About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Topic: Aarrrggghhhhh!
Posted: 26 Apr 2015 15:30

give me a moment to consider the source - had have a good giggle. :)

This exchange has put me off as well. You're both off putting.

Topic: Aarrrggghhhhh!
Posted: 26 Apr 2015 15:17

unless you're a celebrity like me and want some anonymity to write smut. ;)

Well, it still doesn't change the fact that Dani is off putting. I've been saying it for years.

Topic: Aarrrggghhhhh!
Posted: 26 Apr 2015 14:48

Don't mess with me - i know cat when i see cat. total cat. (notice, i said cat, and not pussy. :D).

What's the point of a fake account if you don't mess with people...

Topic: Aarrrggghhhhh!
Posted: 26 Apr 2015 13:43

You're a cat. That's it. go lick yourself.

My avatar isn't me. I'm a fake account.

Topic: Aarrrggghhhhh!
Posted: 26 Apr 2015 09:12

Members moan about paid memberships.

Members (mods included) moan about the moaning of paid memberships.

Fair enough, right?

You're off putting. That's it, deal with it.

Topic: Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted: 24 Apr 2015 14:05

Returning to the OP, it seems a disproportionate number of black people are killed by the police.

In terms of being shot by police nationally, between 2003 and 2009 police shot 2026 white people compared with 1529 black people
Source: Bureau of Justice Statistics.

Data on shooting by ethnic group is a bit patchy. However statistics provided by NYPD are clear enough. Between 2000 and 2011 22 black people were shot per year on average. Seven of these were fatal shootings. In comparison 5.5 white people were shot, on average - 3 fatally. When you consider that 70.9 % of the population of New York are white compared with 17.5 % black it's quite shocking.

What wasn't included in the data was whether the victims were armed or not.

Hope this is helpful

Danielle x

In the original article posted by mrnudiepants, they manipulate the statistics to make it seem like you are more likely to be murdered by police if you are white. The article has some weird agenda it's trying to push. Not sure if that is that black people should just shut up since white men are murdered by police more than black men. Or if the point is that people feel more sorry for minorities and white men are discriminated against? Or is the point that the media thinks black deaths are 'hot' right now and it makes front page news over white deaths? I really don't know what the point is. Since the original poster hasn't really said anything, I don't think anyone really knows what the point of this thread is to begin with.

Also in 2013 the number of people killed by police spiked to a two decade high and in 2014 the killings tripled. Probably why the media and the American people are focusing on it and treating it like a growing problem.

Topic: Story Idea: Mom joins teen sex orgy
Posted: 24 Apr 2015 13:52

Providing a minor with alcohol falls under misdemeanor. A felony would be more along the lines of having a minor rob a bank with you or sell cocaine for you or something like that.

Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 24 Apr 2015 13:10

Callipygous: Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.

Topic: Story Idea: Mom joins teen sex orgy
Posted: 24 Apr 2015 12:44

That little news piece stirred things up a bit. That's a goodness. Just a couple points. Based soley on that thumbnail report, there was no incest, unless the mother & daughter got it on. Second, the only age mentioned was 'teenager'. That means the odds are 4-to-3 the kids were of age. And considering the sexual activity level of the two age groups, I'd guess the odds heavily favor the 'teenagers' all being of age. Parting shot: everyone has condemned that tramp of a mother's activities. But what if it had just been the the 'of age' daughter, her 'of age' boyfriend, and the mother? Kind of sounds a bit like some LUSH stories I've encountered. Anyway, IMO, it's the other teens joining in the drugs and sex that lead to all that entirely justifiable legal retribution.

Any thoughts?


I read the story and she's only getting charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor (big whoop). She banged an 18 year old in a bathroom and the daughter's 16 year old boyfriend woke her up by having sex with her, so like, rape. She refuses to talk about it with police so she's protecting him.

I don't know. Sounds like she's a pretty awesome party host, to be honest.

Topic: Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted: 24 Apr 2015 12:10

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