Mom, Me and Our Adventures with Spunk: part 2
When Mom does everything.
"What do you mean you missed?"Mom stared at me with a puzzled frown on her face as I stood there in the bathroom like a dumbstruck lemon trying and failing to explain my first attempt at measuring my spunk."Uh, well," I mumbled as I held up the empty measuring beaker for her to see. "I kind of, what I mean is, I couldn't aim straight. With my uh, thing. When I was, you know, uh, masturbating."Mom blinked and looked at me...