About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
Date Joined:
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Topic: Breast Cancer Awareness Month
Posted: 13 Oct 2015 09:12

Remember to take a deep breath, count to ten and calm the crazy before replying to Hera's last post trinket. If you plan to reply that is.

Topic: Why it’s never ‘the right time’ to discuss gun control
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 20:26

You haven't seen anything here, as you're too busy deciding what you're going to reply about the poster & how far you'll stray from the thread topic.

See, these are the kind of scathing points that will leave your opposition speechless. You'd steamroll right over them and forget about the republicans. They would have even less of a chance. President Nuder has my vote.

Topic: Why it’s never ‘the right time’ to discuss gun control
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 20:18

I don't do anything in Vegas... Besides, I can't legally run this time.

That's too bad, I have seen your debating skills here on lush and I think you could easily take Clinton and Sanders. They wouldn't have a chance.

Topic: What was the question?
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 19:42

Is this a "sock puppet" account of a staffer, or is there another reason I get banned while following rules, while you do the exact opposite?

Holy shit... Are you a detective?

Topic: Why it’s never ‘the right time’ to discuss gun control
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 19:41

I had thought Dem... Until I saw Jon Gnarr discuss his Presidency, & his party sounded more my style.

So you will not be participating in tomorrow night's debate in Las Vegas?

Topic: Why it’s never ‘the right time’ to discuss gun control
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 16:23

True, but I for one have crossed super-busy streets a million times in a million types of weather & light (or lack thereof) on foot (never licensed in decades) without dying yet (obviously), despite the fact I am currently going to a series of counselors & taking what I am told is an "anti-anxiety" medication daily.

I have never been that far West, but I believe it was the Governor of California who recently signed the bill/law legalizing "assisted suicide"... The same state where we honestly had a person born away from this country as elected Governor & known (before & after taking office) as an action-film hero. (I personally loved "Last Action Hero" when I saw it, but have never watched my DVD in full since it lacks subtitles & I can't tell what the movie-within-a-movie him is saying, nor the movie-real-world Arnold...)

I think I posted in this thread before, but I forget what/when. Regardless, let me tell you why I now agree it's never the right time to discuss "gun control"....Because those are the words in the phrase where the quotation marks belong.

There is no such thing, & if we go forward another hundred years, there likely won't be. The same way Arnold wasn't born here & so can rule 1 state & the entire country's box office but not the entire country, I was born in the same county I live in now, & so can (& plan to) run for President & perhaps take the office. If I do so, I can put all the laws I want to into effect regarding background checks & the like, but that doesn't stop Person X who didn't pass from taking a gun from Owner Y who passed (& purchased & owned the weapon legally).

Likewise, on the aforementioned topic of "assisted suicide", let me also state that if I gain the national position, I will likely aim to have that legal in all states. Why? I am not the only US citizen who is depressed. (FAR from it, I'd bet.) While many things I get upset about (problems/arguments with relatives, etc.) have nothing to do with anyone in any other county (let alone state), you can also add the officer being cleared in the Cleveland area, as well as the shootings in Oregon & the Arizona (I think it was) movie theater, Charleston & the related flag issues/discussions... None of those have anything to do with me or any of the aforementioned family, yet I have newspapers for sale where I live & obviously have an Internet provider (& watch "60 Minutes" this weekend, etc.), so I know that the current President & others put those things in front of their own individual lives/issues/etc., which I believe contributes to each individual's depression &/or slows-or-stops the improving of overall physical-&-other well-being in this country.


Will you be running as a democrat or a republican?

Topic: What was the question?
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 15:53

Is anyone besides Ms. Aguilera dumb/simple enough to think they all want the same thing?

Do you even lift, girlyman?

Topic: Club Zafia....
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 15:04


Topic: Club Zafia....
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 14:26

This is a good song to have tender, loving hardcore choking sex to.


Book camp ties and we're not so free
Always thought you could be more like me
More like me
23 years and out of town
Running on fire and you making it frown,
Sleeping all day with the radio on
Local jokes but not for long
Not for long

Give me the lights now, let me breathe
Keep my face warm you’re all I need
Leave the lights on, you’re all I see
Getting wasted, you’re all I need,
Oh, oh, oh,

Follow cars and follow you
Living large, hit 'em we're through, hit 'em we're through
I fought JP it felt so weak
Bent up in the corner it's not for free

Give me the lights now, let me breathe
Keep my face warm you’re all I need
Leave the lights on, you’re all I see
Getting wasted, you’re all I need,
Oh, oh, oh,

Just let me breathe, just let me breathe, just let me breathe
Just let me breathe, just let me breathe, just let me breathe
Just let me breathe, just let me breathe, just let me breathe

Give me the lights now, let me breathe
Keep my face warm you’re all I need
Leave the lights on, you’re all I see
Getting wasted, you’re all I need,
Oh, oh, oh.

Topic: Butts in Motion
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 14:22


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