The Healing of Scrooge
Money was all old Eustace knew about, till a young girl asked intimate questions...
Charming young thing, my niece, what? Aha, I could see you found her fetching. Not that I've had much time for the tender passions myself. So far, anyway. Retired decades ago, but when business has always come first, it's too damned late to change. Been a bit of a Scrooge if you must know. Cynthia's not really my niece of course. Her grandfather and I went through school together. Blighting Towers. Borstal of a place, but...