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Coconut Curry Soup. Did we use too much lemon grass? Yeah, definitely too much lemongrass. Too late now. Add the ginger. OK. … Why are you staring at it? The ginger reminded me of that thing we read about. You know. … You need to stop thinking about that. You know. On the Salacious Inquiry. I know what you’re talking about, but maybe… don’t? Figging. Yeah, I told you. I know. Weird, right? Yes, yes, it is. So, why are we...

“ULTRA HOT VINTAGE PORNO SHORTS FROM THE 20’S TO THE 70’S” advertised the DVD case. The text is superimposed over a black-and-white image of a woman lying on her stomach. She looks to be holding a phone in one hand, but it might also be her hair against her neck. She’s lying down in kind of a relaxed seal-stretch, such that her breasts are visible hanging down. There’s no other way to describe them than ‘hanging down’. I...