About SITTING
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Music fan, author, marathon-runner, accountant, reader, baker, blogger, northerner, tea-drinker. I love sunny days, windy days, rainy days and snowy days. I love thunderstorms, the smell of freshly-cut grass, nail polish and hot cross buns. I love forgetting all my problems and laughing until people look at me like I’m clinically insane. Feel free to add me or recommend a story or whatever. I love having a laugh and talking to not-so-serious people.

Name:
Emilia
Date Joined:
11 Aug 2011
Sex:
Female 
Age:
21
Sign:
Virgo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation
Straight
Location:
Leeds, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Interests:
Reading, exercising, cooking, mowing lawns, walking in the woods and hanging out with my family.
Favorite Books:
Tess of the D’Urbervilles, Oliver Twist, The Jungle Book, Lord of the Flies, False Impressions, Mary Barton, Jacquot and the Angel, The Railway Children and The Secret Garden. Oh, and Winnie The Pooh.
Favorite Authors:
Enid Blyton, Roald Dahl, Charles Dickens, James Patterson, Thomas Hardy, Lee Child, Rudyard Kipling, Erica James and William Shakespeare.
Favorite Movies:
Slumdog Millionaire, The Dark Knight, Fight Club, The Untouchables, The Wizard of Oz and The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas.
Favorite Music:
The Script, Kings of Leon, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, The Killers, The Lumineers, Train, Lawson, Mumford & Sons, Maroon 5 … y’know; “man-bands”. I like whatever’s in the Top 40 usually and I love Ed Sheeran (YORKSHIRE!!!), Calvin Harris, Example and Jason Mraz too.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Eurovision Song Contest
Posted: 22 May 2013 07:45

I don't get why Russia are making such a big deal about the Azerbaijan cock-up. For gawd's sake, it's just a competition!

Topic: Would you get off on helping a virgin out?
Posted: 08 May 2013 07:43

Oh, NO WAY! I could never stand to be with a less-experienced man... that would make me be like... the one in control. *shudder*

Topic: Serial Killers and their prevalance.
Posted: 07 May 2013 01:39

The answer is clear to me...

Idle hands.

These countries you listed are amongst the most developed. Hunger, need, desperation are at a minimum. This environment creates jealousy, wrath and envy amongst those that had the tools to become but never did. These societies are not used to violence as an everyday thing and the serial killer can thrive, he can go un-noticed.

California is arguably the best place on the planet to live because of weather, economy and opportunity. The women are the most beautiful as well. This can breed hate and will amongst the have-nots. You have a have-not with will power and a skewed mind and you just created a serial killer.

I've never thought of it like this before that but now you've said it, it makes so much sense.

Topic: Breast feeding in public.
Posted: 07 May 2013 01:37

If it's discreet, I wouldn't have a problem with it. I once saw a woman changing her baby's nappy (i.e. diaper) in a doorway of a closed shop but you couldn't really 'see' anything so it didn't bother me much.

Topic: Announcing: "A Royal Affair" by Danielle Marsh
Posted: 03 May 2013 07:45

Congratulations! :)

Topic: Guantanamo... still open?
Posted: 03 May 2013 07:45

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/may/02/guantanamo-bay-prison-stain-america-reputation

Some of the detainees have been cleared for release since 2007. The majority of them should be home by now. Besides, I thought it was going to close in 2010.

So why is Guantanamo still open????

Topic: To All The Gals Of Lush - Happy International Women's Day!
Posted: 08 Mar 2013 01:32

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Topic: A $200 Cash 1st Prize in our new competition is no laughing matter!
Posted: 08 Mar 2013 01:13

I can never look at a potato in the same way. EVER.

Topic: Dumbest criminals?
Posted: 08 Mar 2013 01:08

I would have understood if she looked different to her ID but...

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Topic: Happy Birthday, Lisa!
Posted: 08 Mar 2013 01:06

To one of my favourit-est people EVER! And an awesome author too... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! xxx
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Stories Published By SITTING
Vanilla

“You’re breaking up with me?” I asked softly, my eyes focused on the grey city skyline beyond the bedroom window. “Not… breaking up,” Ivan said uncomfortably. “I just think we should… y’know… have a break.” I literally could not believe the audacity of this man. Here we were, lying naked in his bed on a Sunday morning and he’d chosen now to end our four year relationship. I felt the...

Added 29 May 2013 | Category Straight Sex

Going Nowhere

Sadie lay on her side of the bed, alone in the dark room. The curtains were open, streetlamps casting a dim glow through the window, the moon hidden behind a grey cloud. It was a warm night. She could hear the voices and catcalls of people heading home after a night out; their drunken laughs; the odd smash of a bottle. Her eyes flicked to the luminous alarm clock on the bedside table. He...

Added 08 May 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 2,045 | 10 Comments

Cupid's Calling

It was the morning of February the thirteenth and even though he should have been busy with Valentine’s Day preparations, Cupid was bored. Sitting at the breakfast table, he contemplated his situation. Ever since the rise of technology, his job as God of Love had become easier than ever. Instead of having to fire golden arrows to make people fall in love, he just had to press a shiny red...

Added 04 Feb 2013 | Category Love Stories | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 1,035 | 14 Comments

Heads or Tails

The nightclub was packed with revellers, all of them in high spirits, all of them dressed to impress. It was the time of night when everyone had got into the swing of things and being New Years Eve, the positive atmosphere was almost tangible. The partygoers on the dance floor seemed to be moving as one; the electric ambience charged no doubt by the mix of dub-step beats pulsing out of...

Added 08 Jan 2013 | Category Reluctance | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 6,364 | 13 Comments

Top of The Tower

It was a snowy November evening when Tessa’s roommate Ana rushed into their apartment, positively bursting with excitement as she handed Tessa a flyer advertising the party. “It’s at The Tower.” She’d explained breathlessly, cheeks still pink from the cold, snowflakes dusting the shoulders of her Burberry trench, “You know where that is, right?” Of course Tessa knew where The Tower...

Added 08 Nov 2012 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 2,866 | 17 Comments

Dark and Wonderful Things

Cass Raven walked slowly through the crowd of guests, smiling occasionally when she saw a familiar face. It amazed her that she barely recognized any of these people. But then again, it wasn’t her party so she wasn’t that surprised. She scanned the crowd of people in search of Leo, but to her disappointment he was nowhere to be seen. Trust him to disappear from his own party . She smiled...

Added 20 Sep 2012 | Category First Time | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 2,813 | 18 Comments

Editor's Pick Strangers in Paradise

According to the perfect blonde stewardess, it was exactly 17:43 local time when our private jet touched down at McCarran International Airport . My older sister Madison, the reason behind the vacation, stretched and beamed at me. “This is going to be great.” I shrugged. “Bit pretentious though. Getting married in Paradise of all places?” She smiled again, “So? I don’t care...

Added 03 Jul 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 49 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 38,502 | 24 Comments

Insomniac

Calvin dragged himself up out of bed for the fourth time that night. The curtains were open, the midnight-blue sky sparkling with stars as the sharp crescent of the moon shone light into his sparsely furnished hotel room. So tired…so damn tired… But still, someone out there held tight onto the gift of unconsciousness, refusing to bless him with it. Calvin moved to the window and looked down...

Added 11 May 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 35 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 7,256 | 31 Comments

Sex Money - The Finale

Jim took a gulp of chilled lemonade before leaning back in his chair, a small smile playing around the corners of his mouth. Leon was watching him, green eyes analysing every last move, brow slightly furrowed as he contemplated his next move. Jim sighed in mock-boredom and drummed his fingertips on the polished oak table before taking a final glance at his cards. Leon’s eyes narrowed and then...

Added 15 Mar 2012 | Category Novels | Votes 33 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,484 | 28 Comments

Friday 9th March 2012

OK, so this is my first true story. I’ve kind of been in two minds about whether or not to write about myself because I don’t want to come across as too vain or self-centred but it’s been a bit hectic and I can’t really tell anyone about what happened so I’m offloading to you guys. I guess I should start with Adam. Adam has been one of my dad’s friends for almost ten years. He actually...

Added 13 Mar 2012 | Category Reluctance | Votes 44 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 12,749 | 29 Comments

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HK4167
Posted: 15 Jun 2013 23:29
HK4167
Posted: 15 Jun 2013 22:45
Exams all over and enjoy the sunshine?


HK4167
Posted: 14 Jun 2013 22:40
Cake to celebrate the exams are all over?

Guille
Posted: 14 Jun 2013 14:32
Guille
Posted: 14 Jun 2013 14:31
HK4167
Posted: 09 Jun 2013 20:35
HK4167
Posted: 05 Jun 2013 22:54
Best of the luck to your exams! Studying hard?


Liz
Posted: 05 Jun 2013 14:37
HK4167
Posted: 02 Jun 2013 23:03
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Shaven
Posted: 30 May 2013 11:29


Thanks for the add

SydneySider
Posted: 30 May 2013 06:08
HK4167
Posted: 27 May 2013 15:00
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Posted: 25 May 2013 20:54
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Guille
Posted: 23 May 2013 13:06
Iszofia
Posted: 21 May 2013 09:40
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Posted: 19 May 2013 23:21
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Tashtego
Posted: 09 May 2013 21:49
Thanks for adding me as a friend!

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