Fap, fap, fap In the shower stall Fap, fap, fap Leaning on the wall ~~ Fap, fap, fap There was no one home Fap, fap, fap Horny but alone ~~ Fap, fap, fap The water was warm Fap, fap, fap It’ll do no harm ~~ Fap, fap, fap I’m getting close Fap, fap, fap What I need most ~~ Shoot, shoot, shoot On the wall and curtain Shoot, shoot, shoot What’s it hurtin? ~~ Shoot, shoot, shoot Pleasure deep within Shoot, shoot, shoot Tingli...

“Damn, Terry.” Megan gasped, “It looks swollen. Have you been jacking off all day?” “No.” I answered, watching my sister gently touch my limp penis, “I’ve been hard since last night when I blew all over you.” “I told you, it’s okay to masturbate. Fuck, haven’t you seen those E.D. commercials about an erection that won’t go away? You know they stick a needle in your dick to get it to deflate?” “Ain’t nobody sticking a need...

“Have you masturbated?” Megan asked. “What?” I answered incredulously. With a cheeky furrowed expression, my sister shook her head and asked, “Have you masturbated? You know, stroked? Jacked off?” “I knew what you meant, Sis,” I hissed, closing her bedroom door. “Keep it down. Mom is home now.” “Sorry,” she whispered with a grin, “Well?” “Why the hell are you asking me that?” I grumbled, “That’s too personal.” “So you hav...

I’ve fucked women And I’ve fucked men More than once Even more than ten ~~ I’ve had pussy on my face And balls on my chin Swallowed some cum And pumped some in ~~ I’ve had my share Of sex in this life Before and after I’d taken a wife ~~ I’ve fucked in the house And out of doors In many a bed And on many a floor ~~ I’ve come in pussies I’ve come in asses I’ve come so much In lads and lasses ~~ I’ve been with a girl And la...

“Of course I’m hard,” I argued, drying my hair with the towel she handed me. “You walk in while I’m taking a shower and you’re naked.” “I’m your sister,” Megan countered. “That makes you a sicko.” “I am sixteen years old,” I argued, “And you are a fucking tease.” “I know how old you are,” she laughed, “And I just need a shower. Just because you can’t control your dick doesn’t make me a tease?” “Control my dick?” I spat, t...

When I talked to you last, Tena had asked me to do some remodeling work in her upstairs room over the year. I'm not going to lie. It has been a hot summer for doing that kind of work. It's hot in Mississippi anyway but twenty-twenty-three has been a mother fucker. Above one hundred degrees for nearly thirty days and zero rain. It's been a mother fucker. Tena hasn't cooled things either. You remember Tena don't you? I told...

“I have a secret,” I whispered When I sat on his knee His arm at my waist To steady me ~~~~ “A secret, you say?” He asked when I squirmed I felt him stiffen When I squeezed his long worm ~~~~ A shift in his seat While I stroked his hard meat Blinking my eyes At my rotund man My thigh hid my hand ~~~~ Tugging his dick A pout to flirt Passers-by didn’t notice His hand under my skirt ~~~~ A gleam in his eye When my secret, h...

A green sexy being from Venus Abducted me to study my penis Upon suggestion to please her She had no objection When I offered to eat her ~~ Her green pussy so sweet Erecting my meat When she saw my mast Slide up inside her She squealed, “Hard And fast.” ~~ We fucked for years In her ass mouth and ears I wore out each hole With my thick, swollen pole ~~ Her research complete She thought it so neat To test more my hose She...

Some people are blessed You can see at a glance At a Guinness World Records gathering They met just by chance ~~ At twenty years old Barely two feet tall The worlds shortest woman Stood by the wall ~~ She wanted to try What lurked in the loo He was thrice her height From her point of view ~~ It gave her a fright The way it stood out Like a big jutting rock For he was the man With the worlds longest cock ~~ Twenty inches L...

Late for work, I couldn’t get started. Sat for a shit But only farted. ~~ Half hour late But I punch no clock. I looked at my feet, Saw only one sock. ~~ Could have sworn I put them both on. What the fuck, There’s one on my dong.

I stopped for a beer The night was so hot A cowboy bar called Smokey’s Drank my beer then a shot. ~~~~ I was about to leave When she sat down Cool as a breeze She wore her hair down. ~~~~ How’s it going I asked and she smirked My eyes fell to Her short denim skirt. ~~~~ Tight and ragged White strings hung From her hem Cut and jagged. ~~~~ Red panties flashed when Her knees slightly parted Buy me a beer she said Let’s get...

The warmth of her hand wrapped around my half-hard shaft. The aroma of her hair and perfumed skin as I kiss her neck. The smooth silkiness of her gown, thin and sheer as her body presses to mine. The urgency of her nipple, erect yet soft. The weight of her supple breast weighs on my chest. The cool of the fan, whirring overhead. The soft heat of her skin as my hands explore. The surprise when I found there, no underwear....

Horny all day since he saw her. Tori was his daughter’s best friend. Only eighteen years old but hotter than fuck. How was he to know she was in there? How could he know she would be naked? It took only a few seconds to realize that she was masturbating. He froze in his tracks, unable to look away. Her tight young ass was firm and white contrasting with her tanned legs and back as she leaned away over the vanity. He watch...

Terry blinked the sleep from his eyes, checking his clock. He had gotten four hours of sleep since Kristi made it home from work. His next thought was a frightful one. Carefully, he turned to see that his lovely wife was still sleeping. Not surprised, but he did need to be sure. Crystal woke him naked after all. Suddenly, this all seemed to be getting out of hand. Having been in some very tense situations in life, Terry h...

Side to side I slowly swung Gently hanging in the cool morning sun With a creak of the oak And the sting of my throat. The lasso strained Under the weight of my frame Far in the distance as my eyes dimmed Eight cowboys galloped away like the wind. There was no reason That they hung me there The color of my skin Was what they feared. They took my knife And dropped it down With my arrows and bow Just on the ground. But a wa...