Homecoming: The Happy Couple
Jerry always loved his best friend’s wife’s legs; he gets a chance to do so literally.
He didn’t know how to reach Bill, who had been his best friend in high school, but he knew where to find his wife. Her face was on signs around town and next to the door that said Swensen Realty. Jerry stepped inside and affected a loud, good-old-boy voice when the young woman greeted him. “Ah’m fixing to move to this here town, so ah need to git me a house. Tell Melinda she’s got a customer.” “I’m sorry, Ms. Swensen is o...
