A Fair Exchange
An ailing old man trades his wealth for a predatory nurse
"You won't feel a thing,"Said the nurse,Smiling at me.Then, I was cursed.Groggy from deep slumber,I awakened.Unlike in my dream,There was no bacon.She patted me on the shoulder,"Are you OK?""I feel perfect," I replied,Much to her dismay."I think you need looking after," she said,"You seem quite poorly to me."In my moment of madness, I took her home.We became the missus and me.She rode me like a Sybian horse,Slipping and s...