This is all a farce anyway Stories

"Oh god, oh god, oh FUCK!" My hand flew furiously across my sodden clit as I tried to keep myself as quiet as I could. "Oh god. More. More." I flipped over onto my back, catching sight of a shadow in the corner. I yelped. "What the FUCK are you doing in here?!" It was my stepladder, standing brazenly in the corner of my room, staring me in the face, not to mention other parts. Shit! I'd forgotten I'd enlisted its help ear...