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In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Name:
Jack
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Age:
36
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Scorpio
Orientation:
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California
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Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.

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Topic: At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted: 23 Feb 2018 20:46

This from Facebook:

Just last week, Congress was calling on Tide to change the design of the Pods so teenagers would stop eating them. This week, teenagers should determine gun policy.



You want to know why this is super duper stupid Seax?

You’re basically saying that since a few teenagers bit a tide pod it discredits all teenager’s opinions because biting a tide pod is foolish.

You imply that after basically arguing for days on end that the killing sprees of a few gun owners shouldn’t affect all gun owners rights to own weapons meant for killing fast and in great numbers.

I hope you’re able to see the flawed logic at best and hypocrisy at worst.

This is why you and your ilk aren’t taken seriously.


Topic: do you believe in God?
Posted: 22 Feb 2018 02:17



the truth is, i watch all those shows about ancient aliens on the tv and now believe that we were created by them.the problem is, now i have to figure out who created them <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!">


https://upload.lushstories.com/71064756-017d325be07d9f4ea1f670425fb988a6.jpg

Well, aliens are mathematically probable... Just can't be sure, you know?

Topic: What vitamins or supplements do you take on a daily basis?
Posted: 22 Feb 2018 01:19

Awwww here I was just getting interested in the debate. <img src="/images/emoticons/happy1.gif" alt="happy1">

Trinket... Every time you think you need to say something out of anger, jealousy, frustration, confusion, loneliness, hatred or immaturity I want you to consider taking a big fat veiny dose of vitamin D in your mouth instead.

Take one at night and let me know how you feel in the morning.

- Dr. Felix

Topic: do you believe in God?
Posted: 22 Feb 2018 01:13

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So yes, both religions and science have no satisfying final answers there. But there's still a main difference though: science is very clear about the fact that it doesn't have those answers (and perhaps never will), whereas religions claim they do.

WRONG! NOT ACCEPTABLE

religions do not claim to have all the answers. in fact,when asked they mostly reply that we have faith our assumptions are correct.

on the other hand the scientists say we have fact on our side even though we can't connect all the dots yet.

it is why I said earlier that I am not pro or con to either side. i am open to both possibilities or others that may arise in future.


Sounds like you're an agnostic, ginger86.

Topic: At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted: 21 Feb 2018 16:01

A little "truthiness" emerges out of the murk.

40% of gun purchases in the USA are done without a background check....... FALSE!

https://www.factcheck.org/2018/02/sanders-uses-stale-gun-sales-stat/

There are more guns than people in the USA........... HALF TRUE

http://www.politifact.com/wisconsin/statements/2018/feb/20/kevin-nicholson/which-higher-number-people-or-number-guns-america/

Actually, no one has any firm count on the number of people or the number of guns in the USA.

50% of older Romanian children carry wooden stake harpoons to school to fend off vampires..... FACT

Topic: At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted: 21 Feb 2018 10:59



Google is drawing a blank. My Suomi friend may have been bending the truth somewhat.

Somewhat.

Also... In Finland, the polar bears live in a zoo . I think your friend was clowning on you quite a bit, Seax.

Topic: At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted: 21 Feb 2018 10:22



You're not the only one with friends from Finland. It's a small country but they do travel around a bit.



So you don't have an actual source for that info? You'd think right wing media would be all over that one.

Topic: At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted: 21 Feb 2018 10:09



Good point. I assume you have an explanation of why? Is it because other countries don't have an equivalent to the NRA?

Older children in Finland often carry loaded guns with them to school. It seems that polar bears consider children walking to school as snacks. The older children are armed escorts for the younger ones. Yet there doesn't seem to be any record of those older children going on mass murder sprees. Is it because they have no NRA? Or is it because Finish children differ from American children in some way?

Yeah, probably.

One of my best friends is from Finland, I see her tomorrow and definitely have to ask her about that factoid. She's pretty antigun and thinks it's bizarre how in love with them America is. Where did you get that info, Seax?

If that is true I'm sure those older kids have proper training and background checks. I imagine there are all kinds of rules and checks they go through. Unlike here where a trip to the gun shop is faster than a trip to the grocery store.

Topic: At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted: 21 Feb 2018 09:21



I wonder what results you would get if you polled American parents about levels of graphic violence on TV, in the movies, or in video games.

https://www.livescience.com/60508-movie-violence-gun-use-children.html



You are aware that there are violent movies, tv and video games in other countries too, right? The exact same ones we have in America actually. But kids in other countries don't go on killing sprees... Wonder why...

Topic: At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted: 18 Feb 2018 19:51


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