Inquisitive Stories

Do you have a hairy muffler?Do you keep it pretty trim?Or do you prefer the natural lookand have a furry quim?Is it tufts of purest amber?Is it flowing, free and fair?Is it dark and thick and curly,like a wire brush down there?Or maybe you're quite artyand you shape the hair around?Perhaps you are a shaverwith a soft, sweet, puffy mound.These are the things I think aboutwhen work is going slow.And if you'd be so kind then...