Now in the salad bowl of existence that is our multi-cultural, multi-racial, pantheist, pan-sexual world sometimes, it might appear that what divides us is greater than the sum of our shared humanity. So it is more important than ever that we can celebrate and, dare I say it, worship those most divine of creatures that transcend our petty divisions with the universality of their adorable essence. I am, of course, talking...

I love shopping, I really love it when it's for something appropriate for our local upcoming Pride Day festival! It’s only the fifth one and each has gotten wilder than the last. Well, except for last year’s, which was canceled like so many 2020 events. So on this lovely Saturday, I found myself downtown trying to hunt down something that would work well for me. I tried to convince my Mistress we should go shopping togeth...

I have sat on that uncomfortable bench seat for years, listening to people droning on and on about their sins. It uses to be somewhat entertaining, living an almost vicarious life through my parishioners' sins, but that paled rather quickly. I doled out appropriate penance for those sins, both real ones and other sins that I know were strictly imaginary. For example Mrs. — let's call her ‘Jones’, doesn't like her husband...

I am not a biker chick! First off, my breasts do not sag! Okay, bad joke. I know, but it’s been my go-to line when some idiot makes a crack about me and my Harlie! Yes, I spell it with an ‘ie’, get over it. This time of year, I love riding my Sportster XLH833. No, it’s not freaking pink! Sure, I gave it a girlie name, but I am not riding a pink Sportster! The hills, the sun, the wind, and the winding roads just scream ‘fr...

Jasmine and Doug lay there, sated for the moment. Jasmine thought about Doug and all their communication before this meeting. They’d gone over several fantasies of his, planning several. There was one she was thinking about; she wasn’t sure he would go for it but thought there was a pretty good possibility. She turned on her stomach and put one arm across Doug as she lifted her head, looking at him closely. “Doug, what do...

Nearly two weeks after Zack and Ellen moved into their new apartment there came a knock at the door. It was a bit of a surprise, since their place was at the end of a two-story building and offered a nearly private entrance for them and the one other apartment on the end. “El, can you get that?” Zack called from the second bedroom. He was attempting to assemble a TV stand and desk in what was going to be an office for him...

I am so freaking embarrassed!  Everytime I think about it, I get all red in the face.  It might not be a big deal to you, but I am freaking fifty and my mother just casually mentioned how, when I was a teen, she and my dad could hear me masturbating!  OMG! However, if you think that's bad, it gets worse.  How would you feel if your Mom told you they found it inspiring and would have sex while listening to me!  OMFG! One f...

I had to admit this, even to myself, but I am her dirty little secret. There I said it, “I am a dirty little secret!” I think I should be ashamed, and maybe I am — at least when I am not looking at her dozing on my bed. She is Constance and she lives right across the street from me. She lives there with her two daughters and her husband of something just shy of twenty years. This wasn’t something I planned. It just sort o...

He sat in the car for nearly thirty minutes, bored out of his mind while his wife was in the hair salon. Sitting right in front of him was an adult boutique, so he figured he could kill some time while waiting. His wife might be annoyed, but she should have warned him they were stopping by the salon. Who knew how long she was going to be in there? He stepped in and was honestly surprised by how nice it was. It had large w...

How in the world do I get myself in these situations? I guess I really can’t say ‘these’ situations because this certainly isn’t something that happened to me before, let alone often. I do have to wonder if it's ever happened to anyone before!  I can honestly say I made some choices that … didn’t work out the way I had thought they would. It started out simple enough, I met a girl! Although, since then she has told me to...

I wholeheartedly admit to not always being the smartest tool in the shed.  No, Mama didn’t drop me on my head as a baby, although she’s slapped it quite a few times as I was growing up.  Even nowadays she’d whack me on across the noggin if she thinks I did something stupid.  The last time I was home we were playing Uno and I dropped a Wild-Draw-Four on her and she whacked me across the back of the head.  It happens so oft...

I didn’t recognize the look on Mandy’s face as she touched me. I should have been feeling something, maybe screaming at her. What the hell was she doing in my shower, why had she dropped her bathing suit? What the hell was I feeling? Mandy helped me up, it was weird standing there naked with her, but I felt partially numb, maybe from that incredible orgasm. I tried not to look at her, but I could barely meet her eyes. She...

The conference was dull but got better when he put his hand on my leg, rubbing my stocking-clad thigh, I didn't protest because I was enjoying it, but I gave him no sign! He slowly worked his hand tentatively up my skirt, and it was all I could do to not smile. He's going to remember every second once he feels what's waiting for him. The question is will he like what he finds? I feel myself getting firm at the thought. I...

I turned away from the window quickly, but my face grew hot as I thought about what Mandy was doing. There was a fascination in it as well, so open, so sexy. I should have turned immediately before she caught me looking. I felt mortified, but there were other feelings as well. I retreated, and I was also slightly ashamed knowing I was retreating. I went into my bath and turned on the shower, trying to think. I slowly stri...

"Click!"  It amazed him how such a simple sound could have so many meanings.  He thought she had the volume of her phone up so each click of the camera sounded so incredibly loud. "Click!"  The noise of the door closing as her friend Peggy came in, naked and carrying a strap-on. "Click!" The sound of the top of the lube bottle when she dropped it on the floor while stroking her own toy. "CLICK!"  Went the lock on the chas...