About Magical_felix

In the mood for something sleazy? Maybe even a little depraved? Then you've come to the right place! My stories are guaranteed to contain absolutely 0% romance! They are however jam packed with: plenty of crude dialogue, trashy settings, dirty words, cheaters, reluctance, naive young sluts, big booty hoes, moral-less whores, dirty boys, facials and tons of anal sex! Proceed with caution...

Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Flies, 1984, Preacher graphic novels, Bone graphic novels
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Favorite Movies:
Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Sexy Beast, Inglorious Basterds, Zodiac, Old boy, Drive, Gone Girl, Interview With the Vampire, Last of the Mohicans, Amores Perros, City of God, Cold Mountain, The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Evangelion, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Buffalo 66, Quills, Perfume, Boogie Nights, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dazed and Confused, Scott Pilgrim, Spirited Away, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Shawn of the Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Pulp Fiction, The Kids are Alright, Lost in Translation, Way of the Gun, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall...
Favorite Music:
All sorts.
Date Joined:
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Topic: What do you think of girls who use fake profile gallery pics?
Posted: 04 Sep 2015 21:22

Thanks for confirming that you are. But, you are right... I'm not and never have been.

I know you're not now, just telling everyone. And yes I'm still a powertop.

Topic: Club Zafia....
Posted: 04 Sep 2015 19:00


Topic: Annoying things that people say
Posted: 04 Sep 2015 18:48

You live everyday. You only DIE once.

Topic: What Are The Most Memorable Movie Scenes That Have Stayed With You Always?
Posted: 04 Sep 2015 18:46

Rob schnieder learning to read makes me laugh every time too.


Topic: What Are The Most Memorable Movie Scenes That Have Stayed With You Always?
Posted: 04 Sep 2015 18:44

Funniest thing ever in a Sandler movie.


Topic: do all lesbians have an anal fetish??
Posted: 04 Sep 2015 18:22

Do all gay men have an anal fetish?

I hear your either a giver or a taker? Which are you?

Kiera... although his question was pretty foolish, no where does it imply in any way that he is gay. You think you are being clever but in fact you are being even more foolish with your question.

Topic: What do you think of girls who use fake profile gallery pics?
Posted: 04 Sep 2015 18:04

Get a room, you two.

He's not into that now.

Topic: The Point In Living
Posted: 04 Sep 2015 15:53

Because knowledge is power.

And knowing is half the battle!


Topic: A little note about multi-part stories.
Posted: 04 Sep 2015 14:17

Perhaps in your opinion. But, technically, no.

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_story

Determining what exactly separates a short story from longer fictional formats is problematic. A classic definition of a short story is that one should be able to read it in one sitting , a point most notably made in Edgar Allan Poe's essay "Thomas Le Moineau (Le Moile)" (1846). Interpreting this standard nowadays is problematic, since the expected length of "one sitting" may now be briefer than it was in Poe's era. Other definitions place the maximum word count of the short story at anywhere from 1,000 to 4,000. In contemporary usage, the term short story most often refers to a work of fiction no shorter than 1,000 and no longer than 20,000 words. Stories of fewer than 1,000 words are sometimes referred to as "short short stories", or "flash fiction."

Actually, this chart is pretty much the standard as far as word count goes.


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Stories Published By Magical_felix
Editor's Pick Belgard

Liam put his fork down, sat straight up and stared at his phone's screen for several seconds. One new message, his home-screen read. He put it down without viewing it, finished his meal and once again picked up his phone. 1 New Message: Adelaide He unlocked his phone and read the text. Adelaide: I miss you. Are you doing ok? Liam placed his phone down on the bar and ordered a...

Added 02 Jul 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 51 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 9,261 | 35 Comments

Recommended Read Paramour

"I changed the ring tone for you when you call," Jack laughed. "Here we go, what is it?" Meggie asked, a slight trace of her southern roots in her voice. "Yakety Sax." "What?" "You know, that music from Benny Hill..." Jack held in his laughter, obviously proud of himself. "Change that!" "It's so perfect for when you call and your face pops up on the screen. I changed your picture...

Added 07 May 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 16,107 | 25 Comments

Editor's Pick Let Her Eat Cake

1 Week Before the Masquerade "That can't be your best line. What is it really?" Hector asked his new recruiting partner. "It is, I swear. Women love hearing things like that. Some of them laugh, but they still like it," Jonas answered, while parking their black SUV. "Whatever, man," Hector chuckled and continued. "I wouldn't tell you what my best line is either... But it's not even...

Added 22 Jun 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 85 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 46,708 | 38 Comments

Editor's Pick Mignonette

San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with...

Added 27 Jun 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 38 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 19,433 | 25 Comments

Editor's Pick Kingdom Come

Fucking Barber 12/21/12 Noah and Teddy just finished a joint and are waxing intellectual around the coffee table at Teddy's parents house. Neither of which are using the coasters provided by Teddy's mother. "You believe in that nonsense?" Noah dismissively asked as he flipped through the channels, settling on the news. "You never know, those Aztecs--" "Mayans,"...

Added 10 Jan 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 19,386 | 17 Comments

Recommended Read No Sympathy for Lilly Black

Saturday the 23rd, September 2012 ~I seek revenge on the sons of Adam. As reported to us by the sole survivor of last night's massacre. These were the chilling, deranged words allegedly spoken by the Equinox Killer, the blogosphere has simply dubbed as, Lilly Black. This is Red Alert News at Eleven with Dennis Thomson. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I'm Dennis Thomson. 'Lilly...

Added 20 Sep 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 5,985 | 21 Comments

Recommended Read Stars and Clouds

Ethan   Ethan, dressed in just a pair of swim trunks and a bathrobe, walked to the lavishly decorated clubhouse of his gated community. He nodded at Theo, the night watchman, before entering. The pool room was indoors, heated, and most importantly, empty at midnight.  Ethan plugged his phone into a tiny speaker and hit play. He removed his robe and jumped into the pool. He tried to...

Added 07 Apr 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 3,386 | 24 Comments

Recommended Read Coffee, Cards and a Cabin

"It was so nice of you to have me and Tyler join you guys up here for the weekend! We really appreciate it," Brooke said to Amy, holding her cup of coffee close to her lips to protect against the chilly bite of the Sierra Nevada breeze before taking a sip. "Jacob and I have been up here so often, just the two of us, that we decided that this year we wanted some company and who better than...

Added 26 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo | Votes 57 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 8,269 | 25 Comments

Recommended Read One Thing Leads to Another: Rumble Pussy

"Get the big boner ready because I've got a shit-load of water and some bull-rider," Christine said into her cell phone, explaining to Maria that she wished for her to clean their large bong because she possesses really good marijuana and a lot of time to kill. Maria looked up from her text book and asked, "You coming by now? Like, right-now-right-now?" "Yeah." "But, I'm studying." ...

Added 01 Feb 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 54 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 11,177 | 24 Comments

One Thing Leads to Another: Semen is Mostly Sugar?

Christine took a quick glance at the clock hanging over Mr. Vasiliev's desk. Fuck, only 2:15. I can't take 45 more minutes of Mr. V's class. Is Maria still meeting me after school? I hope she wants to get something to eat... Christine's mind wondered. Christine discreetly took her phone out of her backpack and slowly moved it to her lap out of Mr. Vasiliev's view. She opened her...

Added 13 Apr 2010 | Category Anal | Votes 76 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 29,972 | 18 Comments

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