"Yes?" she said, "And what do you want?" "You!" he said. "Oh, yeah? What for? Do I know you?" "You will!" he said "Why would I want to know you?" she said "Because I fuckin' said so!" "That's not an answer. Just tell me who you are, where you're from, and...
First a bit of history Hi, I'm Rob, and I'm going to tell you a little about my wife Lisa, and her best friend Laura. They've been best friends since almost back to the womb, and are still just as close today as they've ever been. When the time came to go...
Last weekend Lisa and I had plans for a quiet weekend away from our home, at our cabin some miles out of town in the woods, but little did she know that I'd been talking to our friend Heather. Heather and Tom are two of our closest friends, and she and I...
Remember I told you about my weekend with Rashid? Well, it seems Nigel had a good night out as well at the start of the weekend, so we met up for a drink last night so we could compare notes. It was about eight o'clock when the door bell rang and I saunte...
We met at first as strangers lost upon the restless seaI looked across at you to find you looking back at me I think we must have spotted something in each other thena longing shared by both of us, an emptiness, a yen to see if we could find out more and...
The sight of a huge morning glory they say can brighten up even the darkest of days as well as the petals shaped just like a heart the trumpet shaped flower's another main part Some form a vine that can twine for support while others stand proud, like a...
I had been visiting the nursing home ever since Dad was moved into it from his marital home, and it's been tragic watching a strong and vibrant personality, with a terrific sense of humour, slowly fade away in front of my eyes. In a twisted sort of a way,...
Today's Saturday, an' I've still got the rest of the weekend ahead of me to take it all in. Take what in? Well, if you listen to the rest of it, you'll learn summat, same as I did, that's what! Last night, me and me mate Phil went out on the pull. First o...
So there we were, me and my mate Nigel, out on the town for a pull and a piss up. Well what else is there to do on a wet weekend in London? We started off at our local, the Crab and Cockspur, which claimed to sell the best beers in the South East, but to...
Dear Diary, Well, where do I start? I'm sitting here in bed, it's quarter past eight on Saturday morning, Gloria is still buzzing from last night, and there's a huge man in my bed! Not bad for my first week in this new flat, and after only five days in my...
"Well, what do you think? Better or worse?" She looked up and grinned at him. "Better, definitely better. I like the fact that it's got some bounce in it. The last one acted like a damper and just made it so much more difficult to get a rhythm going." "Uh...
Her skirt was so impossibly tight he found himself fantasizing about what colour and style of lacy knickers she might be wearing beneath it (if any) as she turned to one side and bent forward. He also noted how her full but pert tits seemed to float in a...
The day it dawns clear, let's go hunting deer In the forest you say to yourself Your horn you will hoot, your arrows you'll shoot And the walk will be good for your health So you get out of bed and start scratching your head Even though you are barely awa...
You know sometimes you see or hear something that gives you a private smile? Well, occasionally I hear or see the phrase ‘3G’, and when I do it reminds me of an incident that took place a long time ago, and some distance away from where I now live. So rea...
