As our friends and professional wedding planners, Mike and Katherine hadn’t missed a detail. From the outside, the village hall looked ordinary. It was booked for our exclusive use because no-one else needed it on a quiet Tuesday afternoon. Inside, however, they’d transformed it into a chapel. There were flowers, ribbons and candles laid out everywhere. My bridesmaids all wore matching sage green dresses as we walked down...

‘And the consultant was meant to give me a quick check-up,’ I babbled to the taxi driver, ‘then I was meant to be discharged at three this afternoon. I waited all day, and I could have been sleeping because I’m exhausted. He turned up five hours late.’ ‘Five hours?’ ‘Just breezed in, jacket on, signed the report, said he would let me go. No apology. I’m catching the sleeper train. You were the only cab with your light on....

Although we were in a five-star hotel, the honeymoon suite was still only set up for a couple, and I was willing to bet it had never hosted a masturbation group before. I immediately spotted the only two chairs. ‘Right, Fiona and I are having these. Sorry, boys, but you’re on the floor.’ I felt I should stop calling them boys as they were now all in their twenties, yet men or lads didn’t feel right either. ‘How’s that fai...

The locker room was crowded with more naked people than I’d ever seen in my life. There was just one student who looked out of place: fully clothed, wearing headphones and holding a microphone in front of Sandie. ‘So for the benefit of our listeners, describe what’s happening here.’ ‘I’m part of the student union committee and we’ve organised this clothing-optional protest against the closure. We’re asking for a minimum o...

Our original idea had been to go wild swimming in Loch Morlich at the height of summer when there was no university. We quickly realised the place was expensive and overrun by tourists, so we opted instead for the lesser-known Loch Forstie. Around the same time, after Dawn inevitably split up with him, we brought Ritchie on board. He had a prior commitment over the summer, pushing our plans to the tail end of the tourist...

Our first threesome had been so enjoyable that we repeated it the following three Saturdays. We experimented with different ideas, always ending up with me swallowing Aidan’s fluids via Matt’s vagina, or – as he liked to call it – his dock. We made a point of visiting the pool first, as none of us would feel like going afterwards. Surprisingly, this was Aidan’s suggestion. He told us it was to build up his strength for ou...

We wasted no time in taking each other’s clothes off before I led my boyfriend and my swimming buddy to the bedroom. I was more than ready to help out with whatever they wanted to do together. Now I was holding Aidan’s penis in one hand, checking the condom was rolled right down to the base. He was on top of Matt, whose vagina I was holding open with the other hand. Just as I was preparing to guide Aidan inside, I hesitat...

I hadn’t seen Aidan all week. He was becoming so popular on the comedy circuit that he had three separate paid gigs on top of his usual work. Meanwhile, I was busy catching up with overdue coursework. On Saturday, we agreed to meet up and do something relaxing together, but I had just enough time for a quick swim first. I limited myself to thirty minutes. As I was climbing out of the pool, a couple of friends from the swi...

A few days after I introduced Aidan to Matt, I was still embarrassed about a little faux pas. Whenever I was naked with Matt in the changing room and nobody else was around, I would lean in and joke, ‘Nice penis,’ in a theatrical whisper. He would roll back his foreskin to reveal his small purple head and say, ‘Thanks, I grew it myself.’ Then I absentmindedly said it while we were drying off with Matt. The moment it was o...

For someone who hated gym class in school, I’d developed a surprising affinity for swimming during my first year at university. Entering my second year after the summer break, I stopped by the campus pool, eager to step back into the water. My return coincided with the end of a major overhaul of the locker rooms. I only had to follow the smell of fresh paint and traces of sawdust. As anticipated, it was much larger. Brand...

With university finally at an end, Jack had arranged a special masturbation session for the group. For one evening only, we would have exclusive use of the gym where he worked. As soon as we were inside, he locked the doors behind us. ‘This is the reception desk, staff room there.’ He led us around a corner. ‘Weight machines, a few treadmills. I’ve set up all the adjustable benches and there’s a load of towels at the back...

Over the years, the members of our masturbation group had interacted sexually in all sorts of combinations. One-on-one sex happened every time we met, threesomes were relatively common, and everyone had watched everyone else masturbate and have sex. But some members had never been together before. Apparently, on a whim, Tiff suggested to Samantha that she and Thomas should try having sex. It was a suggestion she immediate...

When Thomas found out I’d been having sex with my brother, he didn’t want anything to do with our masturbation group. Steven had also reluctantly stayed away because Thomas had made him choose between him or us. At Fiona’s suggestion, it was time to pay the boys a surprise visit and find out whether we could make amends. The rest of the group were enthusiastic and wanted to come along, although Tiff had to work. Normally...

Ryan and I were waiting for our older sister. She was working in the area and had invited herself to stay with us overnight, telling us she’d arrive by 6 pm. By 9:30 pm, she still hadn’t shown up and wasn’t answering her phone. I didn’t bother leaving a voicemail. I felt the ten missed calls already sent out a clear enough message. I accidentally let out a grunt of frustration. ‘No luck with Rachel?’ asked Fiona. ‘Nope,’...

In our new flat, it was difficult to find the optimal arrangement of beds in our shared bedroom. We settled upon a single and a double bed next to each other, with a narrow passageway between them. I would sleep in the single and Fiona liked the far side of the double, so my brother would be between us. Although we would interact with each other sexually, there were times we would simply watch each other masturbate. Ryan...