I reviewed my plan one last time. Tonight had to be perfect. It was time to show Randy a Valentine's night he'd never forget. In the mirror, my eyes sparkled, and a mischievous grin was reflected back at me. Randy and I had been dating for three years. Ru...
Miriam Cohen was gobsmacked: mother had arranged a valentine's date for her. Not with a random young man, of course; rather, mama confided, in hushed tones, that David’s mother had confided, in hushed tones, “Doctor potential.” He was intuitive, recognisi...
Being Payday I went to the Mars BarFor a Valentines drink, perhaps a Bud. Instead of staying home, fiercely pounding my pud. Then I spotted her with ass wide as a car As a chubby chaser I loved her girth With a manly nod and smile that was fakeI bought h...
Before you do it, may I say something? Annually, you silently loathe it. I know this. You’ll search for us in an aisle besieged with fifty shades of pink and red that replaced the red and green 75%-off leftovers. You’ll remain mute while making your symbo...
