Butterball Hotline
When cooking gets sexy....
Caller: “Hello?” 119 Operator: “Hello! Happy holidays and thank you for choosing Butterball Turkey! What’s your emergency?” Caller: “Why would you think there’s an emergency?” Operator: “It’s Christmas Eve, sir. Why else would you be calling a turkey company?” Caller: “Well, you’re so right, young lady! And I certainly hope you can help me…this is an absolute nightmare.” Operator: “Oh no! What can I do for...