We have a five year old boy, Kurt Jr. We call him Junior for short, since it became traumatizing when Carmen would yell at one of us. It's a bit risky when she is screaming my name in bed. It's also really weird when she calls me Daddy and Junior, Kurt. I'm confused just thinking about it. All we need now is a dog named Carmen. Anyway, Junior is a wild child with ADHD and an overactive thyroid. This little pot licker woul...