Spunkin’ Donuts: September 1, 1987
“Kev, can we try something different?” Cassie interrupted, giggling. “This bedframe isn’t the only thing that’s creaky. You have *got* to work on your dirty talk.”
“You can’t be serious!” Superintendent Hutchinson scoffed as he scratched his armpit through his plaid beige sport coat. “Hire Tawny Koontzler as an aide? The girl who got expelled for balling Joey Martinelli in the nurse’s office?” “Actually, that was Caleb Ferney. She blew Joey Martinelli behind Cumby’s—” “With Mentos and Diet Coke in her mouth, I know,” he interrupted, shaking his head. “Actually, it was Pop Rocks.” “L...