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In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Name:
Jack
Sex:
Male 
Age:
34
Sign:
Scorpio
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
California
Interests:
Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
Favorite Authors:
Magical_felix
Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
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Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 15:23



Everyone gets fucked?

Shit, nevermind. I thought you said erections. But the destination was the same even though we took different paths to get there.

Topic: WHEN LOVE BECOMES EXCESSIVE OR IS IT JUST A GAME ?
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 11:17

WHEN YOU MEET SOME ONE IN A CHAT ROOM PROFILE HIM LIKE WHAT YOU SEE THE YOU SAY HELLO YOU FLIRT HE FLIRTS BACK ON AND ON FOR DAYS YOU REQUEST A FRIENDSHIP HE ACCEPTS NOW THE DANCE BEGINS YOU TRY TO CAPTURE HIS ATTENTION AND CANT HE TRIES TO TEACH YOU WHAT PLEASES HIM YOU BECOME THAT PERSON DOESN'T WORK HE IS ALWAYS SWEET UNDERSTANDING GENTLE LOVING YOU EVEN PLAY TOGETHER ALONE OR WITH OTHERS BUT YOU WANT MORE HE CANT GIVE IT . YOUR MIND IS FULL OF HIM YOU DREAM OF DAYS ALONE IN HIS ARMS SEDUCTION SEXUALATY IT IS ALL THERE EXCEPT THE MAN.
I AM TELLING YOU THAT IT CAN AND DOES HAPPEN. BE CAREFUL FEELING GET HURT YOU MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF AND HURT HIM BECAUSE HE WONT TELL YOU TO STOP DON'T RUIN A FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE YOU ARE OBSESSED LET IT PLAY OUT YOU WILL BOTH BE HAPPIER

Obviously, you didn't try hard enough. You say that you became the person he wanted you to be but did you change your name? Dye your hair? Change your style of dress? Adopt a new accent? Send money? Sacrifice a medium sized animal in the middle of the forrest? Obviously, you didn't. Next time maybe don't be so selfish and REALLY become the person that he wants and learn how to actually be devoted to someone.

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 30 Aug 2016 01:21

Your election process is too bloody long. Just have a vote already

you know what they say about long elections

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 29 Aug 2016 22:38



Earlier today I saw the latest numbers. Johnson was at 10% and Stein was at 5%. If I remember correctly Clinton was ahead of Trump by 7%.

Best possible thing for Trump is to have a third party gain a little traction. Nothing a third party can say will change the mind of somebody voting for Trump.

I hope this election doesn't get Nadered.

Topic: Is anyone else tired of tattoos?
Posted: 29 Aug 2016 13:22

A few years ago I was dating this girl who got a tattoo to remember her grandma... It was an open bible with a black and white portrait of her grandmas face on one page and some bible quote on the other. She got this tattoo on her left shoulder. The portrait of the grandma turned out less than stellar... Doggystyle is my favorite and to have the grandmas portrait staring at me and also making me more than worried about where everything would eventually land was a major boner killer. I mean I didn't want to jizz on her dead grandma for fucks sake.

I broke up with that girl not just because of the tattoo but it certainly was the breaking point.

Topic: The Gay Flood
Posted: 26 Aug 2016 19:38

Half of my family is from Nevada and yes, they're dumb as fuck. Them Nevada folk ain't curing cancer anytime soon.

Topic: Is Sharia Law already in France, Germany, the Netherlands and the UK...should we worry...
Posted: 26 Aug 2016 19:21



I read that in an article online, and I didn't attach the link. I did watch some youtube videos on it, and it seems that the Netherlands has so far handled it better than most other countries. I'm sure if you look online you'll find plenty, but it sounds like you haven't experienced any of it first hand and I'm glad for that.

edit; There is quite a lot about Germany to read. I'd post more youtube videos but two is my limit....

P.S. I won't bring any fire arms or insist on the death penalty if I visit :-)<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">

You're an idiotic person.

Topic: The Gay Flood
Posted: 26 Aug 2016 17:33



i find fault with your opinion. (get it? fault?) :D

You're a bad person.

Topic: The Gay Flood
Posted: 26 Aug 2016 16:43



wait until the gay earthquake hits. :)

I find that statement to be extremely geographically insensitive.

Topic: The Gay Flood
Posted: 26 Aug 2016 15:45

This thread topic sounds like a special event at a club in San Fran. I swear I have seen this before on flyers.

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