Another Fucking Christmas Party
Be careful what you ask for...
Every year we have an office Christmas party, and every year a ton of people get drunk and hook up while I go home alone. Correction, I clean up the mess and then go home alone. So, when it came time to plan this year’s party, I tried to beg off. But since no one else would do it, my boss begged and pleaded. “Sarah, I’ll give you an extra day off if you will please just plan this fucking party for me,” Matt whined. Hmm, a...