14,578 | 25 Comments

Editor's Pick Let Her Eat Cake

1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...

Added 22 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 85 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 46,203 | 38 Comments

Editor's Pick Mignonette

San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with...

Added 27 Jun 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 38 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 18,982 | 25 Comments

Editor's Pick Kingdom Come

Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...

Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 19,171 | 17 Comments

Recommended Read No Sympathy for Lilly Black

Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...

Added 20 Sep 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 5,845 | 21 Comments

Recommended Read Stars and Clouds

Ethan   Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight.  Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...

Added 07 Apr 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 3,330 | 23 Comments

Recommended Read Coffee, Cards and a Cabin

"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...

Added 26 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo | Votes 57 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 8,117 | 25 Comments

Recommended Read One Thing Leads to Another: Rumble Pussy

"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...

Added 01 Feb 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 54 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 11,025 | 24 Comments

One Thing Leads to Another: Semen is Mostly Sugar?

Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...

Added 13 Apr 2010 | Category Anal | Votes 76 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 29,774 | 18 Comments

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Not entirely sure why you get Mr. T, but you do. Thanks for accepting my friend request.
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Uh huh? What did I tell you, Jack! Congratulations, my friend!


Posted: 20 Jul 2015 12:13
Congrats on the competition win Felix!!!

Posted: 20 Jul 2015 07:04
Congratulations.....So excited for you...xo

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