Ma’am was waiting for a phone call when she called Pet to her office. “I need to keep myself occupied while I wait for this callback, come sit next to me.” Pet felt confused but did what she was told. She smoothed her skirt under her and sat next to Ma’am...
Hunter and the lush mermaid were tangled together in a passionate embrace. The mermaid had her slender left arm draped over his shoulder. Her hand was tightly gripping his muscular upper back. To Abigail's surprise, the creature's other hand was wrapped a...
Abigail and Jacob stood at the top of the crest, which overlooked the tree in the clearing. Abigail hurriedly smoothed her ruffled skirt, matted with the late evening dew and the leaves from the hill. Her hands deftly pulled the material out of the folds...
George was from a very protective family. In his family, there were a few rules, like no TV and no phone calls during dinner. Those were moments for sharing about the day, at school for him and his siblings, and at work for his parents. Another rule was t...
I think we can all heave a huge and much-needed sigh of relief at the knowledge that we've all nearly reached the end and there isn't much more of this shit. So, splash yourself out a glass of pink poison, give it a little swirl in the glass so it refract...
Dear Cum Lush,My really hot wife recently fell down the stairs and the police couldn’t prove it wasn’t an accident, so that’s good. Anyway, she bonked her head and now she thinks she’s sixteen.The sex has been fantastic, although I think her mind is still...
Dear BumGirl,'Hirsute trucker'!!! It was a pizza delivery moped as you well know, and I really object to you describing me as 'hirsute'. Certainly, you and your assorted collective of 'hen do' harlots and horny housewives didn't seem to object to the natu...
Now in the salad bowl of existence that is our multi-cultural, multi-racial, pantheist, pan-sexual world sometimes, it might appear that what divides us is greater than the sum of our shared humanity. So it is more important than ever that we can celebrat...
It was August of 1995. Kelly and I were thirty-five. Something that I’ve not shared previously is that Kelly is a big fan of the Mouse House and in particular, their princess animated films. And while she loves the films, Kelly, being Kelly, also enjoyed...
Today, Henry finally answered a great question that has preoccupied his mind ever since he took to the high seas as a young sailor-turn-pirate: exactly how do you have sex with a mermaid? Once he had captured her in an unbelievable stroke of luck, he exci...
Although all his friends laughed at him Blake knew that mermaids are real. It was a strange thing for a cowboy to talk about, since he lived and worked, well, inland, away from the ocean. However, after every cattle drive instead of hitting up a cathouse...
So there I was, kayaking through the beautiful waters of New Zealand, when lo-and-behold I got myself lost. I was searching for a series of caves I'd read about that were allegedly filled with bioluminescent glow worms. Photos made it seem like a scene in...
The rock shelf I was lying on was warm against my naked back as I relished the warmth of the sun and my solitude. My hand idly toyed with my cock, slowly edging myself towards a long-delayed climax. I heard the splash of water, and looking up saw a visio...
He had been sitting in that little cove for far too long and the heat was starting to get to his head. He shouldn’t have been this close to shore in the first place but he was hoping to see his friend again, if only just to say hello. He brushed his dryi...
The rules were: don’t go near the shore because humans were inquisitive to a point that was almost barbaric. If they caught you, it wasn’t so much a catch and release program as it was a catch and “hold indefinitely until your eventual stress-death from a...
