Santa's Running Late
Santa's got more than one sack he wants to empty on Christmas Eve
I heard a noise on Christmas Eve, and wondered at the cause. I opened-up my bedroom door, but then I had to pause. My sister creeping silently, silently along. I followed her discreetly, knowing it was wrong. I followed close behind her, in case she needed help. But what I saw below me, made me want to yelp. Santa Claus was in our hall, drinking from our brandy. To make it worse – it made me curse - he was eating all our...