The Big Booty Struggle
Women with plump lower masses can relate
No matter how much she hopped, skipped and wriggled, her booty shook, jiggled and dimpled. “Every goddamn time,” she complained. “Half of the female population would kill to have all that,” I replied. “They’d never understand the struggle of this half.” She squirmed, shimmied and jumped, but her jeans wouldn’t climb over her rump. “Fucking hate this.” She stood in defeat, her jeans further creasing her backside’s undersid...