The Thrusts And Grinds Of The Incomparable Cheek-Clapper
Some urban legends are more pleasant than others“Clap these cheeks. Clap these cheeks. Clap these cheeks.” The dark-skinned, ponytailed beauty stared into her bathroom mirror and shook her head in an “I knew this bullshit wouldn’t work” motion. It probably served her right for buying into nonsensical u...