About Magical_felix


In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
Favorite Authors:
Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.


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Topic: The Age of Un-Enlightenment
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 23:14

annoying isnt it....

More like intriguingly stupid.

Topic: What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 23:09

My greatest fear is being in a plane crash.

Really? That's what I wished for at 11:11.

Topic: What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 23:06

I mean, hippos are cute.

Well yes... Look, I'm a grown man. A grown man with a favorite animal. A favorite animal I wish I could realistically have as a pet. A pet I wish was a damn hippo.

Topic: If you have false teeth...
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 23:02

Sure - however you want to spin it is fine with me.

Very meta. Kudos

Topic: If you have false teeth...
Posted: 23 Jul 2017 17:59

So, let me get this straight. you were complaining about my post, so i deleted it for you and now you're complaining about me deleting my post? sounds to me like you just like to complain, snowflake.

Hmmm... It was more like you posted something that would not fly if anyone else posted it. I mentioned this. You then attempted to imply I was a hypocrite by saying that I have posted similar things (which wasn't an accurate comparison really). Then I reminded you that my post you mentioned was deleted. You then could have just deleted the posts after realizing I had made a valid point but instead you posted that you had "fixed" it making it look like you had fixed one of my posts when in fact you had just deleted your original post and my post where I questioned the double standard employed in deciding who can post certain things. So nothing was really "fixed" to appease my sensibilities. Just to be clear.

Just deleting the post would have been the appropriate thing to do. Instead you tried to create a false narrative.

Topic: If you have false teeth...
Posted: 23 Jul 2017 17:37

there - fixed it for your sensibilities :)

What? More like you fixed it (deleted your posts) so you don't look bad.

Topic: If you have false teeth...
Posted: 23 Jul 2017 15:53

WOW. Perhaps I should've posted this in Ask the Guys.

No, no to everything.

Topic: The Age of Un-Enlightenment
Posted: 22 Jul 2017 21:42

True... which is why I'm ignoring the bait and letting the pigeon flutter its wings and have its hissy fit. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

It only took you like 4 years to learn that too. You so smart.

Topic: Giving up coffee for a month
Posted: 22 Jul 2017 06:13

I didn't give up coffee but all soda and carbonated beverages.

Water is my new best friend.

You should give up paint chips as well. Just sayin'.

Topic: What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted: 22 Jul 2017 06:07

Dementia, but not quite as mentioned above. Read "Brownwood: A Long Goodbye" by DFWBeast on Literotica. To summarize, a man regularly visits his wife in a nursing home. She's the one with dementia. She has only patchy memories of ever having been married to him, and those memories come to her less and less often. So on his visits he gets to see her interacting with her "boyfriend" of the moment. Over and over and over.

That would surely rip anyone's heart out.

Good lord... Why the fuck would anyone write something like that for an "erotica" site? Or any site/audience really... That's why Literotica is a cesspool for subhuman retards.

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Editor's Pick Belgard

Liam put his fork down, sat straight up and stared at his phone's screen for several seconds. One new message, his home-screen read. He put it down without viewing it, finished his meal and once again picked up his phone. 1 New Message: Adelaide He unlocked his phone and read the text. Adelaide: I miss you. Are you doing ok? Liam placed his phone down on the bar and ordered a...

Added 02 Jul 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 51 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 25,047 | 33 Comments

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Added 07 May 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 22,762 | 24 Comments

Editor's Pick Let Her Eat Cake

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Added 22 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 89 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 55,218 | 37 Comments

Editor's Pick Mignonette

San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with...

Added 27 Jun 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 23,088 | 20 Comments

Editor's Pick Kingdom Come

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Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 22,014 | 16 Comments

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Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...

Added 20 Sep 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 7,677 | 18 Comments

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Ethan   Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight.  Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...

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"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...

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One Thing Leads to Another: Semen is Mostly Sugar?

Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...

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