It was December of 1991 and time for my company’s annual Christmas Party. Previous parties had been held at a hotel but the recession had beat our company up pretty bad, so the boss decided to have it in our office. In years past we’d have a DJ playing music, and an open bar, and then when the ‘official’ party ended, folks would go to the hotel lounge and keep it going until bar time downstairs and even later in the hotel rooms upstairs.
The party was held in our large conference room. Excellent finger food was catered in and a DIY bar was set up in an adjacent spare office. Holiday music played over the intercom. They did a nice job and all, but the atmosphere just wasn’t the same. Folks were bored.
As he did every year, the boss would be there for dinner, have a couple of drinks, make the rounds, kiss the good-looking women on the cheeks as he went in for a hug, wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and then be the first to leave. Which then allowed us kids to play and, indeed, a couple of our parties were epic.
Our parties had evolved into fairly sexy affairs. The female employees dressed to the nines. Which made sense as the boss tended to hire them younger and cuter. And lower paid, but that’s another subject. The female spouses, many of whom were also younger and cuter, had taken their lead from the employees. Over a few short years, dresses got shorter and tighter, necklines got lower, heels got taller, and slacks and sweaters disappeared. You get the picture.
My boss was a flirt. Everyone knew that. Some handled it better than others. I believe no one is more qualified to handle a flirt than another flirt. My boss was clearly intrigued by Kelly and she loved to play him good for those few short hours once a year.
Kelly made a trip to the hairdresser to get a fresh bright blonde dye job before the party. Her hair was in big loopy waves and BIG! In prior years she’d had her tits displayed like a boobie buffet. That year she went the other direction and wore a backless, very short, little black dress with a square neckline. Because Kelly has such a short torso, the dip of the open back dropped to just a couple of inches above her butt crack. I absolutely loved the dress as I have always believed that Kelly has an incredibly sexy back.
There was no possible place to hide a bra, and the size of Kelly’s jugs (32F) meant none of those little stick-on pretend-bras were even an option. Not that Kelly minded in the least. The dress itself had some beads and sequins sewn on and was not a lightweight garment by any means. I was surprised when I picked it up and found out that it weighed a few pounds.
Kelly had wanted to wear black stockings and a lacy black garter belt she bought from Frederick’s. But when she tried it all on, the garter belt was fully exposed by the open back, which was an amazing sight itself, but called for a change of plans. Instead, she ordered a pair of black stay-up stockings and skipped the garter belt and thong altogether. She completed her look with a pair of black sky-high strappy stilettos that made her long legs look absolutely delicious.
My boss ensured he got a full body, soft titty smashing, hug from Kelly upon our arrival. He held her hand in the air as she stepped back and did a slow spin for him showing off her dress. He pulled her back in for another hug and whispered to her, “My God, that is a beautiful backside.” Kelly knew him well enough to know that wasn’t really a comment about her dress. Where the bottom of the back cutout ended really emphasized her little bubble butt.
I can’t believe I’m actually going to tell you what I wore. Here goes…
First, the back story: John, one of my co-workers, was a short, stocky man who loved to dress up as Santa. At first, he did it for his own kids, then later, for his nieces and nephews, and then he started making visits to the local hospital. He had the whole authentic garb and looked very convincing.
Anyway, he told our boss he wanted to come as Santa and pass out the annual gifts. He also convinced the boss that he needed an elf assistant. One of our cute young secretaries would have been an obvious choice. But, no, John was into theatrics and figured that my six-foot-four ass dressed as an elf would be hilarious next to his five-foot-not-much-more Santa. The boss agreed.
John ordered me the get-up. A green tunic, red tights, stupid hat, fake ears, and pointy shoes. At the assigned time, John and I met in his office. Kelly came along to help us (John was divorced). As I said, John looked authentic as shit. Kelly had tears in her eyes from laughing at the sight of me.
The first crisis was that my boxers looked stupid under the red tights. Kelly yanked down the tights, pointed at my boxers, and said “Lose ‘em.” So, I wore a pair of tights, semi-see-through, with no underwear. The tunic probably would have been fine on someone a foot shorter than me. As it was, it only came down just a couple of short inches below my junk. Kelly, showing me no mercy at all said, “I wear tiny mini-skirts all the time. Just deal.”
I will say this: John was right. We were the hit of the party and I’m told folks still talked about it for years later. Everyone laughed their asses off when they saw me. Although, weirdly enough, a number of the ladies took a liking to the elf. Kelly said it was because, for a man, I had very sexy long legs. I wasn’t convinced.
Once the gifts were passed out, our Santa show was over. It marked the official end of the party. The boss left. John, who apparently got pretty sweated up in his garb, also made clear that he was leaving. Within half an hour probably four dozen of the five-dozen people had decided the party was over and left.
I had known for some time that Julie from accounting seemed to have at least a passing interest in me. I was debating whether to get out of my costume or just leave it on. My only reason for leaving it on was that some of the chicks really seemed weirdly, sexually, into the elf. Julie and I were in the bar/office. I needed a drink after the silliness of the Santa show.
As I reached over to grab the tequila bottle, Julie ran her hand across my butt cheek. I kind of froze in my tracks for a moment. A soft voice said, “You’re not wearing underwear.” I stood up, and with my back still to her, explained that I’d discovered that the tights wouldn’t work with my boxers. Her hand remained on my butt, gently squeezing me. My drink prepared, I turned around. She dropped her hand.
A second later and she reached under the front of my tunic. “Well, then that must mean these guys are running free…” And with that, she got a handful of my balls. Again, I kind of froze as her warm hand gently massaged my nuts. She pushed her hand down between my thighs and I had to spread my feet a bit to keep my balance. My cock was quickly growing. I did not want it to. It wasn’t listening to me.
Julie dropped her hand just as a face entered the office to make a drink. Julie walked out and I stayed pretty close behind her, as by then I was sporting a full stiffy. I was going to try to escape to the men’s room. Instead, Julie grabbed my hand and walked me over to the accounting area to her cubicle. She pushed me to sit down in her chair and then she straddled my lap, facing me. She reached down and pulled my tunic up and out of the way. Then she tugged the bottom of her little black dress up.
Julie ground her, I assumed, panty-covered twat back and forth along my tights-enclosed hard-on. She leaned her head onto my shoulder and softly moaned, “who knew you had such a nice cock?” She sat up, looked me in the eye, and then plunged in for a deep kiss. As we kissed (Lord, she had a soft tongue!) she was rhythmically jerking her hips on me. I was stunned a couple of minutes later when she broke our kiss, gasped, panted, lunged back in, and moaned through an orgasm into my mouth.
Julie quickly stood up after she came. My tunic was pulled halfway up my chest. My hard-on was trying to cut through the tights. There was a large wet streak where she’d been riding my cock. Julie reached down and ran the palm of her hand up and down the underside of my cock. “Sorry that I got you wet. You’ve got me running like a river.” It wasn’t all hers. My cocking was non-stop leaking pre-cum.
I reached out and placed my hand on the gusset of her panties. She wasn’t lying! Her lacy panties were soaked completely through. My finger started to move them out of the way when Julie jumped back. “We should go!”
I was slow in following her. The tunic was so lightweight it could blow around if I breathed wrong. The tights were designed to stretch with whatever was in them. My six-inch cock was rock solid and pointing straight ahead as if it were divining for pussy. I had to walk past the large conference room to get to the restroom.
As I walked in that direction, I was surprised that it looked like everyone else was gone. Kelly bumped into me coming out of the copier room. “Where did you go?” she asked as she hugged me. Feeling my cock stabbing her tummy, she stepped back, reached down, and firmly gripped my hard-on. “Oh, fuck yesss,” she purred.
“Julie seemed fascinated with the tights.”
“Did you fuck her?”
“No, but she managed to get off.” Kelly purred again.
Duane came out of the copy room from behind Kelly carrying copies. “These are soo good!”
Kelly took my hand and we followed Duane to the small conference room. I tried to pull away and explain to Kelly that I needed to hit the restroom to get rid of my hard-on. “Don’t worry about it,” was all she said.
The table that had food spread out upon it the last time I saw it, had been cleared, pulled away from the wall, and had copy pages, apparently upside down, spread across it. Duane, me, and Roger (a spouse) were the only men in the room, along with ten or so women. Kelly was the only female spouse. Most of the rest of the women worked in accounting, except for the secretary married to Roger.
Everyone was picking up the sheets of paper, looking at them, smiling and snickering, laying them back down, and then moving on to another. Weird? Kelly picked up one and showed it to me. No shit. NO SHIT!
People had been sitting on the copier and photocopying their bottoms. The first couple of them that Kelly showed me were girls in their panties. I thought it was pretty damn cool. My hard-on did as well. Then I heard a girl squeal. She quickly passed that copy around and everyone giggled, studied, and had it pulled from their hand. Finally, I got to grab it. Folks gave up keeping the copies face down.
I, obviously, could pick my wife’s pussy out of a line-up. Her twat was splayed open, her outer lips squished onto the glass, her clit very visible, and just a fading glimpse of her butt hole. Duane bought in some more sheets and by the time that set made the rounds, then yet another set. Women were making a steady stream in and out of the room.
That last round of copies was all exposed twats. It was hard to keep track of who was coming and going from the room as both Duane and Roger were running the racket and it seemed like all of the girls were in on it. As I looked at the table it was covered with a cornucopia of black and white copies of cunts.
Kelly pulled me along as Roger left the room. They had a chair set up in front of the copier. Roger helped Kelly step onto the chair, turn and sit her butt on the copier. As she leaned from cheek to cheek, Roger pulled her dress out of the way. Kelly’s legs were spread wide open and Roger had a great view of her shaved twat as well as her tattoo on her pubic mound. He was hitting the copy button as Kelly leaned forward and back putting her different parts into focus on the glass.
Kelly grabbed Roger’s hand and pulled it to her cunt. He quickly slipped a couple of fingers into her and it was obvious that it wasn’t his first visit of the night up there. Kelly pushed the copy button. They moved around a bit. The last copy had a great view of both her butthole and Roger’s fingers in her twat. Then they decided they needed a copy of her tattoo. Both Roger and I helped Kelly lie flat across the machine and it took a pic of her blooming red rose right above her slit.
Roger scurried away with the fresh copies. Kelly insisted that I sit on the glass. I assured her that I would break it. She insisted. I, like Kelly, was shaved smooth and bare. She loved the copy of my butthole and a ball sack that looked huge. The tights were quite warm, so, you know: ‘hanging low.’ She nearly skipped out of the room with those warm papers in hand.
Someone was bright enough to have grabbed some Windex and a roll of paper towels. I cleaned the glass as Duane and Tabitha came in. Tabitha was one of my lust objects. Tits nearly as big as Kelly’s, always tanned, probably five-seven with great legs, in her early twenties. I watched as Duane unzipped the back of her dress. Tabitha slithered out of the top of the dress and then laid her tits on the glass. Wow! They hung with a ski-slope shape on top and jutted out like military-grade weapons with large and hard nipples.