Dating had always been a difficult thing for me. I was always envious of all those other men, with their great lines and unshakable demeanors. I was not a part of that fraternity. I was always the guy that saw the stunning woman and said nothing, only thinking of the right thing to say hours later. This went on throughout my entire life, and while I’m not repulsive looking or conversationally handicapped, it was the asser...