About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
Favorite Authors:
Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
Date Joined:
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Topic: Who do you think is actually a guy although the profile says female?
Posted: 23 Jul 2016 15:47

I think I have found some guys deliberately put female in their profile by simply chatting with them.

You must be some kind of super detective. Move over Batman, David has arrived.

Topic: Celebrating our new sub forum!
Posted: 23 Jul 2016 14:35

i could kill you with my thumb, you know.

Why, was it in youre but or some thing?

Topic: Celebrating our new sub forum!
Posted: 23 Jul 2016 14:32

now not know. feel not feal. you're not your.

Go a way, your annoying! Their, I said it.

Topic: Celebrating our new sub forum!
Posted: 23 Jul 2016 13:36


know I feal stupid as fuck. I hope your happy.

Topic: Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted: 20 Jul 2016 09:12

First off, don't use your response to me to engage with Magical_Felix, it just makes you look like a coward and feeds his ego. If you have something to say to him... then fucking say it to him ... not to me. It's never too late to reply to anyone. However, I gave you fair warning dude.

Next, a Wikipedia article on copyright? Really?! Did you read what I said? I said you were repeating things almost to the point of plagiarism. Nothing about copyright. Please, don't send links to articles I won't read.

As for you not wanting to share "private information"... are you serious? That's your excuse for failing to answer a question. It's not like I asked you for your name, address, social security number, birth date, bank account number, etc. I asked you what country you came from. Considering the size of most countries, that's not asking for a whole hell of a lot of information. You choose to post on public forum then cry foul about your privacy. Truly you're a hypocrite.

And I don't need to know what country you're from to know you're an idiot. You are the one who has been using stereotypes... not me.

So stop talking about "your country" if you're not going to tell anyone where you're from. Stop using me to make useless attacks at Magical_Felix. If you don't have the balls to stand up to him yourself, that's your problem... not mine. I shut the door on him a long time ago and walked away. I don't care what he thinks about me or says. And honestly, I now feel the same way about you as well.

Oh my god haha

Topic: Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted: 19 Jul 2016 15:03

As for what Magical_Felix posted, I, trully, don't care. I choose not to reply to his post for two reasons: 1. I've saw too late his reply. 2. I was too lazy to make a double post as I was using a tablet.

Nymph is just trying to make you feel foolish for responding to my post. It's a normal thing to respond to posts on a message board. Sure it was insulting but this thread is insulting in that it suggests the US is the world's laughing stock when nothing could be further from the truth.

But... Let's just say Nymph is right and it is foolish to respond to me when I post in the manner I posted to you... Nymph isn't someone who should talk. It took her over a year to realize that I would deliberately post in a way to fire her all up and watch her explode then laugh. I mean, the shit I would say was true... But you know, the truth can be embarrassing. You shouldn't take her nonsense seriously. The only reason she can even control herself now is because she supposedly has me blocked (she reads my posts anyway, let's get real) but if she does directly respond now she will look doubly foolish because she is supposedly using the block. That's why she always goes out of her way to say she inadvertently read my posts. Makes her look dumb and dishonest every time. If it weren't for the block feature she begged and begged for she would still be responding so don't take her judgment to heart. But yeah, she uses the "block" because she has to because she was so annoying about it and now I can say whatever I want to her and she can't defend her points. She played herself pretty much.

Topic: Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted: 19 Jul 2016 11:40

Look, whoever the president is doesn't really matter. What matters, actually what should worry you, is gerrymandering. That's why nothing ever really gets accomplished.

Because of shady gerrymandering practices one party can win more house seats even though they don't win the popular election. In states like Pennsylvania the democrats can win over 50% of the popular vote but get only 5 out of 18 seats. It's ridiculous. Republicans are the monitory of the population but have a majority of the seats because of some "creative" manipulation of district lines.

Probably should have posted this in the trump thread or whatever but it's all the same. All these political threads are all about the same shit.

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 19 Jul 2016 09:08

uh huh


As I wonder who it was that "incited" that poor misunderstood guy in Brussels behind the wheel of that truck...

Do you and barbilicious realize that this isn't the picture thread part of the forum? For fuck's sake... its bad enough with barbilicious who is clearly incapable of forming a thought of her own but now you too? You're posting on the level of someone who may possibly be mentally handicapped. Try and post a thought of your own. Your stupidity is more entertaining that way. Posting other's stupidity isn't funny or amusing or anything. It's just stupid.

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 19 Jul 2016 09:00

If Melania Trump were a member of Lush, I'd suspend her account for plagiarism. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angry7.gif" alt="angry7">



This is all starting to crossover into the surreal now. Like some Spanish absurdist political comedy from the 70s.

Topic: Cops out of control - part 2
Posted: 16 Jul 2016 16:42

At least four countries have issued travel warnings to its citizens of the dangers they may face traveling in the United States: The Bahamas, The United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, and New Zealand.

Let's face it. We've descended to the status of a dangerous third world country in the eyes of other nations.

Who cares... Do you care that I think it's beyond weird that you photoshop your head on other people's bodies? No, you don't.

As much as I think this country has a lot of problems (just like every other country) It is far from being a "dangerous" country to visit. I do not care what the Bahamas thinks of us. Seriously, the Bahamas... Issuing warnings when a lot of those islands are dangerous as fuck. Get real. Oh no, the governments of NZ, Bahrain, and the Emirates think America is too dangerous to visit because of the police. That makes so much sense, what are we going to do? Holy shit without their tourism money we might as well just all kill ourselves. Fucking Bahrain.. please. You're probably more likely to die from food poisoning or get hit by a car on the lawless roads over there than getting brutalized by a cop here while on vacation.

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