We have a five year old boy, Kurt Jr. We call him Junior for short, since it became traumatizing when Carmen would yell at one of us. It's a bit risky when she is screaming my name in bed. It's also really weird when she calls me Daddy and Junior, Kurt. I'm confused just thinking about it. All we need now is a dog named Carmen. Anyway, Junior is a wild child with ADHD and an overactive thyroid. This little pot licker woul...

- Recap - Previously in the series, Kurt and Carmen hired a babysitter for their dinner date. It turns out the sitter was very attractive. Carmen teased Kurt for hiring such a young and attractive sitter, even though she did great with the kiddo. Kurt sent her some money, but took note of her real name in the Venmo app. Becky, the sitter, became flirty towards Kurt. They agreed to hire her again. - Bedroom - Like most mar...

"It's Friday! Friday! FRIDAY!" Carmen sings as she dances in the kitchen in her pink underwear and a short, white tank top, waiting to flip a pancake. "Yes, it is. What makes you so bubbly? You have to work tomorrow," I say, confused. "Friday, Friday, Friday!" she continues. I shrug. "Kurt, it's date night!" "Oh yeah, are we actually going out this time or are we, uh, coming in?" I bite my lower lip playfully, aware of my...