“Oh, just look at that girl’s ‘air, Jack – innit beau’iful?” “Sam, I’m not looking at her hair…” Fap fap… “But it’s fuckin’ awesome!” “Perhaps – but under the current circumstances you will forgive me for concentrating on a different part of her anatomy.” “Like what?” Sigh. “Like her cunt, of course. You can’t fuck hair!” Fap fap… “Well, yer not fuckin’ anyfink at the moment – ‘part from yer own fuckin’ fist!” “Fair point...