About Magical_felix
Biography

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Name:
Jack
Sex:
Male 
Age:
33
Sign:
Scorpio
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
California
Interests:
Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
Favorite Authors:
Magical_felix
Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview with the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men - Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
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Date Joined:
03 Apr 2010
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: The random thread
Posted: 25 May 2015 00:23

Here's a random story for you.

Hmmm it wasn't a very hard puzzle to put together. It all fits. What was one of those quotes that I saw over the weekend? You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig? yeah, that was one of the 60 I saw over the weekend. Wasn't another one about not believing that revenge can turn around and bite you on your dumbass? Yeah I think it was that one. Oh but according to an onslaught of ecards, i'm a
dumbass
a bitch
trailer trash
(I've never lived in a trailer park so don't know what that ones about)
trash,
fat,
ugly,
a pig,
an elephant,
batshit crazy,
a liar,
a psychopath,
a sociopath,
a compulsive liar,
just plain old crazy,
mean,
stupid,
told to shut the fuck up because I am nothing at all. Because ecards say it, it must be true! Well, guess what? I'm smarter than a bunch of people put together. Let's wait and see who Karma bites on the ass. If I had been left alone, I wouldn't have given anything a second thought.
Isn't this how drama starts? by a bunch of people ganging up on one person and causing trouble?

Trinket, I give you a lot of shit, like a lot of shit. But seriously, you okay dude? I know you're not a liar. I know you get riled up. Don't let people piss you off. Wear some armor. Trust your armor. Seriously, This post, this one, I am not trying to fuck with you. Just a little concerned after reading what you wrote.

Topic: The Quality of Stories and Poems
Posted: 24 May 2015 22:02

A story, in any genre, is good if it sparks your sense of wonder, curiosity, imagination or moves you in any way. Big or small.

Trying to apply theory or numbers to that is silly.

Topic: Club Zafia....
Posted: 24 May 2015 21:52

https://www.youtube.com/embed/tC4jqub6Z_I

Topic: If aliens came to our planet...
Posted: 24 May 2015 21:43





You really do NEED to grow up. Clogging up LUSH with this childish BULLSHIT, how do you get AWAY with IT?

Topic: If aliens came to our planet...
Posted: 24 May 2015 21:17




Nah, I'm not related too you and I don't care what that drunk you call Mommy told you! I just stood there and laughed.

Now you're just being childish.

(And you didn't even capitalize one word in that last post. You're losing your edge.)

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 24 May 2015 21:12

https://41.media.tumblr.com/ee9fe907202302624ab6c499ace3b465/tumblr_my0qbzGlrI1svv9hto1_540.jpg

Topic: If aliens came to our planet...
Posted: 24 May 2015 19:42



given that there has never been any proof that the "missing link" ever did exist... it's equally POSSIBLE that our original forebears were the Neanderthals.

I don't know, maybe you should be studied. You certainly sound like you're at least half chimp. Maybe you're the missing link.

Topic: *WE FUCKING DID IT!!!*
Posted: 23 May 2015 08:00

This isn't like when Ireland accidentally legalized meth, is it?

Topic: If aliens came to our planet...
Posted: 23 May 2015 00:31




Neither has any of the pure uncalled for shit you've thrown my way SPACE CADET. Suck it up butter cup then go tell your Daddy... Charlie Manson (I figure you MUST be his bastard child) that some of us eventually tire of you. And, who in the Hell said I was in Vietnam? Oh, one of your imaginary friends again... nevermind.

Do you wan't me to help you look for your marbles?

Topic: Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted: 22 May 2015 23:35



Oh wow!! ok no im not but thank yu u just made a meal by posting that to a mutual non friend..i was trying to calm it down is all..FFs U pooped on my head in the seagul forum an i never did anything to you except get manipulated i was new here

Goodnight Felix xo

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