In our adult humor (“humour” for the British) section, you’ll find funny, sexy, saucy stories, meant to raise a smile.
To merge the libidinous with the laughable is perhaps the most difficult style of erotica to write, yet many lush stories writers rise to the challenge.
Litha, or Midsummer Eve, is the name given to the Wiccan Sabbat. It is the longest day and the shortest night of the year. Light triumphs, but will inevitably begin to fade as Autumn approaches. This is a time of abundance in plants and wildlife, includin...
“Let’s” — pop — “be clear” — smack — “about something,” Hal said, eyes closed. Pop-pop. “We are not fucking,” Hal grunted, as he and Officer Sinclair fucked, doggy-style, filling room 319 of The Sleepy Inn with the sounds of squeaking mattress springs and...
Jane was back in the police station, drawing attention, and not just because she was a stunning, leggy blonde whose outfit showcased her figure. She approached the desk sergeant, who looked like Norm from Cheers, except in uniform, and asked to see the bl...
“Springfield Sentinel,” Holly, the receptionist, said professionally into her headset. “Holly, may I speak to Jane,” Allen said, rather agitatedly. Jane was a twenty-four-year-old, recent journalism school graduate working the cops beat at the Sentinel, h...
After getting caught spying on Ms. Pussy and her cheerleading squad in the showers after practice, Mr. Dick was suspended from Fantasy Memorial High for one week, which meant he could not quarterback the Ragin’ Erections in their big Homecoming rivalry ga...
As Nick approached the Coquina Beach changing cabanas, he saw that Max and Jay were eagerly waiting for him. They both smiled and laughed from the moment that they saw him, clearly eager to collect on the debt that Nick had owed. Jay made an overexaggerat...
Wednesday, June 23rd, 2023. Six, p.m. "Change of plan, Holly. Jennifer is coming home earlier than we thought. She'll be here in fifteen minutes." "Balls! I was really looking forward to our time together." It was no secret to most that David Watts and Ho...
Holly Goodman had only herself to blame for reconciling the romantic relationship between David Watts and Jennifer Hunter. The sister of Holly's boyfriend, Jeffrey, the young Witch had come to seek help in bringing the good-looking Wizard back into her li...
Jimmy lay prone on the crest of the dune, binoculars in one hand and his erection in the other. He kept his eyes focused on the two women on the beach, their mature - to him - bodies glistening in the sunshine. They were here regularly about this time, be...
Ms. Janet Tighty Director of Human Relations Everheart Farm Supply Everheart, ND Dear Ms. Tightly: My name is Anita Boning from the receivables department. You have asked me to explain in writing why I dumped a vase of water in the crotch of Mr. Jason Joh...
London, 2019. "Holly, will you cheer the fuck up!" yelled an exasperated Jeffrey Hunter. "You drive me crazy!" she yelled back in kind. "No, you drive ME crazy!" "No YOU, drive ME crazy!" "You drive me crazy, times a hundred, and no comebacks!" Holly Good...
London, 2023. Holly Goodman had taken a lot of criticism lately about her healthy sex drive. When she wasn't hard at work she was the first one to admit that her thoughts were mostly about sex. If she wasn't making love she would probably be masturbating...
Once upon a time, in a small village nestled in the heart of the forest, there lived a woman named Mary. Mary was a kind-hearted soul who always put others before herself. She was a devoted wife to her husband, John, and a loving mother to their two child...
London, 2018. The accomplished Witch, Holly Goodman, was just like everybody else when it came to remembering her first real kiss. It was with Peter Drummond on the occasion of her sixteenth birthday. She could vividly recall the first time she and Jeffre...
“Oh, woe and thrice woe! Sound the alarm! Hairyballicus is coming,” went up the cry, “he’s defeated our great generals Lickius Mylius Ballus and Gaycoccius Testicio Varrucus at Ars Cuntula by foul means, massacred our brave legionaries, and left a trail o...
