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Dark humor Stories

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Pinning down the exact meaning of words can get tricky. ( With light bondage and dark humor. )

Once she was securely bound to the bed, Babydoll asked a question she probably should have put to me a few minutes prior. “You’re not a serial killer, are you, Harry?” “No,” I replied with a chuckle. “Not a serial killer.” “Oh, good, that’s… Wait, why did you answer it that way?” I affected a little twitch, a tiny jerk of my head, that I had never displayed before, as I lightly fingered her exposed pussy. “Define the word...

C.V. Corporation, Ltd. It's With Regret...

Where disciplined workers are happy workers

Re: All Employees It's with regret that management announces that Ms. Yu Putang no longer works here. It was discovered that Ms. Yu took TWO desserts from the cafeteria yet only paid for ONE! Management thanks our ever-vigilant Security Department for discovering this theft. Some may have seen Ms. Yu hanging about our building while waiting to discover what punishment she might receive. After prolonged discussions among o...

Little Shop Of Whores

A young man is seduced by an alien plant into taking over a strip joint/BDSM den.

Eerie Music and Ominous Narration: “In an early year of a decade not too long before our own, humanity suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in a most unlikely place ...” Nudnik’s Flower Shop on Scum Row shared a narrow alley with the business beside it, a low-rent strip joint called Aubrey’s Pleasure Place. The flower shop was not doing w...

Fuck It, Let's Get Waffles!

Two psycho killers stalk some horny coeds on Valentine's Day...

Valentine's Day. My favorite day of the year. I watched as the beams from the headlights broke through the trees and rested behind a large coal car covered in graffiti. Valentine's Day never disappoints. I smiled wide, a grinning lunatic. They made this too easy, they will never see me coming. As I stalked closer to the car I could see the couple. He was a clean cut young man, muscular with close cropped chestnut hair and...

Aurora

holiday wishes and desires are never as simple as they first appear

The frigid, glacial cold slithers in through every pore in her body as she steps naked from the Jacuzzi. Then it slaps her full in the face, a stinging blow that reminds her of a nasty little French godmother that didn’t tolerate sneaking Macarons past bedtime as a child. She welcomed it though, even spread her arms wide to embrace it. Ivalo, Finland and the Northern Lights were a desperate ploy to save a failing marriage...

Black Bottle Blues

A new way to cope

I never really planned on spending my last few hours on this fucked up planet in another pub, an empty .45 colt on the dark cherry wood of the bar, a half drunk bottle of whiskey shining in the dim light, five years sober down the can. The bartender had nearly pissed himself when I sauntered in. All right, it was more like stumbling in. Blame it on the holes leaking shiny red stuff all over the crisp Armani suit I’d stole...