Arsehole Stories

Fapfapfapfapfap… “Whatcha wankin’ to now, Jack?” “That arsehole! Isn’t it beautiful?” Fapfap… “Oh…? How comes it’s beau’iful, then?” “Look! Tight, puckered, clean. Makes you want to kiss it, and lick it, and–” “Jaaack!” “Hmm?” Fapfapfap… “My arsehole’s tight ‘n’ puckered. And I just gave it a really good clean, inside and out.” “So?” Fapfapfapfap… “So?! SO LICK MY SHITHOLE, YA PATHETIC WANKER! THEN REAM IT HARD WIV YER BI...

In a Hole in an Arse there lived a Fockit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet Hole, filled with the ends of turds and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy Hole with nothing about it worth eating or slobbering at: it was a Fockit Hole, and that means comfort. This particular Fockit – What is a Fockit? Fockits are a Tiny People, just small enough to be able to squeeze into and out of a Hole when they need to, and invisible, indee...