Risky Stories

My God, it's hot today! Unusually hot for this time of year and I'll be glad to get home and get out of my boring, stuffy office clothes. I pull into the drive and park next to Richard.  He's had the day off - lucky sod! As I go in the front door, I hear him shout "I'm in the kitchen!". "Hi there. How was your day?" I ask as I walk through.  He's standing there with a beer in his hand, smirking. "Good.  I've had a very la...