About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty babes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
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Topic: Is equality such a difficult concept to grasp?
Posted: 07 Dec 2016 01:06

Who to respect and why is a matter of choice. To only respect those, who, in your eyes, have deserved it, is your choice. It is my choice, to respect everyone, unless they have proven, they do not deserve it.

I respect yo momma.

Topic: Leftists Harass Man Wearing "Build the Wall" Shirt
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 09:52

Actual leftists either voted for Bernie Sanders or sat out the election - and we cherish Elizabeth Warren, while detesting all things related to Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. Probably 10 million votes didn't flow to the entitled Hillary centrist/globalist wing of the DNC in this past election. I haven't met one Sanders supporter who has admitted having voted for her and I know many.

Leftists = progressive/liberals.

Centrist = Globalist, blue dog / Reagan Democrats

Trumpets = mostly pissed off @ the Centrist/Globalists people who hate socialism without recognizing the many socialist programs in place in America already.

That looming dude in the video is described in another video as being a prime Hillary supporter. And we both know she and her husband absconded with many Republican planks and stances in the 1990s. They are more old school Republican than the Tea Party Republicans of today are.

But the woman does raise a good point... is the Trump t-shirt wearer in the clubhouse so he can get free-wifi internet, because he can't afford to have internet in his own apartment (where he could actually be in private and get some work done).

This almost smells like another produced shitstorm from one side or the other. Of course it's extremely uncivil, but that could well be the staged aspect of it.


I imagine you building a huge wall of empty beer cans, staring off into space for a while, then furiously going off on one of your political rants then instead of dropping the mic you knock over the wall of beer cans and scream "fuck you Trump!" lol

Topic: The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 09:04

While the influence of teachers is undeniable I must with all respect interject: it is not a teacher's job to educate your children but to teach subject A or B - it's why they are called teachers. The responsibility of teaching both genders to be mindful, considerate and respectful of each other lays with the parents. Through the course of our educational life we stumble upon dozens of people, each with their own ideas, mentality and views but the constant presence in our lives are our parents, our family. Yes, a good teacher will influence a child, however, the notions of gender equality, respect and a zero-tolerance policy towards things that in any way border on bullying, harassment and gender intimidation are and should be things that are learned and taught home.
I was brought up in a household of strong men and women and taught from an early age to stand up for myself and take no bull-shit no matter who dished it out. However, several of my teachers had other ideas, as an example a sociology professor no less who, in a class of mainly women, declared unabashedly the reason the family unit in falling apart is because of women who refuse to stay in their place - implying the kitchen, obedient at the whim of a man.
Should I have listened to that and changed my world view? Should all my classmates have taken their girlfriends and tied them to the kitchen stove?
I don't think so. And we didn't. I was pleasantly surprised to see my male colleagues voice their disapproval just like I did.
And one might say we were all grown and it's not the same but believe me when I say it can be equally intimidating and hurtful when you're only 19 years old and that man represents a figure of authority. But it doesn't mean he should mould my view of the world: that was my family's job.
Returning to Sprite's original post, I do find there is however a great lack of awareness as to what is indeed offensive when it comes to the so called "compliments" and there's a worrisome attitude among certain men who somehow feel the need to point out they can hurt -physically or otherwise- a woman just for the simple fact that she is a woman and somehow not acting on that impulse/ threat is worthy of praise. Perhaps the term, "rape culture" is a bit to serious, but I do believe, sadly, we're heading there.

Your teacher should have taught you what the return key is for... Christ.

Look, you can teach your children all those things but when they go to school and see an adult in a position of authority that behaves like a child, it rubs off on them. An adult who inserts themselves into a conversation in an aggressive manner after misconstruing what was being said then having trouble letting go and acting totally ridiculous is not someone that should be teaching children anything. No matter what the subject.

Misconstruing signals, inserting themselves and then not letting go... Hmmm what does that sound like?

Topic: How do I tell a friend that I want to have sex with her?
Posted: 02 Dec 2016 16:03

You look her in the eye, click play on the mix tape you made for her and say, "shake that aaaaaaass bitch and let me see what you got!"

Topic: i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted: 02 Dec 2016 12:13

I'm not setting the rules here, so I'm just asking that they be true to what they're saying.
Interesting choice of words for "suck it up"... seems a bit hypocritical to me.

Tough titties.

Topic: i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted: 02 Dec 2016 12:04

When did I ever mention censoring? I'm just asking for consistency from the moderators. If you have a problem with me, that's fine. I'd prefer a more helpful discourse than the suggestion of jumping off a bridge though.

What would consistency be? Either they don't censor stupid threads and allow "disrespect" as well, or they censor both. You can't have it both ways. So you're for one or the other or both.

Jumping off a bridge was meant to tell you (in an abstract way I'll admit) that as long as you are alive people will say things you don't like. Especially if you say things that are considered aggressive, stupid, leading, whiny and generally nonsensical. Get used to it.

Topic: i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted: 02 Dec 2016 11:50

The moderators are saying disrespect will not be tolerated in the threads, and I'm just pointing out that clearly it often is.

So you think it would be okay for them to censor disrespect if it's directed at you or mr potato head? Or are you again just saying it should remain but that you just don't like it?

Topic: i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted: 02 Dec 2016 11:45

No, I don't want to censor you. I'm just calling you out for being a bully.
And I'm a Canadian, this is not about Trump for me.

Oh so you think I can still say what I want but you are just letting me know that you think I am being mean to Mr Potato head? That's fine.

Topic: The True Face of Batman
Posted: 02 Dec 2016 11:43

Looks like Oscar de la Hoya lol

Topic: i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted: 02 Dec 2016 11:40

very mature, especially after all the discussion about respect, and not being personally vindictive or hateful.

Oh so now you want to censor me because you don't like what I said... How surprising. Thanks Trump.

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