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So...you stick to a fourth-grade vocabulary, just so that you're not mistaken for a "sweater vest wearing" dork? Having a conversation with you over drinks must be absolutely...stultifying. Your misshapen cucumber tits are stultifying.
"Gasp" People using uncommon and complex words on a writers' site. How dare they. Yes, I have used 'stultifying' in real life. The people I interact with have larger vocabularies. They may use words like profligate, pernicious, and pedantic too... Sounds like a bunch of fragile, sweater vest wearing dorks who get together to listen to the indigenous music of Peru while sipping on fair trade kombucha.
I believe him to be a trader https://68.media.tumblr.com/ebcdae9b945d562bdec8a7849bc29da4/tumblr_o5ysfuOHwE1tny9gzo1_1280.jpg
wait, which one? both of them? ooo. clever. Yes, haven't you ever seen mission impossible? Same tech. Fun fact: Obama directed the sequel, that's why it sucked.
Umm... curious. we including Hitler and Stalin in that statement? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow"> That was Obama in disguise you fucking idiot.
Half the country will think he was the worst president ever. The other half will think he did a decent job with what he had. History books will probably emphasize that he was the first black president, ended osama bin laden, was charismatic, started up the first form of universal healthcare and ushered in the era of the drone.
At least we aren't using the term 'old maid' anymore This hen clucks way too much.
Wow, I have never been so close to a Magical_felix outburst before. All of the positiveness of these posts have been brought down in one fell swoop by your petty grammatical pickup. This remark was uncalled for. Might I suggest you reboot your 2017 and show us the new Magical_felix. Grow some empathy, love & feeling, ditch the hate and sarcasm. http://rlv.zcache.com/more_love_less_hate_stickers-r8b7cf5ae4ac347568d88a235a9cc7b9a_v9waf_8byvr_324.jpg Yes, you're right. I promise to not say another sarcastic, mean, hateful or ugly word again. I must remember that even though I may not agree with what someone says or the way they say it, other members might. I will remember that the posters I so unfairly attack are possibly an inspiration for slow adults everywhere. I will make an effort to remember this. I will improve lush by being a better person. My bad.
i liked the style, but wish it would have been paired with something more whimsical in nature. Then the result would have been something like Sucker Punch. Pretty, shallow and forgettable. Neon Demon isn't just a story about the "dog eat dog" nature of the fashion industry... it's a microcosm of human ambition itself. The actual Neon Demon in the story is the point when your ambition eclipses your morals/conscience.
Stultifying would be another Do you use antiquated, archaic, irrelevant words like that when you speak in your day to day life? That must be something... if some dude came at me with "stultifying my kind sir" then tipped his fedora or some shit I'd probably die of laughter. "You speak of dreaded subjects, my kind gent, 'tis stultifying." *curtsy*Lol, what a douche.
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Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...
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Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...
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Ethan Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight. Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...
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"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...
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Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...
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Friday 8:36 AM Charlotte knelt on the king-sized bed, her slender legs parted, her soft white ass nestled between her thighs as she went about the task of folding laundry. She quietly hummed while listening to the shower door slide open, glancing once towards the bathroom as she deftly folded a pair of green lace panties. She listened for the sound of the electric shaver, smiling...
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Sin My name is Michael and I am a servant of God. This was not how I imagined my life when I was a young man. Clara. Clara was her name. Beautiful Clara. We were like oil and water as children. As teenagers we were inseparable. By the time we hit twenty we had always felt like we were born to be together, forever. I scraped together what money I had and bought her the nicest ring I...
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