Lobster Arse
Shopping got me in trouble again
“What the bloody hell have you bought again, woman?” My husband rolls his eyes as I haul my brobdingnagian bag of “essential” holiday purchases through the hall. “Summer goodies.” He goes through the tiki glasses, jam jars, flowery plates, gingham dress, ruffle skirts and several duck-in-wellies ornaments. Lastly, he holds up a set of knickers with nautical stripes and crustaceans. “What? Can’t I have crabs and lobsters o...