It was January or February of 1980. I can’t recall the exact date, but I clearly remember the event. A band called “The Fools” had released a Weird Al-like parody song of “Psycho Killer” called “Psycho Chicken.” At least around us, the song caught on like a brush fire and the band was coming to a campus bar near Kelly. I was planning on spending the weekend with her anyway, so it was a plan!
The venue had a typical campus bar downstairs, a drink and puke kind of a joint. Upstairs they had recently added a live music venue. The place was pretty weird. They were going for a cavern or grotto kind of a look with B-movie special effects fake rock walls curving overhead. The place was also quite dark with dim lighting and no windows. At least they didn’t have moisture dripping from the ceiling!
The place was packed and everyone was anticipating the band. Kelly had worn her standard college uniform of ragged and patched ultra-low-rise bell-bottom jeans (back then we called them hairline pants) and a flannel shirt. Shortly before the band was to start she made a trip to the restroom. There, she unbuttoned her shirt and tied it in a tight knot up high, just below her tits. No bra, of course, but she was wearing hip-hugger panties.
Depending on how she moved you could get a pretty good eyeful of her big 32F jugs. Kelly’s low-rise jeans had been out of style for years but she despised high-waisted pants. With a short torso, nothing could look worse. Nonetheless, showing bare skin from her hips to her tits in Wisconsin in the middle of winter… Yeah, Kelly was popular that night.
Of course, the hair never hurt either. Kelly and I were both twenty. Her last haircut had been fifteen years prior. Her dishwater blonde hair was parted down the middle, board-straight, and hung to the backs of her knees. And it was thick and it was heavy. She had crazy long legs for only being five-foot-two, but that also explained the short torso. A little bubble butt kept her jeans tight. An always-present smile and twinkling blue eyes completed her picture.
The place was pretty sparse. The band was set up on one end of the long room, a couple of beer bars toward the back, a large open area that could serve as a dancefloor when not packed cheek to cheek with students. We were packed into the crowd maybe fifteen feet away from the band. We’d sucked down enough beer that Kelly was feeling friendly and I was feeling stupid.
Life had to be tough for one-hit-wonder bands. How do you fill a show? For these guys, they started with ‘The Song’, played their other stuff no one had ever heard, played some covers and ended with ‘The Song.’ I guess you couldn’t have expected much more?
The crowd got amped up during their first play of the song. During the “Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa” part of the original song, “Psycho Chicken” substituted “Buck-Buck-Buck-Buck-Buck…” sung in a chicken voice. The whole crowd was screaming like chickens. Say what you will. I thought it was funny as shit. Still do!
Everyone was bopping away in place along with everyone else. Kelly was directly in front of me. I usually had my hand on her hips. Once in awhile, I’d pull a finger inside of her waistband and tickle the top of her ass crack. At one point I had hugged her tightly from behind. I slipped one hand down the front of her jeans and played in her thick curly black bush until I hit a wet spot. I pulled out. Sometimes it was great to just be a tease.
Probably two-thirds of the way through their show Kelly had to pee. She did her best to weave through the crowd. I probably should have also mentioned that this crowd was about three-fourths men. Most women don’t care for stupid songs. It’s very much a guy-thing, kind of like the Three Stooges.
It was pretty much normal bar travel for a woman in those days. Guys would grab, pinch, fondle whatever they wanted as she passed. Women could throw a fit and make a huge scene or just go with it, which is what Kelly usually did. And mostly because she actually enjoyed the physical attention. She also found that if it was met with a pretty smile most guys would behave as best they could and it was just fun for both of them.
On her trip to the restroom, two different guys slipped their hands inside her shirt and rolled her nipples. Kelly’s nipples loved the attention! They would go from nice darker-pink lumps to bright red peanut M&M-sized rock-hard nipples. Several times in her life Kelly has reached orgasm simply by having her nipples sucked and tweaked.
What is an ass-grab versus brushing in a tight crowd? Hard call and Kelly wouldn’t be bothered with the distinction. Now the fellow who tried to slip his hand down the front of her jeans, that was an easy call. She pulled his hand away and told him the truth: “Sorry, I have to pee!” Off she went and did just that. With the weird crowd for once, she didn’t have to stand in line for the ladies' room at a concert.
That meant she was working her way back through the same crowd just a few minutes later. One guy got her by the waist: “Did you pee?”
He caught Kelly off-guard for a beat until she realized it was the same guy again. “Sure did.”
He hugged her from behind while he slipped one hand inside her tied-up shirt and cupped a breast as the other slid down her tight jeans. He struggled to get through her bush and could only reach her clit. The guy smelled nice, looked nice, felt nice, was making her feel nice, so Kelly unzipped her very short zipper. In a flash, he had his middle finger inside her vagina feeling around for her G-spot.
Kelly leaned back into his chest. She held onto the arm that was playing with her tit to stabilize herself. He’d found her G-spot and was quickly and forcefully rubbing it. Kelly turned into his shoulder and moaned, “Oh, fuck,” as she came. He pulled his hand from her jeans and used his wet finger to roll her other nipple. Kelly was enjoying his every touch. And her pussy was running like a faucet.
For a minute, Kelly was thinking about where she could go to fuck the guy but then he seemed like he was back into the band and since he got her off, he was ready to move on. Kelly wormed her way through the crowd to find me while getting more ass grabs than she could count in the process.
Kelly was again in front of me. I had my arms wrapped around her and both hands inside her shirt playing with her tits. I was loaded enough to be oblivious and was just doing what we do! There was a dude next to us that got tuned in and wouldn’t take his eyes off of Kelly’s chest. I’m guessing he was hoping to catch a tit flash instead of just watching my hand wiggle around underneath some flannel.
Kelly noticed him watching and they both ended up looking at each other. She was totally playing it up and would bite her lip, roll her eyes, fake a moan, you name it, as I played with her jugs. The guy was basically begging as he stared at her. Kelly shagged me out of her shirt and pulled one side toward her shoulder exposing an entire boob. He reached up and Kelly put her hand over his and encouraged him to play around with her.
As he was playing with her tit I slipped a hand to the front of her jeans and found that they were unzipped. I slipped a finger into her vagina. Being very tall I have a great ‘satellite’ view of things. I could see that Kelly was rubbing his boner through his jeans. As I was fingering Kelly, the dude was getting the benefit. Her pussy was worked up and his cock was in her hand. She was really stroking him.
He leaned down and said something into her ear. Kelly’s arm moved even faster. His head was leaning onto hers. I even heard a noise. Kelly thrust her hips hard on my hand and I could tell she came. Kelly pulled my hand out of her jeans. The dude stood up straight. Kelly put her tit away and the guy slipped out of the crowd. Kelly turned and pulled my ear to her mouth. “I made him cum!” I loved the excitement in her voice.
Moments later we were all buck, buck, buck, bucking away like fools. Soon the concert was over and the overwhelming majority of the crowd made their way out of the room. The bar put on some music and some of us with female accompaniment started dancing. Soon there was a wolf pack moving around looking for strays. Kelly was fine hanging out with me and we downed a couple of more beers.
Before long she had to pee again. When she returned she had another girl with her. She introduced herself as Janet. Janet was the same overall size as Kelly (short, slim). Janet was wearing a tight T-shirt without a bra and had a nice pair of firm little B-cup tits. Her nipples would stiffen for a moment and then relax back down just as quickly.
The conversation between Janet and Kelly was going on a story below my six-foot-four frame. What I could pick up was that Janet was very complimentary of Kelly, especially her hair. But I think it also included her eyes, her smile, her dancing. After some time it made its way to her boobs. Kelly gave Janet her standard crack that she needed the long hair to balance the big boobs or she’d fall over. Kelly reached out and bobbled Janet’s tits and suggested she had nothing to worry about as hers were the perfect size and shape.
Again, I wasn’t catching everything said, but it was slowly dawning on my foggy mind that Janet was putting a serious make on my girlfriend. That suddenly made things very interesting. We all danced some more and then the girls needed another pee break. I bought another pitcher of beer.
I was lit and not tuned into time but it seemed like it took about half a pitcher before they returned. Kelly filled me in the next day: Yeah, Janet really had the hots for her. Janet pulled Kelly into a stall with her. Janet peed first. As Kelly was peeing Janet left her jeans down and started playing with her pussy. She was slowly fingering her clit and pulling her lips open.
Janet had a full bush, just like Kelly but hers was a lighter brown and less dense where Kelly’s was thick and black. Kelly took the bait. As Janet played with her clit Kelly slipped her middle finger inside her vagina. Janet sped up, Kelly sped up, a couple of minutes later and Janet came. Kelly finished her business and stood up. Janet almost lunged in for a kiss. The two of them were in an open mouth tongue hockey game for a long time.
As they were still kissing Janet returned the favor and jacked Kelly’s clit to orgasm. Janet started to talk about going to her apartment. Kelly had her gaydar on and was starting to back up the bus. Janet sensed the winds and said she was inviting both of us. “I like anyone who is sexy. I think you just ooze sex. But I think your boyfriend is pretty sexy too. Maybe we could all play around together?”
Well, that was music to Kelly’s ears. College had opened her mind enough to know that she was certainly not a lesbian. Yet Kelly couldn’t deny that she had no problem having sex with another woman. She just really, really loved cock.
Needless to say, I was caught off guard when they returned and Janet was all over me. She was on her tip-toes nibbling on my neck and was telling me how she thought Kelly and I were both so sexy. Kelly kind of blocked the view in the darkness as we were standing at a bar rail along the edge of the room. Janet was stroking my cock. Then she unzipped my jeans and wiggled her little hand in and grabbed my cock. “You’re shaved? Damn!” she moaned.
I was looking at Kelly with wide ‘What the fuck?’ eyes. Kelly just smiled at me. Eventually, she leaned to my ear and said. “Just go with it. You get to fuck a new pussy tonight.”
Janet pulled her hand out and showed Kelly the pre-cum that I’d dripped into her palm. “I think he wants to fuck me.” They both giggled their asses off and then started to head for the door.