Kentucky derby Stories

I received a text from my BFF Jeff, “Let’s go to the Kentucky Derby party Saturday at River City. I’ll see you at 5pm.” When Jeff and I met at our favorite dive bar, The Ponderosa, a slightly western themed establishment, he already had a plan. “Tim, I hear this is a pussy-fest. Women love dressing up, wearing stupid hats, and drinking mint juleps. I’m sure we’ll both get laid.” “Where is the party?” I said. “The ritzy Ri...