Locker Room Soccer Moms -Part I
Soccer moms decide to pitch in to keep the boys locker room clean.
“Coach, may I have a word with you?” Melanie asked Coach Roscoe. “Of course, Melanie, how can I help you?” Coach asked. “Well, I went into the boys’ locker room looking for Brendan’s backpack that he left behind, and I was shocked. Towels, jock straps, shorts, muddy shirts, old socks, and even unmatched shoes were strewn across the locker room. And the stench matched what I saw!” she said. “Melanie, the one thing I learne...