Shower fuck Stories

The next date on the tour was a big one: the Amphi festival in Cologne, Germany. An established festival that brought in thirteen thousand people. It was by some distance the biggest gig we had ever played. We hired a van, and it took 10 hours to drive from Sheffield. We arrived tired but excited, wandered around the massive site acclimatising ourselves, watched a few bands and settled for the night. Singer Sarah and her...

The supermarket had been busy: too many people pushing trolleys, bashing into me, rubbing against me. And don’t even start me on the body odours. I parked on the drive and quickly hauled my shopping bags into the house. I put the frozen in the freezer, the chilled in the fridge, and left the rest on the work surface. It could wait; I needed a shower. I needed to get the aroma of other people off me. I rushed up to my bedr...