About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Topic: The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted: 29 Sep 2016 01:33

I think the problem is real, but its roots don't lie with the adult males of our society. Of course some are just sick bastards by themselves, but too many people learn to be from the moment they were born.

I was standing at a bus stop a few days ago, surrounded by schoolkids, ranging from 12 to 18, maybe even 19 years old. Because it was warm and sunny, most of the girls were still dressed for summer, thin shirts and blouses, shorts, skirts and lots of bare legs. I'll be honest, I enjoy seeing young women dressed that way, I love beauty. I would however never ever dream of making remarks, or harming any of them in any way. But: a lady walked by, with two adolescent boys, probably her sons. Of course they enjoyed the view too. That is, until their mother reprimanded them with the words: "Why are you two ogling those sluts? They dress like whores". This was a woman, in her late 30s, telling her boys, that sexy looking girls are whores. Now how much respect will these boys have for women, when they've become adults?

As long as parents, and I believe that particularly goes for the conservative and/or very religious ones, raise their children that way, women will have to always be aware, there will be guys, who see them as whores, sexobjects, not to be respected, but to be used.

I hope you get arrested soon.

Topic: The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted: 29 Sep 2016 00:51

I've read most of the posts in this thread and feel compelled to comment. Our society has made women feel the need to consistently defend themselves. We must always think ahead about how we look and how people percieve us. Where we are going and what we are doing. Men do not realize how much a simple phrase like damn you look fine to nice tits affects a woman. Many people say it's the woman's fault. She should have did this or that. There are many posts here explaining that. I was first molested then raped by the person who should have been protecting me. When I came forward and told family members I was told it was my fault. I was 7 yrs old when this started. How was this my fault? When I was 12 he raped me. I was an early bloomer and was told if I didn't look like a grown woman or wouldn't have worn that nightie it wouldn't have happened. How is it ok for a society to believe this or even think this? I certainly could not help developing at such a young age. It was my fault that my stepdad saw me in a nightie and decided it was time I learn about sex. Or the fact that my grandfather thought it was ok to touch me. The other adults in my life should have been furious but instead blamed me. At 12/13 years old was it ok to be walking down the street and have guys come out of their house and sit on their porch every time I walked by to ogle my chest and say crude things to me. Society seems to think so.
Later when I was in the Navy why did we as women have to have special training on never walking around the base alone and being careful at the bar because the date rape drug was prominent around the area. Why could I not be able to run out tongue commissary alone without having to worry some idiot was going to try to rape me on the base.
I am not saying all men are insensitive and do not have a clue but a minority do not. They think it's ok to just say the first thing that pops in there head. I am also not saying this doesn't happen to men as some of what happened to me has happened to my brother as well. I recently found that out and he is afraid to confront his feelings and self mediates to forget.
People need to understand what is happening and help educate our children on how to treat women. I know I've talked to my boys over and over about not degrading women and they are not a sex object always be respectful. Now that I have my daughter I'm scared to death for her. I don't know how I am going to protect her from the idiots out there.
I really hope my rambling makes some sense and you can understand what I am trying to say.

Teach your daughter about how the world is and not the way it should be. Let her know that being wise doesn't put the blame on her. That it only sheds a light on the very real notion that people are evil and that taking precautions against them is more wise than thinking those people should be good to begin with. Teach little girls to be wolves. Look at the most powerful people in history to ever walk the earth, were they physically imposing? No they were not.

Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 21:43

It was unclear, & apology accepted... As is the one I suspect will be coming when I state that I truly believe that the poster being slow & the mistake being one seems contradcitory.

Is that you nuder?

Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 21:31

Poster making the mistake may be, & poster calling me slow may be, but I am not, & post claiming me so is not only incorrect, but needless & off-topic.

No, I didn't mean you were the slow adult. I may have been unclear about that. I apologize.

I meant the person who made the spelling "mistake" was a slow adult. Mistake implying maybe it was a typo. But since I actually believe that simmerdownchick is a slow adult, mistake is a light term for it. I don't think it was a typo, I think she really is that dumb.

Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 21:19

I see nothing wrong with boarders, as they pay rent.

Yes, I know it was a simple spelling mistake, much as saying Trump's immigration opinions don't make him a racist, & enough simple mistakes on 1 day of the year will make him President.

That is may be the best internet spelling mistake* correction I have ever seen.

*mistake is a light term since the poster in question is a slow adult

Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 21:15

I agree, but I still like Trump. He's not polished, just because he wants tougher immigration doesn't make him a xenophobe or a racist. Closing our boarders until we have a better system is the smart thing to do and I see nothing wrong with that.

Lol, you don't even know how to spell borders... Literally. The fact you use smart in the same sentence is beyond hilarious.

A fringe of society mental case like you would make someone like Trump cringe. you think he gives a fuck about you? Yet, you are voting for him.

Stupid ass reality TV culture at it's non-finest.

Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 19:01

"Calm the fuck down"? "NEEDLESSLY AGGRESSIVE?" Tell me did you BOTHER to read the part where this PERPETUALLY aggressive AND ABUSIVE "MOD" ONCE AGAIN repeated HER personal attack on me once again leveling her basely and utterly BULLSHIT allegation that i'm a rapist? Oh I forget that's "an entirely different matter and TOTALLY "acceptable" RIGHT? SHE ATTACKS ME but what's deemed "aggressive" is my DEFENSE and insistence that she post some manner of EVIDENCE or simply admit that she's nothing ,more than a damned liar!

Ruthie is more likable than you though.

She tip-toes the line with grace.

You shit your pants on it.

Topic: Have you ever seen a prettier woman than
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 16:47

To be honest, I saw hotter chicks at the mall today.

Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 16:45

I'm USMC combat Marine

Isn't it redundant to say USMC and marine? Is there another branch of the military that marines come from? Plus weren't you saying before that you were in the Navy? Or was it the coast guard? You said you were in charge of swabbing the poop deck when you were in the military. That's what you said. Or are you one of those guys that claims they were a Navy SEAL in the CIA after you were a Marine in the Air Force? All classified of course.

Topic: Announcing our Fetish Stories Competition
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 10:15

By personifying it. A smooth 21 year old? A wetness that brings warmth? How after consuming it, I become relaxed and sleepy?

Whisky is much more than just a liquid

Dude, you should have just wrote it all out with a fetishistic attention to detail only to reveal it was about whisky the whole time after his partner snapped him (and the reader) out of his obsessive whisky ritual and told him to come to bed or something. It would have been great!

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