Grandma's pregnant. Yup. Grandma's pregnant. Been verified, three different tests. There's no doubt. Well, you say congratulations. She must be pretty young. Uh, nope. Fifty-seven. That baby factory was supposed to have shut down years ago. Oh. Well, I bet Granddad is happy. Not really. He had nothing to do with it. See, he had this problem called BPH some years ago. The MDs did this procedure called "green laser," where...

We were sorry to see Fred and Mary-Beth leave the neighborhood but something had to happen. Fred had been slipping lately. Forgetting to put on clothes when he left the house. Forgetting which was his house. And when Angela found him standing naked in our kitchen looking through the refrigerator, she called the cops. We all agreed there was no sense in making a federal case out of it if Mary-Beth would move him somewhere...